A/N:
Yay! I'm so happy!
Ok...Mood ruined.
Anyways this chapter starts the "real" plot.
Bleeding Peaches
Chapter 2
The Diary
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"You WHAT?!?!" Peach nearly screamed. A quick hush was Samus's response.
"Promise me that you won't tell a soul"
"I won't" Peach answered timidly.
"Good. So yes, we did have sex, just try to stay calm and quiet."
"But what about Zelda? She's Link's girlfriend after all!"
"Hold on Peach-"
"Why are you even telling me about this?!?!" Peach's words seemed to have an effect now.
"It's confusing, I know. Trust me Peach. We don't know what to do about Zelda. Being a magical princess and all, she could find out at any moment!"
"So this is why you couldn't concentrate on my match?!?" Peach inquired, furious that her best match yet had been so…neglected.
"Yes!" Samus admitted, "You have a right to be flaming at me right now. But I need your help, you're the only person I can turn to!" Samus then looked like she couldn't keep up any longer.
Peach had never seen her friend looking so tired, confused and…beaten… A wave of sympathy suddenly swept over her. "Of course, Samus, I understand. I just have a few more questions."
The two agreed to talk some more (with Link) after dinner was eaten. Peach continued her walk to the kitchen once more, now disturbed at what she knows. Thoughts raced through her head as her pace slowed.
How…no, when, could they have done this? How did it happen at all? What about Zelda? Oh…man…now I'm a part of this! I'm too soft.
Kirby greeted her as she finally walked into the Kitchen. "Hey, Peach! Where've you been?" (A/N: Kirby can talk here.) "Oh, um, Samus wanted to talk to me about something." Peach didn't like lying to one of her best friends.
"Oh, well I've already boiled the soup up so let's get working on the meal!"
"Right, Kirby. I'll make the salad and you can start the turkey" And with that, Peach got to work taking out the lettuce and vegetables…
Three Hours Later…
Peach and Kirby had completed dinner with nothing going horribly wrong. They had cooked the turkey, made the salad, macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes, vegetables, rice, and much more, including foreign foods from other realms, and 2-D food for Mr. Game and Watch. Now, though, they cooking duo was completely out energy. Fortunately for them, Sonic happened to be walking by the kitchen.
"Hey, Sonic!" Kirby called, "Can you do me a favor?"
Since he had nothing better to do, the blue hedgehog agreed. "Sure thing, buddy."
"Can you set the Dining room table for us?" Kirby asked.
"We've made a ton of food and were very tired" added Peach.
"No problem guys I'll do it in two minutes, watch!"
And in less than two minutes, Sonic had completely set the table with plates, knives, spoons, forks, and placemats. He had even moved all of the food onto the table.
"Wow" the cooks said simultaneously. "And just in time." Peach added while looking at the oven watch which read, 7:00pm. Slowly, all the smashers had made their way into dining room until they were all seated and eating. Peach and Kirby gradually made their way towards the long table as well…
…Anyways, after dinner Peach met up with Samus and Link in Samus's room. None of them knew how to begin. Samus explained to Link of how Peach knew their secret.
"Well," started Samus, "if we're gonna talk about this we should start now. Peach, do you have any more questions?"
"Yes." the princess answered, "Samus, umm, are you…did you…have you taken a pregnancy test!?!"
The two heroes stared at her with wide eyes of shock.
"Actually, no" Samus admitted. "I haven't even thought of it."
"Well, I found a pregnancy tester…thing… in the hospital wing that you could use," stated Link "Try it. It hasn't been used or anything…" He held it out to her.
"Alright…" Samus said, taking the object from Link and heading into the bathroom.
Peach stared at him. Link looked back, apparently not knowing the awkwardness he had put Peach into.
"What?" he asked. Immediately Peach blurted out questions.
"Why was there a pregnancy test in the infirmary? Why did you take it? And keep it in your pocket?!? Link, do you realize that women pee on those things!?"
Five Minutes Later…
The sound of the door opening shut Peach up.
