Interactive Truth or Dare: Naruto Style
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I do own what they do for the truths and dares… And I don't own the songs either
Trisha: And we are back! Today we have… sco23 and cherry tomates sakuraxsasuke!!
(Walk into room, seeing everyone)
Saika: Call me Saika please. Well… how can we torture… I-I mean truth or dare you today?
Everyone: 0.0
Trisha: So Saika, what's your um…dare for them today?
Saika: I dare all of the guys to run around the Leaf village dressed up as girls singing Best Friends by Toy Box
Trisha: Well…interesting… Lovely little dare there Saika…
Sasuke: Do I have to? (Goes to kiss Trisha on the cheek) (Sticks hand in front of her cheek)
Trisha: Sadly yes, it's a part of the dare.
Guys: Ugh… (Use transformation jutsu, turning into girls) (Start running around the Leaf)
Guys: HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!
Guys: BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS!
Guys: DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO?
Guys: HE TICKLES IN MY TUMMY!
Guys: HE'S SO YUMMY YUMMY!
Trisha: HEY!! :0
Guys: YOU SHOULD GET A BEST FRIEND TOO!
Trisha: STOP RIGHT THERE!! THAT'S ENOUGH OF YOUR HORRIBLE SINGING…PLEASE STOP!
(Turn back into guys again)
Trisha: You know what? Saika, stick around for a while… I could use some help around here…
Saika: YEAH!!
Trisha: Only one other today, you're lucky… sco23 you're up. Sorry but I can only take some of your dares…
Sco23: Oh well… Let's see… This is for all of the girls…truth or dare?
Girls: Okay… Dare…
Sco23: I dare all of you to get their hair shaven off…
Girls: What?! 0.0
Trisha: U-uh… that doesn't include me right? Um… Wait!! I'm shaving Sakura's off! (Grabs a razor)
(BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!) (All of the girls get their hair shaven off)
Girls: MY HAIR!! OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO!!
(Guys are laughing their butts off)
Trisha: Okay…next dare!
Sco23: Itachi…truth or dare…
Itachi: Dare.
Sco23: I dare you to put everyone in a genjutsu to watch Gai and Lee hugging and shouting youth for 72 hours.
Itachi: Tch. Fine.
Trisha: Oh god no… Well…It can't be that bad, can it?
(72 hours later)
Saika: OH GOD MY EYES! THEY BURN! NO! NEVER AGAIN WILL THAT HAPPEN!
(Trisha is in the corner huddled together with Sasuke)
(Mostly everyone is now hiding in the closet, except for Kiba and Akamaru, who are under the bed)
Trisha: Is it… is it safe to come out now?
(Naruto bursts thru the closet door)
Naruto: YOUTH!! (Everyone jumps)
Trisha & Saika: THAT'S IT!
Trisha: You're going in the dungeon fool. (Drags him into a cage outside of the window: hanging there)
Sasuke: When'd you put that in?
Trisha: Few days ago. (Everyone raises an eyebrow) Next.
Sco23: Sasuke, truth or dare?
Sasuke: Dare.
Sco23: Say the nicest things about your brother.
Sasuke: (0.0) Okay… Itachi (gulp) you're the best brother in the world I've always idolized you and I think you are the nicest person on the planet. You're awesome. (Chokes for a second)
Trisha: All right, good one Sco23. You've got plenty more for us don't you?
Sco23: Yes I do… Now… Naruto, truth or dare?
Naruto: Dare.
Trisha: You know, you people got to stop saying dare, it's gonna get you killed, you realize that right?
Naruto: Fine. Truth.
Trisha: NO NO NO! IT'S FINE STAY WITH THE DARE!
Naruto: Why? Is it gonna kill me?
Trisha: Maybe… .
Naruto: Okay fine then…dare.
Sco23: I dare you not to wear anything orange for the rest of this story… and burn all of your orange clothes.
Naruto: WHAT?!
Trisha: You heard him.
Naruto: I take it back! I love my orange! NO!
Trisha: It's okay… just getting a new color to wear is gonna be the only hard thing... Geez.
Naruto: But But But!!
(Sasuke and Sakura run outside with all of Naruto's clothes, burning them in the fire pit)
Naruto: WHY?!
Sasuke: Now we need the one you're wearing.
(Goes to take the jumpsuit off, and Saika throws a red jumpsuit in the dungeon for him)
(Trisha runs over, slams the window and pulls the blinds down)
Trisha: No one wants to see that people. (Everyone looks scared)
Saika: Now. Ahem. Anymore?
