Takahira: Dun dun de dum dun CHUCK NORRIS!
Itachi: ….? raises an eyebrow
Takahira: Nvm~~
So what do we got coming in today?
Itachi: takes a clipboard out from like no where Let's see we have:
Kaylyn, but she wants to be called Lyn. She wants to go dancing but no one will go with her.
Takahira: … Dancing….
Itachi: nods
Takahira: …. Grins
Kisame: Ohh she's up to somethinggggggggggg~
Takahira: I have stuff to and Lyn wont be here for a while soo… I'll be back quickly leaves grinning
-Pein and Konan enter-
Kisame: Oi, Leader-sama! Isn't evaluation day today?
Pein: Oh my self that's today?!
Konan: Yes dear…
Pein: O.o Everyone.. be on your best behavior today, Idk when the person will be coming in.
-every1 nods-
Doors open to reveal a boy around 13yrs old whose hair was disturbingly defying gravity (a.k.a he has spiky hair) and cheerful gray eyes. He began to skip toward the group.
Konan: Hello, what's your name and how may we 'help you'?
Sug-arush: HIYA! My names Sug-arush and… I NEEDS LOTZ OF HELP, CUZ LIKE I'M ._. … hyper….
Konan: O.o okay.. who do you want to see?
Sug-arush: TOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Tobi; 3 FINALLY SOME1 WANTS TO PLAY WITH TOBI!
Sug: x)
Itachi: is it legal to have Tobi help anyone?
Tobi: Teehee Silly Ita-kun Tobi isn't legal anywhere cuz Tobi ish an s-ranked criminal!
Nao LETS GO TO THE ROOM OF HAPPYNESS!
Sug: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAPPYNESS!
Both: Run into a random therapy room
~In Ze room~
Tobi: So wut does Sug-kun need?
Sug: I ish rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly hyper and random worse then even Tobi senpai!
Tobi: Wow that's rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly hyper and random.
Sug: Ya so can like Tobi he- OH MY GOSH A BIRDIE!
Tobi: WHERE?! both flock toward the window to go find the birdeh!~
~Back in ze main room!~
Konan: flips through a magazine on nail polish and stuff …
Kisame: … hey… I just realized something…
Itachi: looks up from his book on how to kill your clan for dummies special edition ? Wut.
Kisame: … No one has asked me fore help….
Hidan: Its fucking obvious!
Kazuku: ….
Doors open again to reveal a blond haired girl whose hair reached practically to her bum and she wore a t-shirt that read ACDC Back in Black and black jeans. She stopped and looked around after she heard the door close she quickly went back to make sure it was shut, she repeated that several times. She finally walked up to the desk
Konan: Hello how may we help you?
Hitomi: … My names Hitomi un and… looks back to see if doors shut I need help and checks again _ Can I just see some1 for help un?!
Konan: … alright who would you like to see?
Hitomi: Let's see who do I want to help me… do I even want help? Ya I do… do I? Ya,… no wait.. yes … no … Deidara? Itachi? Hidan..? Yes.. NO I DON'T… wait YES… YES I DO I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIDAN ITACHI OR DEIDARA UN!
Konan: .o. Okay… well Deidara can only help for a bit… along with Hidan
Hitomi: for Jashin's sakes can I just get help un?!
Konan: Grabs the three quickly and points them to a random room
-W/ the four of them-
Itachi: … doesn't want to be there
Deidara: How ish saying un after everything bad un?! Its uber awesome un!
Hidan: and loving Jashin bitch is not a problem!
Hitomi: makes sure window is closed. ….. goes back and checks again … OMG THAT LAMPS NOT ON! runs over and turns lamp on walks over to others stops halfway and goes back to make sure its still on
Itachi: gets annoyed with this and gets up grab her and duck tapes her to a chair …
Hidan: Alright now to deal with that fucking OCD thing.. if you did something once, leave it the fuck alone and if you're not sure then fuck it and move the hell on get me bitch?
Hitomi: … Maybe you should check to make sure I'm properly tied up…. Wait… is that light off…? OMG DID I CLOSE THE DOOR TO THIS PLACE??
Hidan: …………………………. You fucking make me want to eat babies! BAIBIES I FUCKING TELL YOU BABIES!
Deidara: … un
Hitomi: x[ I'M SOWWY! Alright, alright… takes a deep breath
Deidara: Good un.
Itachi: As Hidan said… you need to take everything more calmly if you want this all to stop. And if you keep this up… You'll be duck taped to this chair…… for an….. EtErNiTy!
Hitomi: o.o O-okay…. holds back the urge to ask if the tape is properly taped up
Deidara: Alright here's an idea. Think of yourself as a bird.
Hidan: What the fuck are you getting at you she-male?
Deidara: … twitches Think a bird as no cares, none, what so ever, nada, zip, zero.
Itachi: nods knowing what he's getting at
Deidara: So Itachi.. Hypnotize her to make her believe she's like a bird.
Itachi: … Alright… He actives his Sharigan (Sp? Cuz idc XD) looks at Hitomi in the eyes does some awesome stuffz (ya… even the perverts have a say in wut he did XD) and the stops
Hidan: releases Hitomi from the duck tape and watches
Hitomi: sits there for a second
Deidara: Do you think she's alri-
Hitomi: SQUAWK!
