Interactive Truth or Dare: Naruto Style

Disclaimer: I LOVE NARUTO (show) BUT I CAN'T OWN IT!!

Saika: WE ARE BACK… Wait… where's Trisha?

Sasuke: I don't know…

Saika: You should know… you love her don't you?

Sasuke: Yeah… so?

Saika: WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW THEN!

Naruto: No he shouldn't!

Saika: Oh (Blushes) Hey Naruto!

Sasuke: Shut up Fish Cakes!

(Naruto's thinking: Yum… fish cakes)

Saika: Don't be mean to him… Wait, how'd you get out of the dungeon?

Naruto: I… don't know…

Sai: Aloof went to the store, I think.

Saika: No! Why would she go now? It's in the middle of her party!

Kakuzu: Anyone up for Go Fish?

Saika: (Phone rings) Hello? WHERE ARE YOU?! You don't know? Wait…oh. What are you doing?

(Everyone listens closely)

Saika: Oh I see…! You're (whispers something) Why now? It's your party time!

Sasuke: I MISS YOU TRISHA!

Saika: Yeah sure what-ever! Really! Get back here now! Okay… in a few minutes? Okay, bye. (Hangs up)

Everyone: Where is she?

Trisha: (Burst thru the door) HERE! (Three people follow behind her)

Sasuke: Hey Trish. (Kisses her on the cheek) (Trisha cracks a smile, hugging him)

Sai: Hey Aloof! (Goes to give her a friendly hug)

Trisha: (Slowly gives him a FRIENDLY hug) Um… Okay? Anyway, now we have GG, Tentenperson, and Joey's-mine! Welcome!

All three: Thanks!

Saika: (in shock) um, okay, Tentenperson, you're first.

Tentenperson: Okay, all of the guys… truth or dare?

Guys: Truth.

Trisha: Finally, you people actually now know what I've been saying, this won't get you killed!

Tentenperson: You all have to say who you love!

Guys: Um… Okay.

Naruto: Saika

Saika: What?

Sasuke: Trisha

Shikamaru: Temari

Neji: Tenten

Lee: SAKURA I LOVE YOU!

Itachi: Um…

Trisha: Too slow!

Pain: Konan

Choji: Ino

Kiba: Trisha (Sasuke glares) Um…

Saika: Shut up! Next!

Shino: My bugs…

Trisha & Saika: …

Gaara: Sakura

(Everyone else says who they like…)

Trisha: Every day we really do learn something new, don't we?

Saika: Yeah…

(Joey's-mine randomly starts dancing to "Shake it")

Everyone: …

Trisha: Okay, GG, you're next!

GG: Okay! Sasuke, truth or dare?

Sasuke: Truth.

(Trisha's reading a paper)

Trisha: Oh god!

GG: Tell the truth of whether you really liked having accidently kissing Naruto.

Trisha: I'ma go in a corner… (Walks to the other side of the room)

Sasuke: Of course… not. I am a guy after all… what's with that? C'mon.

GG: Okay, sure… what-ever. Next one. Sakura, truth or dare?

Sakura: Truth.

GG: Do you really dye your hair pink?

(Everyone gasps)

Sakura: THERE'S NO PROOF OF THAT!

Naruto: I got a picture of you with purple hair buying pink hair dye.

(Show everyone the picture)

Everyone: OH MY GOD!

(Sakura blushes)

Saika: I don't believe it!

Naruto: BELIEVE IT!

Trisha: Shut up fool!

Sakura: FINE I DO DYE MY HAIR PINK! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

(Everyone slowly shakes their heads yes)

GG: Tobi, truth or dare?

Tobi: TOBI HAPPY! TOBI SAY TRUTH! (Grins happily)

Trisha & Naruto: (yelling) STOP YELLING!

Tobi: NO! NOW TOBI WANNA HEAR TRUTH!

GG: Who's your favorite person in the room?

Tobi: YOU! YOU SO NICE TO TOBI!

(GG smiles) (Tobi hugs her)

GG & Tobi: YEAH! (Run away)

Trisha: Um… okay.

Saika: They're not gonna be back for a while, are they?

Naruto: Nope.

Trisha: 0.0 how'd you get out of the dungeon?

Naruto: I don't even know myself.

Trisha: WELL I DON'T CARE YOU'RE GOING BACK IN!

(Shoves Naruto back in the dungeon)

Trisha: Okay, now that that is taken care of…

Saika: Is that it for today?

Trisha: Yeah, I guess so… (Rests head on her hand)

Sasuke: Why are you so sad?

Trisha: You know why.

Sasuke: Why?

Trisha: You know.

Sasuke: Again, why?

Trisha: CUZ I AM! I HAVE TO WAIT SEVEN MORE FREAKING DAYS TO MY BIRTHDAY AND NO ONE SHALL LEAVE ME ALONE!

Saika: Trisha… just calm down…

Trisha: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! MY FRIENDS KEEP TORTURING ME IN SCHOOL AND--

(Sasuke kisses her on the lips for the first time)

Saika: Um… I don't think that we should continue this chapter any longer… BLECH!

Sai: Aloof, are you okay?

Trisha: …

Sasuke: Um… uhh…

Itachi: Is she okay?

Sasuke: SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE?!

(Goes to punch Itachi but Saika stops him)

Saika: God… now before this breaks out into a major fist fight… SEE YOU NEXT TIME AND KEEP THE TRUTHS AND DARES COMING!