Taka: sitting on floor boredly starring at a plain white wall. ….
Sasori: comes in and sees her. … What are you doing?
Taka: … I don't know.. jumps up and grins SO WHAT'S ON THE AGENDA FOR TODAY!?
Sasori: Well we had several applications sent in from people that needed help but… we had to cancel some here are the names:
Felicia Uchiha Sorry we only help someone once.
Vildarra Sorry no spots are open, and we will dump your body somewhere….
Murasaki Shikibu Sorry we do not help problems like that.
shi-chan Hm An addiction to Anime but you still have a life? I see no problem.
Taka: Well that saves a lot of work ._.
Sasori: I guess '
Taka: Sighs ….
Sasori: What's wrong?
Taka: I feel like crying…
Sasori: O.o Why? What happened? I'll kill the bastard that hurt you.
Taka: laughs slightly Naw… Idk Why I ish sad… Just am.. Anyways tell Pein-sama I will be taking the night off…
Sasori: … Alright..
Taka: ^-^ Have fun w/o meh… waves and leaves
Tobi: comes flying in WEEEE- Sasori-Danna where is Takahira-chan?
Sasori: Went home for the day.
Tobi: T~T Aw Tobi wanted to play with Takahira-chan…
Suddenly the buildings doors open to reveal a girl about uh… who cares anyways, she had hair that went down to her ass that was brown with green eyes.
Sasori: sighs more work… looks at the new comer Welcome… how can Akatsuki Therapy help you?
???: Hi my name is Ermioni and of course I need help, I would like to talk to you Sasori-kun 3
Sasori: … Come with me… leads Ermioni into a random room
~~Still in the Lobby~~
Tobi: …. Tobi is bored…. Maybe Another person will come in so Tobi can make a friend :D
Once again the Akatsuki's doors swung open and a girl with blond hair and blue eyes cam skipping in talking to a random fly as she came forward, suddenly the fly died and dropped dead on the ground.
Konan: ._.'
???: HI MY NAME IS KARA AND I LIKE SERIOUSLY NEED HELP AND I WOULDLIKE TO TALK TO ITACHI 'CUZ HE SEEMS TO BE THE ONE I REAAALLLY NEED TO HELP AND HE'S ALSO THE BEST TO HELP ME!
Konan: …
Tobi: YAY A FRIEND!
Kara: YAY TOBI :D
Itachi: …. comes in, sees Kara and Tobi all happy and goes to leave but is grabbed by the collar by Konan
Konan: Itachi meet your newest patient!
Itachi: … Yay… .me.. -/.\-
Kara: YAY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER heart filled eyes
Itachi: latterly drags Kara to one of the rooms Let's just get this the hell over with…
Kara: X3
Itachi: lazily tosses her in a chair and leans against the wall … waiting to hear her problem
Kara: ^.^ I REALLY want to become emo!
Itachi: … And I come in where?
Kara: Well isn't obvious your like the most emo person in the world!
Itachi: …. If you want to become emo… your already way past failure…
Kara: BUT THAT'S WHY I NEED YOUR HEEELP DAMNIT TELL ME YOUR EMO WAYSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Itachi: …. The sooner I help you the sooner you leave?
Kara: … Uh yeah?
Itachi: … Good then let's begin…
1: Emo's DO NOT and CAN NOT talk the hind legs off a donkey.
Kara: Eheheh…
Itachi: 2: They don't like other people, they don't hug other people, and they don't talk to other people unless it's a fellow emo.
Kara: ._. …
~~~With Sasori~~~
Sasori: See? That's why me and that pink haired girl can't be together. No matter what you and Takahira say.
Ermioni: BUT YOU TWO ARE LIKE, LIKE… AWSOMENESS PUT TOGETHER INTO ONE!
Sasori: …. Yeeeeeaaahh- no…
Ermioni: … B-but
Sasori: Shut up, I don't want to hear it!
Ermioni: BUT IT'S YOUR JOB!!
Sasori: I'm Sorry did I S-S-Stutter?
Ermioni: Well now you di-
Sasori: I DUN WANNA HEAR IT, GOOD BYE!
Ermioni: … D: Meaneh..
Sasori: I'm not getting paid at all so I can be as mean as I fucking want and not give a damn :D And I'm happeh.
Ermioni: I'M NOT LEAVING!
Sasori: … Orly now?
Ermioni: Yarly.
Sasori: Orly?
Ermioni: Yarly.
Sasori: Willyoubeleaving Orly?
Ermioni: Yarly- HEY WAITS CRAP!
Sasori: :D Goody! Good bye! presses remote control, that came out of like no where joo knows?
Ermioni: But Wa- floor beneath her opens, and she falls into the great Akatsuki Abyss of DOOOOOOOM
Sasori: That was fun.
~~~~W/ Itachi and Kara~~~
Itachi: wraps up his wrist and puts away his razor And that ends the lesson on cutting yourself .. Don't forget don't go across the street, go down the road.
Kara: ._. Mhmm… What else?
Itachi: points at her clothes Wrong.
Kara: D: WHYYY?
Itachi: Black. Dark. Abyss.
Kara: But… what about the colors..? I MEAN COLORS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND N' ROU ND N' ROUND N' ROUND AND ROOOOUNND CUZ IT DOESN'T GO UP DOWN OVER DOWN OVER UP SIDE TO SIDE OR NUTTIN!
Itachi: Feels like slamming head against brick wall Shut up…
Kara: but whyyyy
Itachi: CUZ I FUCKING SAID SOOO X_X UR A FAILURE AT BEING EMO! YOU BRING US TO SHAME!
Kara: ._. S-so… cruel…
Itachi: Oh did I hurt your feelings
Kara: T-T Very much so…
Itachi: GOOD D:
Kara: Faggot…
Itachi: Hm? What was that??
Kara: o.o N-nothing!
Itachi: Ya know what… I'm not in a good mood, you think I'm emo, called me a faggot, and annoyed me to want to send myself into 72 hrs of me killing myself.
Kara: o.o IK YOU WHERE EMO YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF
Itachi: … You know what…? I dun with you! KISAME! GET! IN! HERE! NOW!
Kisame: poofs in Wuzzzuppp?
Itachi: .. points at Kara Lock her in the room with you… and show her THE DANCE!
Kara: ._.
Kisame: HELLZ YA drags Kara into a closest as bright colorful lights come on, suddenly his pants disappear NO PANTS DANNNNNCEEE!
Kara: o.o
~~Lobby~~
Itachi/Sasori: I hate this fucking job…
Taka-Sama comes back in looking refreshed
Taka-sama: I'M BAAACK AND IN THE BESTIEST MOOD EVAR
Sasori: glares at her … Quiet… I had to deal with a Sasosaku Fan girl..
Taka: Heart filled eyes NYA ANOTHER FOLLOWER! THERE SHOULD BE MORE, I MEAN YOU GUYS LOOKS SO KAWAII TOGETHER AND LIKE YEAH YOU TWO ARE LIKE PERFECT!
Sasori: -.- I'm leaving
Tobi: … Tobi didn't make any friend D:
Sasori: GOOD NOW ALL OF YOU GO HOME!
END IK IK I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER. I haven't been in the mood lately and with school x_x bleh..