Dei/Hid/Ita: o.o ?
Hitomi: Starts flapping her arms as if they were wings
Hidan: Oh fawk….
Deidara: …. Itachi-Senpai… un
Itachi: Hn… don't even say it.
Hitomi: starts running around the room 'flapping' her 'wings' SQUAWK, SQUAWK!
Kisame: … What is that? peeking through the door
Hitomi: …. SQUAWK! (FISH!) Starts attacking Kisame
Kisame: AHHHHHH! gets chased out of the building
Itachi: ….
Deidara: w00t! Sweet smell of failure!
Konan: -.- That's going out of your paycheck
Deidara: hey is it just me or are Tobi and that Sug guy taking a long time?
Hidan: Why don't you fucking go check on him then?!
Deidara: … good idea un. opens door across hall hey guys you alright in the-
Tobi: Now… breath in….. breath out. Think of this as realizing any if not all of your stress. Like a calm river crashing against the shores. Back and forth, back and forth.
Sug: Yes Sensei…
Kon/Kis/Dei/Hid/Kak: OH MY GOD HE DID IT!
Sug: I'm cured… I feel calm as a bird thankies bye bye leaves
Ita/Dei/Hid: ….. bird….
Pein: OMG WE ACTUALLY CURED SOME1?! HAPPY DAYS HAPPY DAYS!
-Please wait a few moments while the author takes a minute to dance-
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Deidara: Is she done ye- WHAT NO! suddenly Deidara appears wearing a frilly pink mini dress with loads of make up and jewelry ohohoh dun't forget the 10 inch pumps! …..T-T Ya She's not done yet…
-Still waiting-
COMPLETE UR STORY IS READY TO BE CONTINUED GET READY TO LOSE BRAINS CELLZ!-
Deidara: T.T My dignity!
Hidan: Serves you right woman!
A girl with blond hair tied up in a bun with her bangs down enters the hall way. Her blue eyes widened when she saw Deidara in the dress, the author could only chuckle darkly at the sight she created
???: OHMYGOSH DEIDARA-SENPAI IS YOU ALRIGHT?! Huggles
Deidara: huggles back You're the only one that understands.
Hidan: do you even know who the fuck that is?!
Rach: My names Rachel call me Rach, and I need help! I CARE TO FUCKING MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!
Hidan: …. Which one of these loser has to help you.
Rach: You and Kakuzu:
Hidan: I feel bad for those fucking losers wait… I'M HIDAN!
Deidara: now in normal clothes sighs dramatically I knew he'd find the dark truth out one of these days, I jus tthought it would never come this soon!
Kakuzu: Tch… Loser…
Rach:
Hidan: SHUT UP ASSHOLE OR ON JASHIN'S NAME YOU'LL REGRET IT I FUCKING SWEAR TO JASHIN!
Kakuzu: Good…. Let's get this over with.
-In ze room w/ Kakuzu and Hidan and also Rach!-
Hidan: So let me get this straight…. You fucking care so much you don't want to give two shits anymore? Am I fucking true or not? SPEAK BISH!
Rach: ya.. and I don't think swearing is good for your health… or other people's health for that matter.
Hidan: Do I look like I fucking care about health or anyone else for that matter?!
Rach: well no bu-
Hidan: : SILENCE OR I KEEL JOO!
Rach: .O. B-BUT THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE SAD, I CARE TO MUCH TO MAKE OTHERS SAD!
Hidan: THAT'S IT TO THE GREAT AWSOME ABYSS OF HAPPYNESS AND DOLPHINS FOR YOU! grabs Rach by the hair and brings her said abyss don't ask where it is, cuz this author loves her secret abyss STAY BACK OR I'LL EAT JOO!
-----Back in the lobby------------------------------------
Takahira: MY LOVELY AKATSUKI MEMBERS 3 I'M BAAACK~
Tobi: YAY TAKA-SAMA!
Takahira: Ya, ya yay me yay me! I'm all ready for Lyn-chan to come! (Thought I forgot didn't cha?! WELL BWAR HAR, HAR I DIDN'T!)
Lyn: walks in looking slightly down … I want to go dancing…
Takahira: LYNNNN-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Lyn: OHMYGOSH ISH TAKAHIRA SAMA! both huggles
Takahira: One moment. AKATSUKI GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE NOW!
--All Akatsuki got their asses in there-
Takahira: Lyn, Akatsuki, me… WE'RE GOING DANCING TONIGHT!!!!!
Akatsuki/Lyn: w00t!!!
Well since I suffer from sever case of laziness here's wut happened, Akatsuki partied hard along w/ Lyn and Takahira. Kisame got drunk tired making a move on Takahira only to get bit by a drunk Takahira thinking Kisame was real fish. Tobi stayed normal, well sorta… dun't forget this is Tobi where talking about. Itachi went out to get the good stuff Zetsu sold Itachi the good stuff Pein and Konan where drunk had had some fun Hidan got kicked out from cussing to much. Kakuzu didn't do anything sat in a dark corner… all the money wasted… for this… Lyn and Takahira danced for an eternity with Deidara and Sasori.
Le FIN! (The END)