The blue suited bounty hunter took a step out of the bathroom with a stone face…
"I'm pregnant. I did not expect this…"
"Well, why not?" Peach inquired.
"Do you see anyone in this mansion carrying a fucking baby?!?"
The usually happy ruler was taken back and hurt by her friends answer. "Samus, please, calm down." Link finally spoke up.
"But it was you who fucking did this to me!!!"
Peach had decided to stay put and quiet during this time put at this she rose. Peach was a person against blaming others. Now standing Peach was angered which was hard to do. And this forced Peach to snap.
"This isn't just his fault Samus, and you know it! I know you've had your eye on him since the beginning of time!"
She turned around to face Link now and began to rebuke him as well.
"And you! What is wrong with you!? You have a girlfriend! What are you supposed to say to Zelda, my best friend, huh? I shouldn't even be here! I should be telling her the truth!"
And with that Peach began to stomp angrily towards the door.
"Peach, stop." Samus said in a deathly silent way.
"And don't tell me who I should and shouldn't be sleeping with. You're not my mother. I'll face the consequences eventually but I'm not ready and neither is Link. And right now we don't need the only person we can trust walking out on us."
And with that Peach stepped away from the door and sat down beside Link again. Samus sat as well. Peach sighed. She knew eventually she would pay too but she couldn't leave them by themselves.
"Well we don't know who could be listening… Besides, since you're pregnant, we need to find a way to hide it from the rest of the Smashers and you still have give birth to a healthy child. Unless…"
"No. This is probably the only time in my entire life that I will be pregnant. I'm not going to just let it go."
"So please Samus, let's try to make a plan."
"Alright," Samus agreed. "Let's start with a cover up for my stomach getting bigger…"
Three Hours Later…
Peach had just finished writing her diary entry for the day. It had summed up everything that had happened that day, especially about Samus and Link. She then skipped out the door leaving her journal on her bed open to the first page.
Little did she know a certain figure was waiting for her to get out of the room... When she had finally left the figure crept inside and began to read her diary.
Page one…
Dear Journal,
It was about a week after we completed the Olympics and beat team Sonic. Daisy and I were busy with the toads preparing for a party at the castle. Daisy and I had just finished baking a large cake and the toads were done decorating. My castle looked wonderful with such sporty decorations. There were even pictures of team Mario during the Olympic events.
There was a large picture of me winning table tennis. Others included Daisy on the trampoline, Yoshi on the vault, Mario winning the 400m race, and Luigi beating Shadow on the 400m hurdle race…
I had invited everyone from our Olympic team; even Wario and Waluigi were there. When the guests arrived the party started. It was all going just marvelous when Master Hand had arrived. Silly me, I thought he had come to celebrate as well but then he informed me about the upcoming Super Smash Brother Brawl Tournament.
He said it would be much better than Melee with a bigger mansion, more competitors and everyone being able to watch from a special room. I gladly accepted to go and offered to fetch Mario, Luigi and Bowser after getting my bags. But as he floated into the main party room he was thrilled to see the most athletic of the Mushroom Kingdom sitting before him. He also invited Wario, much to my dismay. We stepped through a green vortex and were instantly transported to this realm.
The mysterious figure wasn't very pleased with this entry and grunted his disapproval. Instead he flipped the journal to the last written page…
The page about Link and Samus…
Therefore this mysterious figure now knew of the darkest secret of the whole mansion… He snickered before sneaking out. Only seconds later Zelda appeared. Being such a trusted friend she closed up Peach's diary without talking a single peep. And therefore remained clueless as to what was going on…
A/N:
Next on Peach's New Adventure:
The secret is out! What will this mean for Peach, Samus, and Link? Who is the mysterious figure?
Brainwashers will strike!
A mysterious murderer will move throughout the mansion unnoticed…
Samus will give birth…
Someone will die (quite obviously)…
With love,
Et de vos âmes,
~Katastrophic132
Oh and I won't post again. Yep, WILL NOT post again until I get five comments from different people!