Interactive Truth or Dare: Naruto Style
Disclaimer: Naruto rocks… but… I WANT IT!!! I WANT TO OWN IT OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TenTenperson: Where are Saika and Trisha?
GG: I don't know…
Akane: And where is everyone else?
Angel: Why does this house look so different too?
Ginger: Yeah…wait… are we in the wrong house???
Kait: I wouldn't know… I've never been there before…
Rain: Same…
Shkamaru15: …………..
(Orochimaru walks out of the kitchen wearing a chef hat and an apron that says 'Kiss the Cook' on it and he's holding a spatula)
Everyone: O.O
Orochimaru: What are you all doing in my house…? (Licks his lips with his tongue)
Everyone: OH…MY…GOD…
(Run out of the house screaming and yelling in horror) (Trisha and Saika appear out of nowhere)
Trisha: You did NOT just go into that house…
(Everyone slowly shakes their head yes)
Saika: Sigh… Why do you think we stopped playing 'Hide-n-Seek' inside people's houses? A group of kids went in there and never came out…
TenTenperson: W-well… okay…
Trisha: I don't want to know how you got his house confused with mine…
GG: What-ever! Take us to your house before he comes out…
Trisha: Oh… did I forget to mention he lives by me???
Everyone: YES!
(Everyone shudders)
Trisha's house…
GG: Well… Where's Sasuke?! I need him to do something for me!!!
Sasuke: I'm right here!
GG: Oh…what-ever! BRING IN THE COOKIE DUCK-BUTT!!!
(Sasuke brings in a giant life size cookie of Trisha)
Trisha: 0.0 Holy snap…
Sasuke: Happy Birthday…!
Trisha: You're still mad at me aren't you?
Sasuke: Yep…
Trisha: Well, will this make it up?
(Kisses him on cheek)
Sasuke: …no.
Trisha: What about this?
(Kisses him on the lips)
Sasuke: …yes.
Trisha: Okay! THANK-YOU GG!!! (Hugs GG)
GG: Cool! I don't care what anyone says! I'm going first! Now Duck-butt….
Sasuke: Ugh…
GG: How much hair gel do you put in your hair to get it to stay like that?
Sasuke: That's something for me to know… and for you to find out…
GG: Okay… be that way…
Sasuke: …
GG: I'll just look at the receipt from your trip to Wal-mart last week!
Sasuke: o.o you wouldn't be able to handle it…
GG: Yes I would… (Looks at receipt) 100,000 BOTTLES OF HAIR GEL?! Oh my god… SHOULDN'T ONE BE ENOUGH…?!?!?!?!
Everyone: O…M…G…
Sasuke: Told you…
GG: You know what? Sakura… push him down the stairs…
Sakura: No…
GG: Yes and what I say goes!
Sakura: Fine…
(Shoves him down the stairs)
Trisha: Great… now how am I going to get the blood out of the carpet…?
Saika: Okay…
GG: Now Tobi…! Does your mask taste like a lollipop?!
Tobi: YES! BUT TOBI WILL ON SHARE IT WITH GG! GG FRIEND UNLIKE TRISHA!
Trisha: Tobi… I told you I was kidding…
Tobi: TOBI NO CARE!
Trisha: STOP YELLING!
Tobi: NO!
Trisha: CAN SOMEBODY DARE THIS THING NOT TO TALK FOR A FEW CHAPTERS!
Tobi: THING?! Thing…
Trisha: Shoot…
Madara: TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG?!??!?!?!?!?!!??!?!
(Throws Trisha against a wall, then down the stairs, then picks her up and walks outside while punching her)
Saika: Trisha!!!
(All of a sudden Saika realizes that there is two Hinata's)
Saika: Trisha… its safe… to turn back into your real self…
(One of the Hinata's turns into Trisha, who has a bloody nose…?)
Trisha: Dude… I thought I was going to die there… and NOW I hate Madara…
Saika: The invincible Trisha has a bloody nose…!
Trisha: (Puts hand up to nose then looks at it) shoot! (Runs into bathroom)
Saika: Akane… you're up!
Akane: All right! Sasori… since you finally woke up…
Sasori: Tch… Great!
Akane: Sing Baby Doll by Girlicious!
Sasori: …… fine…
I know why you're here,
You know what I'm here for!
