Interactive Truth or Dare: Naruto Style
Disclaimer: I LOVE NARUTO BUT I DON'T OWN IT! AND YES I KNOW THIS IS ON CAPS LOCK!
(Major commotion outside Trisha's room)
Sakura: Why'd she lock us out?
Saika: I don't know! Explain that to me.
Naruto: (Banging on door repeatedly) Trisha!! C'mon let us in!!
(Numb by Linkin Park is being blasted in her room)
Trisha: (muffled) NO!
Itachi: What's her problem?
Saika: (Rings bedroom's doorbell; it's playing a spooky Halloween tune) Trisha? We have people that want to make fun of everyone on Naruto out here!
Trisha: SHUT UP!
Saika: C'mon on Trisha!
Trisha: NO! GO AWAY!
Saika: Well… that's just great!
Sasuke: I know… I left my iPod in there…
(Sasuke gets smacked in the head)
Saika: This is about getting Trisha out of there! Not about you getting your iPod back!
Sasuke: Well, yours is in there too… (Puts hands behind head)
Saika: O.O TRISHA! LET ME IN THERE!! (Bangs on door even louder)
Sasuke: See how much people care about those things?!
Naruto: I guess we're going to have to do everything out here today…
Saika: Yeah (sniffle) oh well. Today we have… Akane, GG, Cat, and shkamaru15!!
Trisha: (Door busts down) CAT! YOU'RE HERE! OMG!
Cat: -.- Yeah! Of course! STUFF LIKE THIS ROCKS!
(Saika and Sasuke rush into her room to get their iPods)
Trisha: Well, Cat… you can go first!
Cat: COOL! Okay, I dare Itachi to sing Brothers to Sasuke…!
Itachi: …
(Sasuke comes out of Trisha's room, listening to it on his iPod)
Sasuke: Well… even if you did sing this to me, it wouldn't make up for killing the Uchiha clan, you realize that right?
Itachi: Do you want me to kill you right here, right now?
Sasuke: (gulps) No, I'm good thank-you!
Itachi: Good. Now let's get this over with.
Itachi: How can I repay you, brother mine?
How can I expect you to forgive?
Clinging to the past, I shared our blood
And shattered you chance to live.
Though I knew the laws, I payed no heed.
How can I return your wasted breath?
What I did not know, has cost you dear,
For there is no cure for death.
(As he finishes the song… I'm crying as I'm typing this… and so is everyone else)
Trisha: (sniffle…) n-no comment…
Sasuke: (crying) I DO FORGIVE YOU BROTHER! (Hugs Itachi and won't let go of him)
Itachi: Oh good lord get a grip on life Sasuke!
Trisha: Thank-you Cat…
Cat: (Smiling widely) you're welcome! (Vanishes)
Trisha: shkamaru15, you're next!
Shkamaru15: Sweet! Naruto, Kiba, Hinata… please step forward! (All step in front Shkamaru15) Stand in a triangle! (All stand in a triangle) Hinata… tell us how you feel about Naruto
Hinata: Well… (Blushes)… I l-love h-h-him…
Naruto: 0.0 Really? Well…
Shkamaru15: Now Naruto… tell us how you feel about Hinata!! You too Kiba!!
Naruto/Kiba: WUT?! Well…
Naruto: I guess I love her… too!
Saika: …what…? (Runs away crying)
Trisha: Saika! COME BACK!! (Runs after her)
Kiba: Well… so do I Naruto!
(Lightning between them)
Naruto: SHE'S MINE!
Kiba: NO MINE!
Naruto: YEAH WELL, SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME!
Kiba: SHUT UP FISH CAKES!
Trisha: (Comes running back panting) DO YOU TOO KNOW HOW MUCH TURMOIL YOU TWO JUST PUT ME THREW?! (Has a giant lump on her forehead) DO YOU TWO NOT SEE THAT?! (Grabs Naruto and Kiba by the backs of their shirts and slams their heads together; Kiba is knocked out but Naruto isn't)
Naruto: …
Trisha: NOW YOU COME WITH ME! (Drags Naruto… no throws him down the stairs, following him down them)
Shkamaru15: Um… I don't think I should stay after that one… But I do have a truth for Temari… QUICKLY! Tell us who you love!
Temari: Well… (Blushes) y-you…
Shkamaru15: YEAH!
Shikamaru: Really Temari? Well… we're thru!
Temari: Oh well! Shkamaru15… you wanna go out?
Shkamaru15: Heck yeah! (Both leave, happily skipping out of the house)
Sasuke: Great! Now what are we gonna do? Trisha's got the paper with who does what on it… Saika's in tears because of Naruto… Kiba's knocked out on the floor… what else can go wrong?!
