Note: Hiya people I have a quick note: Want to apologize to the people who reviewed many months ago GOMEN! This is way I am added two therapy lesions per chapter. I Would love to thank you all tho I HAVE OVER 50 REVEIWS I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOO MUCH glomps all Anyways enough with meh get to the fucking story!! ALSO THIS IS THE LOST CHAPTER (srsly I lost this chapter XD)
Taka/Tobi: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sliding down the hall in office chairs, steering / rowing with canoe paddles.
Deidara: opens the door to that hall Hey yeah, what's with all the no- OMG UN
CRASH
BOOM
"FUCK YEAH!"
"AHH"
"TOBI ISH A GOOD BOY!
Kisame: comes in with Hidan behind him Hey what's with the no- WOOT DEIDARA YOU GO MAN! sees Deidara who has one of his hands on poor Taka's boob
Taka: …. -_-…. eye twitch
Deidara: -////- Should I move yeah?
Taka: What the fuck do you think?
Tobi: OHH DEIDARA-SENPAI AND TAKA-SAMA ARE DOING THE NAUGHTY!
Taka/Dei/Kisa/Hida: ._. ..
Taka: THAT'S IT GET THE FUCK OFF! NYA! pushes Deidara off of her and glares at both him and Kisame
Suddenly the hall doors fly open as a blue of dark brown flies past Taka, Tobi, Kisame, Hidan and suddenly Deidara and some girl about 16 with dark brown almost black hair and same colored eyes was on top of Deidara.
???: MWAHAHA YOUR MINE DEI-DEI-KUN Time for HaWt StEaMy SeX!
/Or If you want we can EaT yOu InStEaD!/
Deidara: ._. N-neither yeah..?
doors slam open as a very familiar person or should I say persons that look very much alike
Ciara: GET THE FUUUCK OF MY DEI-DEI-KUN WHOEVER YOU ARE!
???: I HAVE YOU KNOW I AM INSA-NE AND I WILL RAPE ALL THE AKATSUKI
/NUU WE SHALL EAT THEM!/
Emonnee/Taka: STAY AWAY FROM MY SASO-KUN glare at each other MINE… NO MINE NYAA!
Ciara: … pulls Insa-Ne off Deidei Anyways :D Hi Taka-sama
Taka: Yosh!
Pein: walks in .=. what THERE back?! And who ish this?! TELL ME I AM YOUR LEADER FOOOOOOLS D:
Insa-Ne: PEIIIIINNNNN! goes to lunge at Pein a knife in her hand
Pein: simply moves aside and behind him is Zetsu, who gets stabbed by Insa-Ne… Zetsu slowly falls to the ground all life slowly falls all life drained from his planty body…
Every1 except Tobi and Zetsu: …… fuck (un)
Tobi: _ drags Zetsu's body to THE CLOSET!
Taka: …. Well… uh..
Insa-Ne: /MWAHAHAHA ONE DOWN REST TO GO!/
But first I ne-
Sasori: walks in oblivious to everything What's going on..?
Insa-Ne: NYYA SASO-KUUUUUN glomps at Sasori
Emonnee/Taka: …. Get… Off…. Sasori… kun…
Insa-ne: No…
Taka: GET OFF HIM OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY AWSOME RUBBER AK47 MINT CONDITION BRAND NEW ULTRA HOT PINK THREE BULLET DAGGER SHOOTING LASER GUN CHICKEN OF MASS DISTRUCTION THAT CAN KILL 2 CHICKENS WITH ONE STONE MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE SWISS CHEEEESE!
Insa-Ne: ._. … Fine… I'll go rape like someone else…
DAMN I WANTED TO EAT HIM TO!
Sasori: … has never felt safer in his life, hugs Taka, then Emonnee and gives her a kiss on the cheek
Dei-dei: Heyyy I wanna kiss a pretty girl! looks at Ciara and grins walks over to her and kisses her
Ciara: .////.
Emonnee/Ciara: NYYAAA WE GOT KISSED BY TWO HOT GUYS! run out of the building screaming happily
Insae-Ne: … Well :D BACK TO THE RAPIG!
/THEN THE FEEAAAST!/
Taka: .. ' Listen Insa-Ne.. you srsly can't go around attempting to rape and or kill the Akatsuki
Insa-Ne but its fuuuun
Taka: … Not for those that are being sexed up or killed
Insa-Ne: b-but
Killing ish fun! Mwahaha
Deidara: Maybe for you yeah BUT I GOTTA LIVE YEAH!
Sasori; Tch… your useless your art isn't even art its just… nothingness
Deidara: Well that made a lot of sense Sasori-Danna yeah.
Sasori: Shut up brat!~
Deidara: No Yeah!
Sasori: :D that's what I thought
Deidara: aw danmit yeah…
Taka: ANYWAYS! Listen to get over this I think this calls for special treatment.
Kakuzu: WHAT ABOUT SPENDING MONEY FOR SPECAIL TREATMENT?!
Taka: Kaku-Kun the treatment is free,
Kakuzu: Good.. I can't have you going around and spending my moneh!
Taka: .. To late…
Insa-Ne: So =.= wat ish this special treatment?
Taka: Ah ya know, the usual. Lock you up in a nut job place thinger, where there's nothing but normal old, wrinkly people :3
Insa-Na: o.o anything else?
Taka: Well how about instead of raping them yourself… grins evilly
Akatsuki: O.O Oh boy…
Taka: You could watch them smex each other up!
Insa-Ne: … that does sound promising..
Taka: :3 I'll even give you your first free month trial, we'll send you the smexy goodness for free! For a whole month!
Insa-Ne: SIGN ME UP! X3 YAY SMEXY GOODNESS! Thanks a lot Taka-sama :D BYE ALL!
Every1: bye (un) -.-
Insa-Ne: *Leaves*
Pein: Hey weren't you supposed to get her adress and stuff?
Taka: …. O.o uhhh… Hehehehe I forgot?
Konan: Oh dear…
Taka: Well… I'm sure we'll hear from her soon enough '
Hidan: Jashin I hope not..
Taka: Well.. .another mission Failed :D WELL ITS SLEEP TIME NOW CUZ I WANT SLEEEPPPPZZZ O.o
Sasori: ~.~ Sleep is all you ever want..
Taka: Nuu Takahira-sama has other needs, she has yaoi, food, yaoi, violence, yaoi, friends, yaoi…. And did I mention yaoi?
Sasori: Only for the zillionth time
Taka: good ^-^ Wasn't sure if you heard meh :D
Sasori: ~.~ bye…