You're breaking my bread
Just to save an earful!
Wanna lay me down slow,
Let's just make this clear though!
I'm worth it!
Invest it!
I'll let you nurse it!
Caress it!
Oh…
(Everyone screams)
Saika: Shut up Shut up Shut up!!!!
Naruto: Q!
Saika: …
Akane: Now kiss Sakura without fighting her! It ruins things! We all know you have a crush on her anyway!
Sasori: How much more torture can I get put threw?
(Kisses her, then hugs her)
(Trisha runs out of the bathroom)
Trisha: So where were we? Um… okay… TenTenperson… you're next!
TenTenperson: Okay! I DARE INO PIG TO RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE AND KISS OROCHIMARU!
Ino: Say what?
TenTenperson: DO IT!
(As Ino goes down the stairs… she slips on Sasuke's blood and fall down the stairs)
Everyone: …
Ino: I'm okay…
(Gets up and goes outside) (Everyone jolts to the window to look)
Ino: Hi Orochimaru… (Kisses him then runs into the woods to throw up)
Trisha: I don't quite frankly know if Ino will come back after that one…
Saika: Same…
(Trisha glances at the paper with the information on everything)
Trisha: Shkamaru15… if you're going to go I have to hide all sharp objects in the house…
Shkamaru15: Good idea… Sorry Saika but… I dare Naruto and Hinata to go on a short date!
Saika: Oh now I see why you said to hide all sharp things…
(Trisha throws chains around her wrists and ankles and ties her to a chair)
Naruto: So Hinata…
Hinata: ...s-so… N-Naruto…
(Blush and then they kiss each other)
Saika: OH YOU KNOW WHAT! ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU----!
(Itachi shoves a sock in her mouth)
Itachi: Put a sock in it!
Shkamaru15: Don't even start Itachi!
Sasuke: (Wakes up with a gash in his head) H-huh…?
Shkamaru15: I dare you to be Sasuke's slave for the rest of this chapter!
Sasuke: SWEET!
Itachi: You've gotta be kidding me…
Sasuke: I'm in the mood for something… ICE CREAM!
Itachi: Well… I don't know what your favorite flavor is!
Sasuke: You would've known that if you didn't KILL the WHOLE Uchiha CLAN!
Itachi: Shut up… I did it to protect you!
Sasuke: Protect me? Tch, yeah right! Like you would ever protect ME!
(Arrow comes by and almost hits Sasuke in the head except Itachi grabs it and snaps it in half)
Itachi: Do you believe me now?
Sasuke: …y-yes…
Itachi: Good.
Sasuke: Now… MAKE ME A GRILLED CHESSE SANDWICH!
Itachi: What the heck is that?!
Sasuke: I DON'T KNOW!
Itachi: Gosh, you are stupid!
Sasuke: I KNOW!
Itachi: What about the ice cream?
Sasuke: PUT IT ON TOP OF THE CHESSE!
Itachi: GOSH OKAY! (Walks away)
Trisha: All right, last dare!
Cat: (Appears) MY TURN!!!
Trisha: Heya Cat!
Cat: HEY! I dare Gaara to wear a panda suit and be all cuddly for the rest of the chapter!
Trisha: Sweet…
Gaara: Fine…
(Dresses up)
Gaara: I love…you. You love me! We're a happy fami—
Saika: WE DID NOT SAY TO START SINGING THAT!
(Trisha walks into a corner)
Gaara: Do you need a hug?
Trisha: No.
Gaara: Do you WANT a hug?
Trisha: No.
Gaara: Can I give you a hug?
Trisha: No.
Gaara: What-ever I'm out!
Sasuke: Can I give you a hug?
Trisha: No.
Edward Cullen: Can I?
Trisha: Yes.
(Gaara and Sasuke drop their jaws)
(Edward gives Trisha a hug)
Everyone: GASP!
Trisha: What?
Edward: …
Everyone: ………
Saika: Seeing as everyone (and me) is dying from seeing Edward hug Trisha, were gonna end this now, thank-you! BYE!
I am so sorry I didn't do all of your dares but you guys gave me a lot and I had ten people reviewing, sorry, and I'll try to make the chapter a little bit longer next time!!! Not to mention I don't know if you'll review after the first part of it with Orochimaru…