(SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT! MY COMPUTER SUCKS! MICROSOFT WORD DIED AND NOW I HAVE TO USE NOTEPAD!)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!!! :D Or the Emo Kid song, or I'm Yours by Jason Mraz!
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Saika: Oh my god! We are back! It's been like three months since we stopped?!
Naruto: Yeah...
Trisha: Get back into that cage! (Runs over to the window and shoves him in)
Saika: I thought we were done doing that to him?
Trisha: Nope (Stomps off over to her bed, laying down and turning on her purple iPod, making it play Welcome to my Life by Simple Plan, silently singing it)
Saika: Okay, moody today, but anyway, Our peoples we have today are, Tentenperson, GG, Rika, Angel, Shkmaru15, and CrystalDragon791!!!! Okay, Tentenperson, you're up first!
Tentenperson: SWEET! (Runs over to Sasori) BANANA NUT MUFFINS!
Sasori: Um... okay?
Tentenperson: SAKURA, INO...! GO FIND THE GIRLEST MAKE-UP YOU CAN FIND AND PUT IT ON TENTEN!
Tenten: Say wha? (Five minutes later, Tenten looks reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllly pretty, and Neji is staring at her)
Saika: Ooh! You two should go out! (Neji nods and looks at Tenten, who smiles at him) (They leave, prancing off together)
Sasuke: (Walks over to Trisha and pulls out one of her ear phones, putting it up to his ear, laying down on the bed next to her)
Saika: Okay... GG, you're next!
GG: I dare Sasuke to dress up like a pretty pink princess and be MY slave for two chapters! WHILE wearing the dress!!!
Sasuke: No.
GG: Yes.
Sasuke: No.
Trisha: Yes.
Sasuke: What?
Trisha: I want my ear phone back.
Sasuke: (Rips it out of his ear and walks over to GG who is holding the dress)
GG: Now, since you are my slave! I want Sakura to push you down a cliff that have convenetinly placed inside of the house.
Sakura: FINE! (Shoves him down the cliff)
Trisha: Oh well... (Turns iPod off, standing up and looking down the cliff) Yup he's gone. Um... Rika, you're next!
Rika: Cool! Now I want Zetsu to hug me!
Zetsu: (o_o) I never get any dares... but okay! (Hugs her)
Trisha: DON'T EAT HER!
Zetsu: I won't!!! Gosh! Just beacuse I ate you're pet fish once, doesn't mean I'll eat her...
Trisha: You didn't eat my pet fish... You ate Kisame, remember?
Kiasme: (Huddled in a corner in the fedal postion) So dark.. and scary...
Trisha: You see what you do to people?
Rika: Um... Okay! I want everyone to stop killing Ino from now on!
Ino: You are now my best friend Rika!
Rika: Cool! Instead, everyone has to kill Hinata!
Hinata: W-what d-did I d-do?
Rika: Everything, now shut up!
Hinata: (o.O) O-okay...
Rika: Now, Sasuke...
Sasuke: (Climbs out of the hole) Y-yeah?
Rika: I dare you to sing I'm Yours by Jason Mraz to Itachi
Sasuke: o.o Okay... I hate that song... do I have to?
Trisha: Sadly, yes...
Sasuke: Now all of a sudden your nice!
Trisha: I was listening to Simple Plan, of course I'm not gonna be nice when you are taking the ear phone from me when I'm listening to an awesome song!
Sasuke: True that...
Trisha: Now... SING!
Sasuke: Ugh...
Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but your so hot that I melted I fell right through the cracks, now I'm tryin to get back before the cool done run out I'll be givin it my best test and nothin's gonna stop me but divine intervention I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some
But I won't hesitate no more, no more, it cannot wait I'm yours
Well open up your mind and see like me open up your plans and damn you're free look into your heart and you'll find love love love love listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing We're just one big family And it's our godforsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved
So, i won't hesitate no more, no more, it cannot wait i'm sure there's no need to complicate our time is short this is our fate I'm yours
Scooch on over closer, dear And I will nibble your ear
I've been spendin' way too long checkin' my tongue in the mirror and bendin' over backwards just to try to see it clearer But my breath fogged up the glass and so I drew a new face and I laughed I guess what I'd be sayin' is there ain't no better reason to rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons it's what we aim to do our name is our virtue
But I won't hesitate no more, no more it cannot wait I'm yours
Well open up your mind and see like me open up your plans and damn you're free look into your heart and you will find that the sky is yours
So please don't, please don't, please don't, there's no need to complicate, Cause our time is short This, this, this is our fate, I'm yours
Itachi: o.o
Sasuke: (Coughs) Ow...
Saika: More like Ew...
Trisha: Alrighty then, CrystalDragon791, you're up!
Crystal: Okay, I dare Saika to make out with Itachi!
Saika: Say wha-?
Crystal: Yep!
Saika: Aw hell no!
Trisha: Yes, you have to!
Saika: Nope!
Itachi: I'm with Angel thank-you very much!
Angel: Yeah, what the hell?!
