Anime; Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!
Pairing: Bel x Fran {BF}, Bel x Squalo {B39} Xanxous x Squalo {X39}
Warning{s}; Cross dressing Fran, A very harassed Squalo, and, of course, Lusseria being Lusseria.
Rating; R18 (I guess? Not as bad some of my others…..)
Disclaimer; I do NOT own KHR. If I did. Fran would FORCED to wear LOTS of GIRL clothes. And smex. A lot of smex.

Fran nodded to himself and left. "~Ushishi I should see go if that upset Froggy." Squalo only turned away and scoffed.

"Froggy? Is something wrong?" Asked Bel when he caught up to Fran. "No, senpai, nothing is wrong. Why?" Replied Fran, without looking at Bel. "Oh, I donno… 'Cause you saw me and Squalo?" Bel grinned. "And that may have upset a certain kouhai?" Added the Prince. "No." Fran looked up at Bel. Completely expressionlessly. "It didn't" "Well of- huh? Why not?" Bel's grin left, and was replaced by a confused frown. "First; It didn't surprise me. Pretty much saw it coming. Second; if you were trying to make me jealous or something, you failed you fallen prince." Fran kept walking down toward the Kitchen. "But…But Froggy!!" Bel followed Fran, occasionally throwing a knife or two at the boy. Fran sighed, "Bel-senpai, please stop throwing knifes at my back. You'll make me cry." Stated Fran as he walked into the Kitchen and greeted Lussuria. "Well! At least something will!" "~Ooooh! A lovers' quarrel?" Cried Lussuria. "No. Just Bel-senpai upset that I'm not torn-up about the fact that he and Idiot Commander-" "SHUT IT!" Bel threw another knife at Fran's back. "Ow." Fran started pulling the knifes from his torso and bending them. "Hey! Stop that!" "Stop throwing them at me." "No!" Fran stood up and bent another, only this time handed it back to Bel. "Then here ya' go. I'm leaving now Mr. Fallen Prince." And with that Fran left. "~Ushishi he's upset about it. Really." Said Bel. "I don't think so Bel-chan. He's pretty, uh…" "~Ushi. He is. I bet he'll go upstairs and cry like a baby~"
Fran was on his was to his room when Squalo came out of his. "Ah, Idi- Commander." Fran stood to let Squalo pass. He did, and shoved Fran in the process. "Tch, fucking little-" "I can hear you, you know!" "VOII! WELL YOU'RE PRETTY LOUD YOURSELF YOU-" Squalo turned around and saw Fran wasn't there anymore. However, Fran's bedroom door was closing. Squalo sighed and kept walking.
Fran, now in his room, sat on his bed. Fighting the urge to cry actually, sighed as he watched Bel threaten yet another staff member with his knifes. "Sheesh, Bel-senpai, I saw it coming, but…" Fran had already taken off his ridiculous hat and laid it on his bed. He fell asleep rather quickly.
Now, back to the swordsman;
Squalo had pretty much been walking in circles around the mansion by now. And Xanxous had watched Squalo pass his office on multiple occasions. "Trash. Get in here. Now." Squalo jumped at Xanxous's voice. "X-Xanxous! How long have you been there?" Asked the swordsman as he stared at his boss.
"How long have you been pacing? Now, shut up and get in here." Xanxous walked into his office, Squalo following, and shut the door. "Xanxous? What do you want?" The Boss, not even going to play, pinned Squalo to the wall. 'This is so not my day' thought the shark. Who had a feeling something bad was about to happen. "Take off your clothes, Trash." "Xanx- WHAT!?" Squalo looked both terrified and excited. Xanxous found this rather…amusing. "You heard me. I'm not repeating myself." Stated Xanxous. Squalo looked confused, but knew better then to argue with his Boss. So he stripped.
Xanxous, however, watched with an evil grin on his face. But not his usual one.
Sqaulo stood in front of his soon-to-be lover. "VOI! Xanxous! Why am I doing this ag-" The swordsman was cut off, by Xanxous' lips to be exact. Xanxous pushed Sqaulo onto his desk as he kissed his subject forcefully.
KNOCK KNOCK.
The Boss grunted and looked at the door. "GO AWAY!" yelled Xanxous.
"Ah, B-boss! I-I'm sorry but i-it's an emergency!" It was that Thunder Guardian. Geez.
Xanxous parted from the swordsman and opened the door. "What?" He was not at all happy. "B-boss, sir, we have an incoming from the Vongola line… s-said it's very important!" Stuttered the guardian, seeing Squalo in all his glory.
"Tch. Trash." Was all the Boss said as he left his office to go to the transmitting room.
Sqaulo, who was now left completely naked on his Boss' desk, grumbled multiple curses and such as he got off said furniture and redressed himself.

IN THE KITCHEN;
"Bel-chan~! Hand me that will you~?"
Bel had stayed in the kitchen, even after Fran had left.
Luss' was making dinner and Bel grinned. "No. Royalty does not follow orders from Servents. Ushishi~!" He propped his head up on his wrist and pointed to his tiara.
"Bel! That no fair~!" Whined the Sun Guardian.
Bel opened his mouth to say something but looked over at the green haired boy who had just entered the room.
"Bel. Senpai. What. Did. You. Do?"
Bel about had a nosebleed as he took in the site is front of him.
Fran stood in the large doorway. He was dressed in a very, very short dress. At least it looks like a dress. Well, more like a shirt that Fran pulled down to cover himself.
The 'dress' itself was transparent, with the exception of the frills down the front and on the sleeves.
He was wearing black thigh-high stockings and huge, white, heels.
"~Oh! Look! Don't you just look-" "Ushishishi!! Well, well! Froggy, what do we have here?"
Fran was gritting his teeth. This was going a bit far….Right? Then again it could be worse…
Lusseria turned off the stove and headed out the room.
"~Ooo! I'll be right back! Just wait~!"
As soon as the two who remained in the kitchen could not hear Lusseria's squeals, Bel slipped his hands up the 'dress'.
Fran gasped.
He gasped again when he felt Bel's fingers on his tip.
But he gasped very loud when he felt something poking his back. Oh, and he knew very well that it was not a knife. "Great."