Interactive Truth or Dare: Naruto Style
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...
Saika: HELLO PEOPLES! WE ARE BACK! (Walks into room with people)
Shikamaru: You grasp the fact that Trisha's missing again, right?
Saika: Of course… not to mention the people for today are here. We have Gingerleaves, Akane, GG, Tentenperson, and Angel! And yet… (Reads a paper)… Ooh! Happy early Birthday Ginger!
(Everyone claps)
Sasuke: Since your birthdays coming up, why don't you go first?
Ginger: Cool! Okay, Deidara. I have a dare for you!
Deidara: Okay…
Ginger: Make a clay mold of yourself riding a unicorn in excruciating detail!
Deidara: Can I make it blow up??
Ginger: NO!
Deidara: (sigh) what a waste of clay! (Makes the mold) Ugh… How come I get the dares that waste my clay?! You are so going to get it later Ginger!
(Everyone laughs)
Saika: You can't hurt the birthday girl! LOSER! Okay, Next Ginger!
Ginger: A truth for Hinata; Are you just pretending to be weak? Or are you the strongest person of all time?! (Everyone gasps)
Hinata: (Straightens up) Well… mayyyyyyybe…………….YES!! AND I SHALL DESTORY YOU WEAKLINGS!!
Deidara: ……..I love you! UN.
Saika: …Well… next one please…
Ginger: A truth for Konan! Do you really play on Bella Sara?!
Konan: Umm…
Ginger: ANWSER!!
Konan: YES OKAY YES I DO! IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT TAKE IT UP WITH ME AFTER THE SHOW!!
Saika: This isn't a show… -.-
Konan: YES IT IS! WHERE'S TRISHA?! SHE DOES THIS SHOW BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IDIOTS?!
Saika: Since when do YOU like her?!
(DING DONG)
Sasuke: I'll get it! (Runs down stairs)
Saika: I don't know why… but I feel like doing this. Itachi, come here!
(Itachi slowly walks over to Saika) (Saika opens window)
Saika: GET OUT OF HERE!! (Pushes Itachi out of the window for no reason)
(Sasuke bursts thru the door)
Sasuke: My Uchiha senses are tingling! Why is Itachi suffering and I'm not the cause of it?!
Everyone: …
Saika: Who was at the door?
Sasuke: Oh… that was some guys with a telegram about Trisha…
Everyone: WHAT'D IT SAY?!
Sasuke: She is on her way here… I think…
Saika: Finally! Not to mention… I'm getting bored with this!
Everyone: GASP
Saika: Not really you idiots!
Akane: ME NEXT!
Saika: Okay Akane!
Akane: My dares first:
Kisame: I dare you to glomp me.
Sasori: Kiss Sakura.
Deidara: I dare you to hit on Kakuzu.
Konan: Kiss Pein.
Pein: I dare you to touch Itachi's hair.
Sakura: Punch Itachi. Not any old punch, a chakra enhanced upper-cut.
Itachi: You might want to... um...block that?
Akane: Have fun!! :D
(Everyone breaks out into fist fights for some reason…AKANE!!)
Akane: KISAME! (Kisame glomps Akane)
(Sasori puts up a fight but kisses Sakura)
Sakura: Sasori…?! OH MY GOD EWWWW!!
Konan: Pein!!
(Konan kiss Pein without a fight)
Deidara: SUCKER! HAHA KAKUZU!
(Punched him and takes his briefcase filled with money)
Kakuzu: GET YOU'RE BUT BACK HERE!! GIVE ME MY MONEY!!
Deidara: NEVER!!
(Pein randomly touches Itachi's hair)
Itachi: What is your problem?!
Pein: It's not my fault! I was dared too! (Itachi chases him)
(Sakura gathers chakra in her hand and attempts to upper-cut Itachi)
Itachi: Why you…!
(Three hours later, the house is destroyed)
Trisha: (Walks into bedroom) …Oh my god! I'm gone for Five hours and look what you did!!
(Sasuke runs up and hugs Trisha)
Sasuke: Thank-god you're back! (His shirt is ripped up and his hair is a mess)
(Trisha glares at everyone and they sit down with halos above their heads like nothing happened)
Trisha: Ugh… Whose FAULT IS THIS?! (Everyone points at Akane and he gulps) Oh okay! You're off the hook!
