A/N: This is for The Tribble Master. You wanted Drunken!Castiel? Your wish is my command. I also threw in Drunken!Dean for good measure. Lyrics (and chapter title) is from Drops of Jupiter by Train.
Part 2 – drops of Jupiter
Dean sang beautifully, even when he was drunk.
Tell me, did you sail across the sun,
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded,
And that heaven is overrated…
"I do not approve of this song." Castiel slurred. "The rings of Saturn…those bitches are really rocks. Did you know that?"
"No shit, Mr. Wizard."
"I fail to see what fecal matter has to do with any of this." Castiel leaned his chair too far backwards and hit the floor. He never lost his hold on his beer bottle. He held it straight up, didn't spill a drop.
Dean chuckled. "Dude. That was sweet."
One more, for Sidjack.