(Itachi smacks Sasuke in the back of the head, knocking him out)
Itachi: …that's what could go wrong… foolish little brother of mine!
Sakura: Let's escape while we still can!
(All start charging for the door… but Trisha's at the bottom of the stairs)
Trisha: Where do you think YOU are all going?
All: Nowhere….
Trisha: Back up the stairs… now!
(Everyone trudges back upstairs)
Trisha: Next… let's go with Akane!
Akane: OKAY! Kisame! Push Hidan off of a random cliff!
Kisame: With pleasure! (Glomps her)
Hidan: Can I just jump off instead?
Kisame: NO! (Shoves him off of a random cliff)
(Hasn't anyone noticed that Trisha hasn't acknowledged that Trisha isn't talking to Sasuke yet? If you haven't yet… YOU DO NOW!)
Akane: Sasuke! KISS TRISHA!
(Sasuke gradually wakes up and goes to kiss Trisha)
Trisha: Come anywhere within ten feet of me I'm calling the cops and getting a restraining order against you.
Sasuke: What the heck?!
Trisha: You heard me.
Sasuke: Fine… moody.
Trisha: Hmm?
Sasuke: I SAID… YOU'RE MOODY!
Trisha: One more time Sasuke… and I'm getting a restraining order.
Sasuke: What-ever.
(Both go into separate corners in the room with anger marks flying around their heads)
(One of the anger marks flies and nails Sasori in the head, knocking him out)
Akane: Well, there goes my next dare! How's about…snap! The others revolve around Sasori
Trisha: When he wakes up we'll do them, stick around for a while. (Angry voice)
Akane: ……………..okay.
Trisha: While you're at it… run the show for me will ya?
Akane: …um… sure? GG, your next.
(Naruto runs up the stairs, into Trisha's room where they all are now)
Naruto: HEY GUYS!
GG: HEY NARUTO! Okay… but first I have to say all of the tension in this room is bringing my mood down… but anyway!
(Balloons, streamers and confetti are thrown across the room, meanwhile there are two dark, raining clouds above Trisha's and Sasuke's heads)
GG: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU TWO!!
Tobi: YEAH! GG REMEMBERED!
Trisha: YEAH! AT LEAST SOMEONE REMEMBERED YOU'RE BIRTHDAY! YOU AREN'T EVEN THAT MUCH OF AN IMPORTANCE ON THE SHOW YET! (Storms out of the room)
(By the way GG… and anyone else who's reading this… I've been in the happiest of moods lately and I don't mean anything I'm saying to the characters!! )
GG: You forgot her birthday, didn't you Sasuke?
Sasuke: Who cares?
GG: Your girlfriend! Now go apologize to her!
Sasuke: Fine. (Walks out of room)
Sasuke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Falling into the pit of death… which really has conveniently appeared)
Trisha: I LOVE FATE! HE REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS ANGRY AT HIM!! (Prances back into her room)
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! COME BACK!! (Jumps in an attempt to save him)
GG: Can you seal off the entrance Gaara?
Gaara: As you wish. (Seals it up with sand… OF COURSE)
Trisha: …but seriously… you all forgot my birthday! NARUTO AND I SHARE IT!
Everyone: …
Trisha: But at the same time… I don't care… so you're all off the hook!
Everyone: Phew….
GG: NARUTO AND TOBI GET A CAKE TOO! (Shoves a giant cake in front of them)
Naruto/Tobi: SWEET! THANK-YOU GG! (Hug her)
(Opening presents…)
Naruto/Tobi: WE GOT:
CLAY SCULPTURES FROM DEIDARA!
PUPPETS FROM SASORI!
1,000 DOLLARS FROM KAKUZU…IN CASH
Kakuzu: When did I give you money?
GG: You didn't… I took it out of your wallet.
Kakuzu: How'd you find it then?
GG: It's at home… under your mattress
Kakuzu: 0.0 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! (Runs home)
GG: And finally… Hinata… I dare you to kiss NARUTO!!
Hinata: …H-happy b-birthday Naruto-kun… (Kisses him)
GG: YEAH!!
Trisha: There has been WAY too much drama in this episode…
Saika: Tell me about it…
Trisha: 0.0 when'd you come back up here??
Saika: Just now… Just long enough to see that kiss…
Hinata: It was a dare.
Saika: Was it a dare or did you want to kiss him?
Hinata: …b-both…
Saika: Oh that's it you're dead!
(Saika chases Hinata around the house for hours on end)
Trisha: Well, I guess this is where I better end it for today… this was STILL more drama then comedy… and a bit of tragedy mixed in…
Everyone: WHO CARES?!
Trisha: I DO! NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I REMEMBER THAT YOU ALL FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY!
Everyone: (Gulp)
Trisha: That's what I thought… Now… See you next time!!