Takahira: …. I don't like you.
Kisame: Well I could say the same thing to you, Shorty.
Takahira: You know what Kisame, go home. Cardboard boxes don't count either.
Kisame: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. ATLEAST… at least... I HAVE FRIENDS.
Itachi: *looks up from painting nails*... Bad more Kisame...
Takahira: … *goes into depression.*
Sasori: *walks in and sees Takahira* … Who said she didn't have friends?!
Itachi: Kisame.
Kisame: Gee thanks Itachi…..
Sasori: You know plain well Takahira has been having friend issues; you should treat her with the up most respect she deserves. Al-
*Akatsuki doors open to reveal a girl, she walks and sits in a random chair*
Takahira: OI A NEW PATIANT! *runs over to the new arriver* HI MY NAME IS TAKAHIRA, I LIKE SASORI I DISLIKE INO PIG… AND UM… What do you need help with today?
Mira: My names Mira and um.. I need some help trying to figure out some problems I have revolving around someone, in other words I have mixed feelings.
Takahira: *nods understandingly* Anyone in particular you would like to see?
Mira: Nope.
Takahira: :D Good then your with me sista!
Kisame: Good luck dealing with her *whispers to Mira*
Takahira: *death glare at Kisame* Humph! *drags Mira to a random therapy room*
Sasori: … You should really be careful.
Kisame: Yeah, yeah.
*Another girl walks through the Akatsuki doors, looking annoyed like hell.*
Lily: .. Let's just get this over with, my name is Lily, I don't want to be here. My problem is I love blood gore ext so much I blew up my whole neighborhood yadayadayada. I have terrible mood swings, so let's get this the hell over with. Oh and I want to talk to Sasori and Deidara.
Itachi: Interesting…
Kisame: HEY SASORI DEIDARA GETS YOUR ASSES IN HERE.
Sasori and Deidara: What (un)
Itachi: Patient.
Sasori: This way; *brings Lily to random therapy room*
~~~in takahira's therapy room~~~
Takahira: I see. So you don't like Sasuke because he left. You also love him, because, everyone looves Sasuke.
Mira: Yeah..
Takahira: I get where your coming from don't worry. I'm the same way. Also I just like Itachi-kun better.
Mira: So you've gone through this state?
Takahira: Darling, I've been through plenty of states. You really have to narrow it down, really look at what sasuke's done and say to yourself "Mira, you're talking to yourself. You've finally lost it, but Do I really think sasuke leaving his friends, home turning against them all joining Oro-Teme nearly killing his bff makes me love him? Or does it make me hate him? Is it worth loving him?" Or something like that. You just need to observe everything he's done and decide from there.
Mira: I guess… But Uh.. Didn't you blow him up?
Taka: *giggles* Teehee Naw, that was a stunt double.
Mira: Was the blood real? Cause that shit was awesome.
Taka: HECK YA! I'm not all fun and games, I blow people up as well!
~~~W/ Sasori and Deidara~~
Lily: Man this is annoying…
Sasori: *nods*
Deidara: I'M SO HAPPY YEAH!
Lily/Sasori: *glares at Deidara*
Deidara: …. Fft.. I'm just glad she used explosives to kill them all…
Sasori: *sighs* Of course..
Lily: whatever. Anyways.. Just help me become 'normal' so my friends say.
Sasori: Well for us… something like that is completely normal...
Lily: Well… Iunno what to do then. JUST FUCKING HELP ME.
Deidara: Calm down yeah… I think I might have the solution! TO MAKE A HAPPY LILY YEAH! *punch\\es fist into the air, Naruto style.*
Lily: Why do I have the feeling im going to hate you forever because of this?
Deidara: Because you will. Now… there is only one true way to make a person happy.
Sasori: wait…. You don't mean…
Deidara: YEAH! *grabs Lily's arm and pulls her to a totally white room with a singal tv that takes up a whole wall.* Okay yeah, this is time for the huge change yeah. *walks away to the door after strapping Lily into a chair tightly so she can't escape, presses a button on a remote and barney starts to play*
Lily: OH GOD NO. PLEASE NO LILY WILL BE GOOD LILY WILL BE GOOD! *struggling to get away*
Deidara: Not yet yeah! *walks out of the room, making sure to lock the door with several dead bolts, a medieval lock, than some other locks the author is to lazy to name and/or remember*
Sasori: Is that seriously the only solution?
Deidara: No not really yeah.
Sasori: Oh that's cruel *smirks*
~~ Back with Takahira and Mira~~
Takahira: So like… Now every time I see Sasuke I'm like: GOD I REALLY SHOULD'VE BLOWN YOU UP?!
Mira: Uh-huh. But you were a nice person and blew the stunt double up.
Takahira: Yeah, he gave me a bottle of DIET coke. I said fucking Coke. I told him he was going to get his ass fired. Then I decided, burns will heal, let's blow him up!
Mira: EPIC.
Takahira: Yeah… good time , good times… speaking of time, where outta time! Adios mi amigo.
Mira: Aww… Cya, thanks for the help! *leaves skipping*
Takahira: *walks out to the lobby where the rest of the Akatsuki is*
Pein: Well she seemed happy.
Takahira: Well I was in a good mood for on-
Kisame: PFFT. Your just a suck up.
Takahira: … What did you say Fishy-teme
Kisame: …. OH SNAP!
Takahira: OH YEAH I WENT THERE.
Deidara: *enters* Ew Takahira-Sama went THERE yeah?
Takahira: EWWWW.
Pein: Ah Sasori, Deidara your done with your patient as well?
Deidara: No we need to wait a few hours yeah.
Sasori: *still smirking*
*suddenly theres a huge expolosion from where lily was*
Kisame: OH SHIZ NITZ
Lily: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE, YOU MADE ME WATCH THAT?! OF ALL THINGS?!
Deidara: QUICK YEAH! TO THE "OH SNAP WE FAILED MISERABLY HELPING A PATIENT' BASEMENT FOR COVER.
*Takahira and the whole Akatsuki runs in fear of Lily, who some how came across a vacuum cleaner and chases them, luckily they all made it to the safety of the basement and Lily leaves the Clinic, to unleash her rage upon the poor poor helpless peoples.*
Hidan: What the hell… YOU KNOW WHAT. I'M ENDING THIS CRAP. GOOD BY *Walks over to the author who is working her hardest to please people, whispers something and she stop-