Interactive Truth or Dare: Naruto Style
Disclaimer: I LOVE NARUTO (show) BUT I CAN'T OWN IT!!
Saika: WE ARE BACK… Wait… where's Trisha?
Sasuke: I don't know…
Saika: You should know… you love her don't you?
Sasuke: Yeah… so?
Saika: WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW THEN!
Naruto: No he shouldn't!
Saika: Oh (Blushes) Hey Naruto!
Sasuke: Shut up Fish Cakes!
(Naruto's thinking: Yum… fish cakes)
Saika: Don't be mean to him… Wait, how'd you get out of the dungeon?
Naruto: I… don't know…
Sai: Aloof went to the store, I think.
Saika: No! Why would she go now? It's in the middle of her party!
Kakuzu: Anyone up for Go Fish?
Saika: (Phone rings) Hello? WHERE ARE YOU?! You don't know? Wait…oh. What are you doing?
(Everyone listens closely)
Saika: Oh I see…! You're (whispers something) Why now? It's your party time!
Sasuke: I MISS YOU TRISHA!
Saika: Yeah sure what-ever! Really! Get back here now! Okay… in a few minutes? Okay, bye. (Hangs up)
Everyone: Where is she?
Trisha: (Burst thru the door) HERE! (Three people follow behind her)
Sasuke: Hey Trish. (Kisses her on the cheek) (Trisha cracks a smile, hugging him)
Sai: Hey Aloof! (Goes to give her a friendly hug)
Trisha: (Slowly gives him a FRIENDLY hug) Um… Okay? Anyway, now we have GG, Tentenperson, and Joey's-mine! Welcome!
All three: Thanks!
Saika: (in shock) um, okay, Tentenperson, you're first.
Tentenperson: Okay, all of the guys… truth or dare?
Guys: Truth.
Trisha: Finally, you people actually now know what I've been saying, this won't get you killed!
Tentenperson: You all have to say who you love!
Guys: Um… Okay.
Naruto: Saika
Saika: What?
Sasuke: Trisha
Shikamaru: Temari
Neji: Tenten
Lee: SAKURA I LOVE YOU!
Itachi: Um…
Trisha: Too slow!
Pain: Konan
Choji: Ino
Kiba: Trisha (Sasuke glares) Um…
Saika: Shut up! Next!
Shino: My bugs…
Trisha & Saika: …
Gaara: Sakura
(Everyone else says who they like…)
Trisha: Every day we really do learn something new, don't we?
Saika: Yeah…
(Joey's-mine randomly starts dancing to "Shake it")
Everyone: …
Trisha: Okay, GG, you're next!
GG: Okay! Sasuke, truth or dare?
Sasuke: Truth.
(Trisha's reading a paper)
Trisha: Oh god!
GG: Tell the truth of whether you really liked having accidently kissing Naruto.
Trisha: I'ma go in a corner… (Walks to the other side of the room)
Sasuke: Of course… not. I am a guy after all… what's with that? C'mon.
GG: Okay, sure… what-ever. Next one. Sakura, truth or dare?
Sakura: Truth.
GG: Do you really dye your hair pink?
(Everyone gasps)
Sakura: THERE'S NO PROOF OF THAT!
Naruto: I got a picture of you with purple hair buying pink hair dye.
(Show everyone the picture)
Everyone: OH MY GOD!
(Sakura blushes)
Saika: I don't believe it!
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Trisha: Shut up fool!
Sakura: FINE I DO DYE MY HAIR PINK! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
(Everyone slowly shakes their heads yes)
GG: Tobi, truth or dare?
Tobi: TOBI HAPPY! TOBI SAY TRUTH! (Grins happily)
Trisha & Naruto: (yelling) STOP YELLING!
Tobi: NO! NOW TOBI WANNA HEAR TRUTH!
GG: Who's your favorite person in the room?
Tobi: YOU! YOU SO NICE TO TOBI!
(GG smiles) (Tobi hugs her)
GG & Tobi: YEAH! (Run away)
Trisha: Um… okay.
Saika: They're not gonna be back for a while, are they?
Naruto: Nope.
Trisha: 0.0 how'd you get out of the dungeon?
Naruto: I don't even know myself.
Trisha: WELL I DON'T CARE YOU'RE GOING BACK IN!
(Shoves Naruto back in the dungeon)
Trisha: Okay, now that that is taken care of…
Saika: Is that it for today?
Trisha: Yeah, I guess so… (Rests head on her hand)
Sasuke: Why are you so sad?
Trisha: You know why.
Sasuke: Why?
Trisha: You know.
Sasuke: Again, why?
Trisha: CUZ I AM! I HAVE TO WAIT SEVEN MORE FREAKING DAYS TO MY BIRTHDAY AND NO ONE SHALL LEAVE ME ALONE!
Saika: Trisha… just calm down…
Trisha: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! MY FRIENDS KEEP TORTURING ME IN SCHOOL AND--
(Sasuke kisses her on the lips for the first time)
Saika: Um… I don't think that we should continue this chapter any longer… BLECH!
Sai: Aloof, are you okay?
Trisha: …
Sasuke: Um… uhh…
Itachi: Is she okay?
Sasuke: SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE?!
(Goes to punch Itachi but Saika stops him)
Saika: God… now before this breaks out into a major fist fight… SEE YOU NEXT TIME AND KEEP THE TRUTHS AND DARES COMING!
