Chapter 32 stupid taxi ride

Claire walked over to Jill's house, and the door was still broken.

What the hell, she should have had Gotz fix this by now?

She looked inside the house no Jill, she looked around the farm, no Jill, she looked in the barns, but still no sight of Jill.

Where the hell is she?

She went back to her house and sat on the couch, then the phone rang.

She looked at the caller ID.

Jack,…it's not even 7:00am yet and we don't have to meet till 10:ooam?

She pick the phone up.

"What do you want?" She asked irritated.

"WHAT DO I WANT! I want YOU to tell me WHY THE HELL JILL THINKS I HAVE YOUR MYTHIC SICKLE!, SHE'S BEEN HERE SINCE LIKE 3:00am!" Jack said angrily.

"huh…I thought it'd take her longer then that to find your place…" She said accidentally thinking out loud.

"WHAT?!" Jack demanded angrily.

"Listen, she's there? Okay I'll come get her we'll meet then we'll meet at the entrance at 10:00" She said then hung up.

She then went to the field found her horse then rode it to Jack's.

She opened Jack's door to see Jill was still wide awake tormenting Jack for something he didn't have.

"Give it!" Jill demanded.

"I told you a million times woman! I DON'T HAVE IT!" Jack insisted

"Give it!" Jill demanded.

"I told you a million times woman! I DON'T HAVE IT!" Jack insisted.

"Give it!" Jill demanded.

"I told you a million times woman! I DON'T HAVE IT!" Jack insisted, and it went on like that till…

"SOILDER! YOU'RE OFF DUTY FOR NOW!" Claire commanded.

"Wha?" Jack said looking utterly confused.

"MAM YES MAM!" Jill said running to Claire's side.

"What the HELL!" Jack asked.

"Bye now!" Claire said leaving wile Jill followed.

"WAIT!" Jack pleaded but they had already rode back to Claire's.

Once they got there she told Jill to go get ready, then went into her own house and closet to find something to wear to the music festival, in New York, a.k.a. she needed city clothes.

She found a perfect thing for Gustafa's festival, and had a great idea.

She ran to the kitchen and picked up the phone then called Jack.

"What do you want?" Jack asked still angry at Claire for incident with Jill and the imaginary sickle.

"Hey, you know how this is Gustafa's big thing?, and he's a hippie?" Claire asked.

"Yeah."

"Well, what if we all looked like hippies! Then we'd fit in with all his music buddies!"

"Hey that could be cool kay I'm in bye!"

"Bye!"

She then called Jill and filled her in.

For Claire's hippie get-up she wore a tie-died orange, red, and white tie-dyed shirt, with burnt-orange bellbottom pants, a piece sign necklace, a tie-dyed bandanna, shads, and some high heel sandals.

She went to Jill's and knocked n the door.

"Jill lets not do this again hurry it up!" This time(unlike the last) Jill came out smiling dumb as ever, with her hippie outfit which was a flower print blue and white headband, a light blue cuffed button up shirt unbuttoned, with a white shirt that was pink tie-dyed, a long jean shirt with shads, and flip flops.

"Nice outfit!" Claire exclaimed.

"You too" Jill complimented.

"Alright let's go meet the guys." Claire said.

As they walked they talked about the normal stuff.

"So can I take a day off on Thursday, I have some stuff to do!" Jill asked a little too cheery.

"That depends what stuff do you have to do?" Claire answered with another question.

"Well…Lumina's having this sleep-over thing with her closest friends so she invited me that's why I need the day off." Jill said a little afraid of Claire's reply.

Closest friends…I thought I was her closest friend?…why didn't she invite me…

"Why wasn't I invited?" Claire asked.

"I dun no maybe cause you haven't even talked to her or went to her house for like twelve days." Jill said dumbly.

"That's right I've been hanging out with Skye…" Claire asked.

"So that's why can I have the day off?" Jill asked.

"Sure, hey there they are!" Claire said seeing the two hippie looking guys at the entrance.

"Hey guys- err girls!" Jack said with his hair in one of those headbands it was cream with a brown stripe, ripped up jeans, with a rainbow tidied shirt with a brown over shirt, and flip flops.

"Dude!" Claire stated.

"I know!" Jack said.

Then they all went to get on the Taxi, when they did they had some interesting conversations.

"So were have you dudes been sneaking of to recently, haven't seen your around to much lately twisted sisters?" Gustafa asked.

"Well, we've be-" Jill tried to explain about Skye, till Claire slapped her across the face.

"What she means is we have been busy." Claire saved him.

"Busy with what Sk- err umm farm work?" Jack said looking suspicious.

Did he almost say Skye?

"No! we've been busy with Sk-" Jill was once again slapped across the face for being so stupid.

"Dudes, what's causing you guys to say the sound sk?…do you think it has something to do with radio signals or the government man?" Gustafa asked.

"Government? Radio signals?…no offence Gustafa but what are you smoking pot?" Jack asked.

"No man, what I'm on doesn't just get you high it opens your mind to music, and happiness man." Gustafa said.

Opening your mind? Is that what they're calling now?

"Gustie!, can I call you that?" Jill asked.

"Don't mind missy." he replied.

"The stuff you're talking about wouldn't happen to be those funny looking mushrooms in the woods next to the goddess pond?" Jill asked.

"Yeah you try um?" Gustafa asked.

"Yeah it is sooo trippy!"

"Wait wait wait wait wait, since when have you been an addict?" Claire asked angry at her sister.

"Tuesday."

"Oh, I did not know that…"

So maybe that's why she's been even stupider then usual!

"Why is it always high this, secret that, radio government conspiracy this, addict that with you people! I'M GANNA SNAP! HOW SLOW CAN THIS STUPID TAXI GO!" Jack said now harassing the driver.

"YOU KNOW I'M A HUMAN TOO! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M YOUR TAXI SLAVE! JUST CAUSE I LIVE WITH MY MOM CAUSE MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR A GUY WITH A MOTERCICLE CAUSE ALL I HAVE IS A MOPED! YOU KNOW I HAVE FEELINGS TO AND YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS IT HURTS!" The taxi driver spazzed.

Then in unison the three hippies said

"Loser."

Until finally they reached New York, as they left the taxi driver said.

"Aren't you guys ganna pay me?"

Claire was about to say 'hell no' then Jack went up to him and said.

"No, cause you know what I didn't enjoy that ride and I don't py for what I don't enjoy or I won' t pay if I gained anything and all I gained from the ride was mental images I don't need and I lost some selfasteem, and some hair, AND I think I lost five brain-cells so I think you owe me, and I'm letting you off the hook cause I don't wanna here you talk crap about how your daddy never loved you! So if I were you I'd just leave and get on with your pretty little life." Jack ranted.

As the three began to leave the driver said

"He-" then was cut off by Claire.

She gave him the glare then said "Bite-me." The driver then cowardly went back into the fedel position.

As they walked away Jill said

"Bye bye!"

And Gustafa said "Peace man."

A/N: WHOA! SUPER LONG CHAPTER WITH A CLIFFHANGER!?!

P.s. to my bestest friend we still mis you ;(