Sco23: Yep. Choji, truth or dare?
Choji: Dare. (Trisha shakes her head)
Trisha: Choji, can you do me a quick favor? I'll give you some chips…! (Choji shakes head yes) Sit down in this chair please! (Sits down) TIE HIM UP NOW!! (Everyone jumps Choji and ties him to the chair)
Sco23: How'd you know that I was gonna…?
Trisha: I read the review…
Sco23: Oh…yeah…
Trisha: Now who hate Choji here? (Shino raises his hand) T-that's strange but okay… come here and eat these chips! (Tosses bag of chips to Shino)
Shino: Here my bugs eat these… (Feeds chips to the bugs)
Choji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY TORTURE ME?!
Trisha: Sorry Choji…but…
Saika: NEXT ONE!
Sco23: The Akatsuki… truth or dare?
Akatsuki: Dare…
Trisha: I'm telling you…you people are stupid.
Sco23: Take Tobi to Chuck E Cheese and sing the Birthday Song to him.
Akatsuki: Oh god…
Sasori: Come on Tobi…
Tobi: YEAH! SASORI-DANNA TAKE TOBI TO FUN PLACE!
(Three hours later…) (Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi and Deidara come back with lamp shades on their heads)
Trisha: Where are the others?
Tobi: THEY SAID THEY HATE US AND WON'T COME BACK INSIDE! THEY ARE OUTSIDE THE DOOR!
Trisha: Really? Well, Tobi's a good boy… (Walks out of the house)
Moments Later… Yelling is heard…
Trisha: IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR FREAKING BUTTS BACK IN HERE YOU ARE SO DEAD! I SWEAR I'LL GET SASUKE DOWN HERE!
(Up Stairs)
Sasuke: (Gulp) Not good, she rarely ever goes off like this…
Trisha (Muffled): YEAH WELL I DON'T CARE IF HE KEEPS SAYING TOBI'S A GOOD BOY! YOU PUT UP WITH IT ALL OF YOUR LIVES AND NOW YOU DECIDE TO FREAK OUT ABOUT IT?! GET UP THERE NOW!
(Stomping noises up the stairs)
Trisha: Now where were we?
Everyone: …
Sco23: Um…okay, Sakura…truth or dare?
Sakura: Dare
Trisha: Your own demise people…I'm telling you…
Sco23: You have to hit yourself twice as hard with a hammer for every time you hit Naruto.
Sakura: o.o (Grabs a hammer) Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. (Trisha grabs a hammer) OUCH!! WHAT THE HECK?!
Trisha: Hehe (Phone rings) Hello? Really? No…
Sco23: Another for the Akatsuki… truth or dare?
Akatsuki: Dare
Trisha: AWESOME! Where are they?!
Sco23: Sing we're all in this together from High School Musical.
Akatsuki: No!
Trisha: Yeah! (Hangs up and runs down stairs)
Akatsuki: Fine…Losers. (Deidara: UN!)
Akatsuki: WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!
Akatsuki: ONCE WE KNOW THAT-- (Trisha and two others burst thru the door)
Trisha: HEY! Two more people just showed up. GG and Tentenperson.
Everyone: No…
GG: Can I go first??
Trisha: Sure.
GG: Sasuke, truth or dare?
Sasuke: Dare
GG: Dress up like a chicken and dance to "Shake it" by Metro Station.
Trisha: (laughs) Ahem.
Sasuke: Why me…? (Puts chicken suit on and dances) U-ugh…
Everyone: LOL
GG: Now…you have to do what-ever Tobi says, while wearing the chicken suit!!
Tobi: YEAH! GET TOBI A CHOCLATE SHAKE! (Sasuke sighs)
Trisha: Okay, now while he gets that, next one, Tentenperson.
Tentenperson: Sakura and Itachi, I don't care what you say, do it anyway. Kiss each other. (Itachi blushes)
Saika: I KNEW YOU LIKED HER ITACHI! BUT SHE BELONGS WITH YOUR BROTHER!
Trisha, Sasuke & Itachi: Hmmm??
Saika: (Gulp) Never mind.
Itachi: Okay Sakura…
(They kiss)
Trisha: Ugh… okay! Next time! I'd really like to see some truths here people! Otherwise, great first round!
Saika: See you next time!
Sakura: Still hate you…
Trisha: Okay, keep the truths and dares coming!