Akane: Sweet!
Trisha: What is next, your truth?
Akane: Yep! Now Kisame… Blushes who do you like?
Kisame: …someone… Blushes at Akane
Akane: Pein… What's with all of the piercings? Wait… don't answer that!
(Grabs a giant magnet)
Pein: No…No… NOOOOOOO!! (Jumps out of the window with Akane chasing after him, but Akane stops at the window)
Akane: Last I have two more dares! When… IF Pein comes back, he has to steal Kakuzu's, wallet and leave a ransom note with his name spelled "Pin".
Kakuzu: He took my wallet?! (Goes to jump out of the window but Konan puts her arm out in front of Kakuzu and hits his neck)
Konan: You. Are. Not. Going. Anywhere.
Kakuzu: Eep…
Trisha: Next!! Hey!! Where's Angel?!
(Angel appears in a flurry of black and pink Cherry Blossoms, making a peace sign with her right hand and winking at everyone)
Angel: I'm here!!
(Itachi's eyes are hearts)
Angel: Ita-kun! Who do you have a crush on?! (Asks sweetly)
Itachi: Well… Well… whispers you…
Angel: YEAH!! (Hugs Itachi)
Sasuke: Whispers to Trisha She has a crush on my brother…?
Trisha: Yeah… 0.0
Angel: Now Ino… go into a plastic bubble!
Ino: Well… (Walks into it) This isn't so bad…
Angel: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK INO-PIG!! (Then it's filled with killer bees and laughing gas...)
Angel: (Slams bubbles door) MUWAHAHAHAH!!
Everyone: ……………………………
GG: Hey! Save the best for last! Sasuke! I hate you!
Sasuke: Why…?
GG: 'Cuz I do! Now Tobi… be a good little boy and push him out of the window!
Tobi: TOBI REALLY GOOD BOY!! (Picks Sasuke up and goes to throw him out of the window)
Trisha: Bad Tobi! Put Sasuke-kun down!
Tobi: Bad Tobi…?
Trisha: Snap…
Tobi: Bad Tobi…………?
Trisha: No…
Tobi: BAD TOBI………….?!
Trisha: Yes…
Madara: TOBI ISN'T BAD!! (Evil Voice)
(Throws Trisha and Sasuke out of the window; a splash is heard, followed by a scream)
Madara: (Slowly turns around) do any of you have a problem with Tobi?!
(Everyone rapidly shakes their head "NO!") (GG hugs Tobi)
Tobi: Tobi's happy now!
GG: YEAH!
Everyone: -.-
GG: When Sasuke and Trisha come back up… If they have the nerve to…
(Three minutes of silence go by, then Trisha and Sasuke come thru the door, sopping wet)
Trisha: Cough Did I forget to mention Cough we have a pool down there?! A 20 foot pool might I add!! :0
GG: Well, we can all go relax in it after I finish my last dare!
Trisha: Okay…
GG: I dare Naruto to wear orange again, come out of the dungeon, and lock himself in a room full of everyone who burned his orange clothing and torture them by saying "BELIEVE IT" over and over again!
Sasuke and Sakura: Might as well. What else can go wrong?
(Walk into the dungeon) (Voices are muffled)
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Sasuke: No…
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Sakura: …
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!
Sasuke: Bad…
Naruto: BELIEV—
Sasuke: Don't do it!
Naruto: BELIEVE I--
Sakura: SHUT UP!
Naruto: whispers believe it?
Sasuke and Sakura: THAT'S IT YOU ARE DEAD!
(Punching and kicking is heard)
(All of a sudden everyone is in their bathing suits) (Trisha is wearing a black and red bikini and Saika is wearing a tankini with black and pink poky-dots)
Trisha: Come on let's go to the pool! There's a Sushi bar there!
Kisame: Su…Sushi bar??
Akane: Come on Kisame! Let's go to the beach where people appreciate fish!
(Akane and Kisame leave)
Trisha and Saika: HAVE FUN AND KEEP TRUTH OR DARING PEOPLE!