Chapter 26 moments that make you want to kill your sister

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Claire put on her orange, and olive green bikini then went to see if Jill was ready to go.

Today they(as in Claire and Skye) decided to take Jill to the back beach…great idea since Claire had to take Jill there and she's horrible with directions.

Stupid Skye making me go through thee woods with no one telling me were to go but my sister WHO DOESN'T KNOW!…stupid Skye what did you have to do so badly you had to make me and her go through the woods ALONE! I mean we're two clutz's in the wilderness TOGETHER!

But at the same time she was excited cause after Jill goes home Skye was going to tell his STORY!

She knocked on Jill's door. "Just a minute!" came the sound of her sister's voice from the door.

"We don't have a minute we're going to be late!" Claire yelled at the door.

"Just a minute!" her voice came again.

"WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" Claire yelled this time kicking the door down.

And sure enough there was Jill sitting there ready as can be watching T.V..

"What the heck was that about" Jill asked looking at the door very puzzled.

"I'll pay for it! Now why the hell are you watching T.V.!" Claire yell at her idiotic sister.

"I'm watching Invader Zim( Awesome show!)." She said.

"Which one?" Claire asked.

"the one were Gir becomes the house." replied Jill.

"Oh I like that one!" she said sitting down to watch.

"Well that's just something interesting two fully grown women watching cartoons." Said a very familiar voice.

Jill screamed and spun around, wile Claire just turned around nonchalantly and said "Jack what are you doing here?" because in the doorway were used to be a door was now Jack leaning on the doorway.

"Well it appears the door was open." he walked over the toppled over door wile looking at it only to look back at them Claire could have sworn he was looking at her. "I came to see if tomorrow you guys wanted to got to the city with me and Gustafa he's in a music festival…OKAY! Where the hell are you two going at 4:30pm in swim suits…wait you two aren't strippers at night are you?"

"NO!" Jill screamed at him.

"Seesh!, you don't have to get all defensive!" Jack said back.

"I'm not getting all defensive! I just don't see how you could think I'm a stripper!" wile she said that she got up to make a point only to trip and fall on her face.

"Man you two are clutsy!" Jack laughed.

"You better not be including me in the-" Claire tried to get up but just like her sister she only tripped and fell on her face.

She got up and helped Jill up.

"Sorry to be so hasty but me and Jill have to go some were, and we'd love to go to the music festival" Claire said about to leave.

"Cool,…hey were are you going in swimsuits?" Jack asked.

Jill was about to say something, but was interrupted by Claire shutting her mouth.

"Just some were." Claire said.

"Wait but-"Jack looked like he had just remembered something. "Whatever have fun meet me and Gustafa at the mineral town entrance kay!" He said watching them leave.

I wonder what's up with him?

Two hours later she and Jill were lost in the woods but, matters were even worse, Jill kept falling from tripping on leaves, then getting up and wiped herself off, and during the time she wasn't falling she was humming the dumbest song ever!…the Barnie song, so Claire couldn't get there by listening to the sound of the ocean.

Oh sure Skye "it'll be easy It'll be fun just listen for the ocean." Well you know what you didn't have to travel with the stupidest clutsiest loudest girl IN THE FRICKEN WORLD!…Oh great this is one of those moments…moments that make me want to kill my sister.

A/N:(evil luagh) kind of cliffhanger evilness!(not realy)