Crystal: Too bad!
Saika: (Gagging) God... please don't make me!
Trisha: I'm sorry Saika, you have to! Same goes for you Itachi! (Thinking: Oh this ain't gonna end well...)
Saika: (Kisses Itachi quickly then runs into the bathroom to thorw up)
Itachi: (Jumps out of the window)
Angel: Itachi?
Trisha: O_O ... wow ...
Crystal: Okay, Tobi, you have to talk in the first-person!
Tobi: I am a good boy!
Trisha: Geez that sound's weird now!
Sasuke: Hn.
Crystal: Now Lee, You have to copy Kakashi in this chapter instead of Gai for the rest of the chapter!
Lee: Okay... bye Gai...
Gai: Remember... YOUTH!!!!
Lee: I will! (Crying)
Kakashi: (Hands Lee an issue of Make-Out Paradise)
Lee: (Flipping thru the book, blushing)
Trisha: Okay then...! (Reading over the list of things) Angel, your next! Sorry I didn't do any of your dares, I didn't mean to do that!!!
Angel: It's okay! Now Sasuke...
Sasuke: What?
Angel: You get to sing again!
Sasuke: Oh c'mon!
Angel: DEAL WITH IT! Now sing the Emo kid song!
Sasuke: How many times do I have to tell you people I'm not emo?!
Saika: Apparently many, considering we haven't listened to you yet!
Sasuke: -_- Here we go again! .
Dear Diary,
Mood- apathetic
My life is spiraling downwards
I couldn't get enough money to go to the blood red romance
and suffocate me dry concert
that sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like stab my heart because I love you,
and rip apart my soul,
and of course stabbity rip stab, stab.
And it doesnt help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either
like that guy from that band can do.
Somedays...
I'm an emo kid non-conforming as can be you'd be non-conforming to if you looked just like me I have paint on my nails and make up on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag 'cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dykes 'cause emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows,
I must be emo
I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara and now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking, and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
it's never any fun
they say they already have a pussy-
they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows,
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes,
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
My life is just a black abyss; you know it's so dark and it's suffocating me grabbing hold of me and tightening its grip tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans which look great on me by the way
When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection I write in my live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth you can read me Catcher in the Rye and watch me jack off I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life if I said I liked girls I'd only be half right
I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo,
I must be emo
Screw X-Box I play old school nintendo,
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo,
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo
My parents just don't get me you know
they think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy
well, a couple guys
but I mean, its the 2000s.
Can't 2, or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay?
I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways
I don't know diary
Somtimes I think you're the only one that gets me
You're my best friend...
Trisha: Wait for it... Wait for it...
Sasuke: I feel like tacos...
Everyone: WOO HOO! Not really, you can't sing!
Sasuke: Thank-you, I know...
Angel: Ino, who do you like in the room?
Ino: Well... (blushing and looking at Sasuke)
Trisha: I swear you say it and I will KILL you on the spot!
Ino: ...Um... I like Shikmaru!
Shikamaru: Yeah well, I hate you...
Ino: Oh well...! (Goes back to staring at Sasuke)
Trisha: (About to punch her when she remembers Rika's dare) Um... sorry Hinata... (Punches her)
Angel: Sasori, who do you like?
Sasori: No-one...
Trisha: Well, that sounds like fun...
Angel: Can I kill Saika?
Trisha: o.o ... Only if you dare her in the next chapter and if she lets me type it without me getting killed myself... .
Angel: Okay. Can I be Naruto's big sister?
Trisha: Sure! (Lets Naruto out of the cage)
Naruto: I HAVE FAMILY! (Hugs Angel)
Angel: (Hugs him Back)
Itachi: (Climbs out of the window)
Angel: (Kisses Itachi in front of everyone)
Everyone: O_O
Trisha: Um... okay... Shkamaru15, your our last contestent for tonight! And... I'm sure everyone'll love him after what he's doing!
Shkamaru15: I'm sure they will! Now... Orochimaru...
Orochimaru: (Appears out of nowhere) Yes?
Trisha: Why the heck is this freak in by house?! Wait, don't anwser that...
Shkamaru15: You have to follow Gai's training schedule, to tell us your most humilliating secret, apologize to everyone he scared in the last chapter, you have to be our personal slave for the rest of the chapter, and, to top it all off, you have to get to be tortured by everyone who wants a go at you!
Orochimaru: Okay fine!!! I apologize!!! My most humlliating secret is that... in high school, I was labeled as the number one Micheal Jackson look-a-like...
Everyone: ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orochimaru: . Okay, Gai's training schedule... O_O (Does the long list of things that are on his list, now dieing)
Shkamaru15: Now, everyone... ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: (Attacks Orochimaru under Shkamaru15's order)
Orochimaru: (Dead... I think...)
Trisha: Okay, yeah... Again, I apologize for the long wait... I needed a break from writing this and not to mention Microsoft Word hates me, just like my computer, so yeah... PLEASE KEEP THE TRUTHS AND DARES COMING!