Hey everyone it's Agurra again and I am back with a new chapter for Dare or Hell. Be prepared cause the hell is only going to get worse. One thing do to an order by one of my viewers I must ask you not send me any more dares as it violates the rules. I may use some of your dares for ideas but nothing more. Also if you get the chance check out my new story "When Sasori Gets Bored" it has only received 6 reivews but all are positive. So check it out and tell me what you think. Now without Further trouble, LET THE HELL BEGIN!

Chapter 3, Agurra's Dares

Agurra: Welcome back to Dare or Hell where we have….

Naruto and Hinata are still kissing and making a lot of noise. During the last chapter they were dared to kiss and have been since with no signs of stopping much to everyones displeasure.

Agurra (now with a tich mark): Okay it was cute the first few minutes but that was over 10 FRICKING HOURS AGO, ENOUGH ALREADY!

Naruto and Hinata: ………….(Still making out)

Agurra: Okay that's it, (grabs a crowbar out of nowhere and puts it between them). Adds some leverage and manages to pull them apart.

Kiba: Finally, I thought the we going to suck each other's faces off.

Everyone else nod in agreement. Naruto and Hinata slowly come to their senses and after remembering what they just did turn red in the face and look away.

Agurra: Okay now that the 10-hour make out session is over we can resume our little game. IT'S TIME FOR DARE OR HELL, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ninjas now turned captive start to shudder and freak out at the thought of what new horrors await them.

Agurra: However, today I am going to try something new. Instead of using other people's dares I am going to use some of my own, hehehehhe.

Kiba: OH GOD WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

Sakura: How bad could his dares be?

Everyone looks at her with a WTF expression, as it seems she forgot her earlier trip to the BH room not long ago.

Agurra: Okay now who to mess with first, let's see (looks at the respective victims carefully).

Finally his virtually invisiable eyes fall on the virtually concealed face on one Shino Aburame. He then raises his finger towards the bug ninja and says……

Agurra: Your first Buggy.

Shino: ………..

Agurra: So you like bugs huh, well lets see how you like them after this. To take a page out of the movie Little Nicky I will have you covered in bugs.

Shino: That's it?

Agurra: No fool, I just wanted to let you know what is going to happen before I present the dare in proper fashion.

Shino: Proper Fashion.

Agurra: Like this "Laddies and Gentlemen, I present for your enjoyment Mr. Shino Aburame……."

A light appears out of nowhere and shines on Shino. Everyone looks on wondering if something is supposed to happen before Agurra shouts out.

Agurra: COVERED IN BEES!

In an instant a massive swarm of angry, sting crazed bees appear out of nowhere and cover Shino completely. His screams are almost unheard of behind all the buzzing but it is evident he is in serious pain. The rest of the genin can only watch in horror as their friend it stung again and again by the swarm.

The stinging onslot continues for several minutes before the bees disappear, leaving behind a bloated and stung up Shino.

Hinata: S. Shino are you alright?

Shino turns his head slightly and mumbles

Shino: I chin't feal mi feace (I can't feel my face).

Agurra: Don't worry he will be fine, after all this game wouldn't be any fun if someone died. Now on to my next victim, Ino.

Ino: What, Why me?

Agurra: One, you haven't been dared yet and two, I don't like you, that good enough for you?

Ino pouts in response to his comment.

Agurra: I dare you to, Pour chicken fat all over your body, walk into the cage of rabid weasels, stay in there for two hours and then……

Ino: AHAHAHA

After screaming she tries to run away only to be caught by a pair of chains that suddenly appear around her body.

Agurra: So you don't want to do the dare, fine by me, gives me a chance to try out one of my new Hell chambers.

All the ninja start to freak, they knew of Agurra's chambers of Hell and knew they could hold any sort of horror. Ino was especially scared, as she would be the one on the receiving end of it.

Agurra: Now which Hell to put you in, wait I now the PH room. Agurra then snaps his fingers and a door with the letters PH engraved in it appears.

Ino: what does PH stand for?

Agurra turns with a sick grin on his face before saying "Pervert Hell." He then kicks her in and locks the door. Screams of both terror and in a strange way moans are heard from behind the door.

Sakura: What is behind that door?

Agurra: The door is called Pervert Hell, it gets it's name from the fact I stuck the biggest perverts I could find in there. Among the list include Glen Quagmire, Micheal Kelso, Fukuyama from Girls Bravo (if you watched the show you would get it, if not well can't say much). As for what is happening well that's anyone's guess really.

The sounds continue along with the occasional phrases like "Gigiged gigiged, Burn!. Etc.

Agurra: Well I think we'll leave her in there for a while, it's not like anything will actually happen.

Choji: what do you mean by that?

Agurra: Simple, I can alter or change anything in this world I choose so all I have to do is say something and it comes true. As a result aside from some mental trauma and scaring I will make it so anyother effects will be wiped away.

Agurra: Now for the last of my dares for now at least it's time for you to suffer Neji.

Neji: What, but I already went through on of your hells, why do I have to…..

A pair of what look like ordinary sunglasses are slapped over Neji's eyes. Strangely on the middle of the pair are the initials EH.

Agurra: Shut up already, now for my dare I want you to keep those glasses on your eyes for the next three chapters.

Neji looks at Agurra with a curious expression before he gets an arrogant grin on his face.

Neji: That's it, I was expecting something much better from you, I guess you are not as evil as you make yourself out to be.

Agurra starts grining, and then snaps his fingers. The initals on the glasses start to glow light blue.

Agurra: Alright smartass, Lets see how you like this, turn around.

Neji: Huh, what kind of request is tha……. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lee comes up to Neji and asks

Lee: Neji, my youthful teammate what is it that troubles you?

Neji looks at Lee before his face turns green and he runs over to a potted plant and pukes his guts out into it.

Tenten: What the Hell did you do to him?

Agurra: I put those glasses on him for a reason, those glasses are known as Eye Hell and they are one of my more unique torture devices.

The others look at Agurra with interest before Sasuke steps up.

Sasuke: What exactly do they do.

Agurra pauses for a moment before responding,

Agurra: Simple when wearing them you see clear through everyone clothes and you can't close your eyes. This is torture because if you are a guy you will get nosebleeds from seeing girls and puke your guts out from looking at guys. Of course he can't see through mine since I created them and I am just evil.

Neji returns from the plant only to see the rest of his friends standing before him. He pauses for a minute before blood erupts from his noise while puke floods out of his mouth at the same time. All in all it isn't a pretty sight to behold.

Agurra: Well, um I guess we will have to close this chapter in order to clean up Fate boys projectile fluids. Anyway see you again next time on DARE OR HELL!

End……

Well this is my latest chapter and I hope you enjoy it. As a note if you can go and check out both my story "When Sasori Gets Bored," Then check out a story both I and another writer created called "A mother's Love: Beyond Life and Death" it will blow your freaking mind. Anyway besides that remember to read and review please. Thanks later.