CHAPTER 11 THE MILKER INCIDENT
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"OoooohhhhhhhhAwwwwwwwwwwAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Jill groaned because now that she had finished the crops she had to do (dramatic pause) LIVE STOCK!
"I'm toast…" She sighed.
And reluctantly headed for the barn. Once she got there all the animals stared at her.
Umm…maybe I should do birds first …
So Jill went over to the chickens scared out of her boots.
She opened the door cautiously with the bird feed in hand. As it opened all chicken started toward her clucking angrily, she screamed and through the whole bag of feed at them and it hit the ground, as she slammed the door shut.
Okay Claire can get the eggs tomorrow…and the duck eggs…
Jill went to duck shed, cracked open the window got the bird feed and poured it through the window.
She then walked to the barn.
Maybe I should get some protective gear…
She went into the tool shed and found almost nothing except Claire's old animal care gloves that she doesn't need them anymore.
Okay I could use these I guess…
Jill cautiously opened the door. The cows and sheep were actually nice but she wasn't good at milking, she was okay at sheering, but was horrible at milking.
Jill fed them, and sheered the sheep this time she only had one cut this time!
She grabbed the milker and scared to death approached the cow named Moo-Moo.
Remember what Claire said about attaching the bottle 'turn it right and you'll be bottling it turn left and you'll be warring it!'…I think…
She turned the bottle right.
Ohhhh! I hope this is right.
She turned the milker on then milk started pouring into the bottle.
YE-
She almost thought till she realized the bottle was over flowing, then the bottle exploded from the pressure.
"OH NO!"
SPLASH! BOOM! POW!
A/N: this was really fun to write XD and please! I want reivews! (as long as there not related with m spelling and bad grammer!) PLEASE REIVEW! (if anyone is still reading this crap...) CRITISISEM COMENTS COMPLIMENTS THE THREE C's OF REIVEWING PLAESE! (I might stop makeing if I don't get coments...)
