disclaimer: i do not own naruto... or death note, or anything else... .
chapter eight
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trisha: sorry it takes me over a month to write these things you guys, i've been getting grounded every 2 or 3 days from the computer so i can't write anything unless i sneak on, which i know i won't get away with...
saika: yeah, and i'm changing my name on here, so it's maddie. xd
trisha: okay, to the actual story... yay!!!
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trisha: well, today... i believe we have a lot of people... hm... let's see... gg, crystaldragon791, gingerleaves, shkamaru15, rikaxsetsuna, and gaarafangirl91! ooh, gaarafangirl, i like you! i know sasuke is a good singer! oh yeah... um... everyone say hi to mello, from death note! (points to him)
mello: (waves and starts eating chocolate)
trisha: he's my bestest buddy! (friendly hug)
mello: ...
trisha: sasu-kun, where are you? we need you, and you need to be here because i got a few threatening reviews... ahem... gg, gingerleaves, except everyone'll be happy, except me! instead of beating hinata up, they have to beat sasu-kun up (tear).
sasuke: what?
trisha: it was either that or hinata-chan gets beat up... oh, and rika...
rika: yeah?
trisha: you have to spend a chapter protecting hinata... hm... wait... well, everyone gets to kill sasuke in the next chappy, okay?
everyone: okay, we'll do it anyway...
trisha: yeah, i know... well, gg, how's about you go first?
gg: yay! sasuke and sakura, you have to re-encat to fight between keiichi and rena from higurashi no naku koro ni. sakura, you get a giant axe. sasuke, a baseball bat.
sasuke: that seems hardly fair...
gg: too bad! fight!
sasuke/sakura: (start fighting)
(a/n: considering i don't watch higurashi no naku koro ni, i do not know what happens, well... people... use your imagination if you haven't either... heh heh... all i'm seeing is a bunch of blood and guts and gore!!!)
gg: violence rocks!!! i dare tobi to dress up as white mokona from tsubasa reservoir chronicles!!!
tobi: yay! gg! (dresses up) yay!!!
gg: next dare!!! xd i dare all of team 7 to act out the lucky star opening!!!
(naruto, sasuke, sakura and sai all start acting it out)
trisha: before you go on, judging by your review (looks at a paper) you are very angry at itachi...
gg: yeah! he has to go thru the sasuke treatment!
sasuke: well... everyone... you have no idea how long i've been waiting to do this!
everyone: yeah we do, we watch the show / read the manga, don't we?
sasuke: -_-' kyyyyyyyaaaaaa!!! (charges chidori)
trisha: hey, you know, i've always wanted to do that... (sticks hand in electrical box) zzzzzzzzz!!! (passes out)
mello: -_- wow...
maddie: you'll have to get used to it... she's weird like that...
mello: i'm sure she is... (slightly kicks her torso, making sure she's still breathing)
sasuke: (in the backround, beating the hell out of itachi)
mello / maddie: (looks at the first)
trisha: (starts chuckling, then pretends to be 'dead') (quickly uses a jutsu that makes people think your dead)
mello: that's not good... (looking for a pulse)
maddie: what?
mello: she has no pulse!!!
maddie: get sasuke, he'll give her mouth-to-mouth!
mello: no time, and besides, he's having the time of him life killing itachi over there! i'll do it!
trisha: (thinking: what?!)
mello: (starts giving her mouth-to-mouth)
trisha: (frozen)
maddie: (twitch twitch)
[important] ---sai: (looks at mello 'kissing' trisha and walks off with an easal in his hands)--- [importanat]
maru (shkamaru15): oi sasuke!
sasuke: what?!
maru: mello's kissing your girlfriend!
sasuke: say what?! (stabs itachi in the gut, then runs over to trisha, mello and maddie)
itachi: (falls to the ground)
sasuke: what the hell do you think you're doing?! (shoves mello out of the way)
mello: (knocked out)
sasuke: -_-''''' trisha, why do you have to keep using that justu?! (wakes her up)
trisha: cuz it was fun... until mello tried the kiss of life... (o_o)
sasuke: hence, 'tried'...
trisha: yeah, i know... um... (runs into the bathroom and throws up)
sasuke: -_-'
maddie: i'll take over, i guess. crystaldragon, your next!
crystaldragon: well, i was the one who dared rika to protect hinata.
rika: which i don't want to do.
crystaldragon: well, everyone attack hinata while rika protects her. (everyone does as said)
hinata: u-um... t-thank-you... r-rika...
rika: yeah... what-ever! :p (rika punches hinata in the face and walks off)
hinata: (knocked out)
trisha: (comes out) h-hey! foul! (blowing a whistle) come back! (chases after rika)
maddie: -_-
crystaldragon: kakashi! take your mask off!
kakashi: no.
crystaldragon: (tackles him to the ground and rips the mask off)
kakashi: -_-'''
everyone: o_o'''''''' s-so... h-hot...
crystaldragon: okay, well. gai and lee, you can't say youth for 5 more chapters, okay?!
gai / lee: you-
maddie: no!
gai / lee: (shrink)
maddie: next up is... gingerleaves!
gingerleaves: yahoo!!! i dare sasuke to scare my little sister away... forever!!!
sasuke: hm... that's actually not that bad of a dare! (looks at ginger's sister)
sister: (looks at sasuke's face) waaaaahhhh!!! too ugly!!! (runs off crying)
sasuke: that's... just... racist!
maddie: how is that racist?
sasuke: it's racist against my awesomeness! that, and my hot hair!
maddie: if you say so...
gingerleaves: now sasuke, you have to sing the pretty song!
sasuke: -_-' fine...
sasuke: i feel pretty,
oh, so pretty,
i feel pretty and witty and bright!
and i pity
any girl who isn't me tonight.
i feel charming,
oh, so charming
it's alarming how charming i feel!
and so pretty
that i hardly can believe i'm real.
see the pretty girl in that mirror there:
who can that attractive girl be?
such a pretty face,
such a pretty dress,
such a pretty smile,
such a pretty me!
i feel stunning
and entrancing,
feel like running and dancing for joy,
for i'm loved
by a pretty wonderful boy!
i feel pretty,
oh, so pretty
that the city should give me its key.
a committee
should be organized to honor me.
i feel dizzy,
i feel sunny,
i feel fizzy and funny and fine,
and so pretty,
miss america can just resign!
i feel stunning
and entrancing,
feel like running and dancing for joy,
for i'm loved
by a pretty wonderful boy!
sasuke: there, happy?
gingerleaves: yes, i hate you!
sasuke: that's to be expected...
gingerleaves: well, next dare is...
trisha: (comes back) for zetsu to go into pollination! i wanna see this!!! (sits down in front of zetsu with a bowl of popcorn and soda)
zetsu: -_-' fine! (starts going into pollination, then for some reason starts to bloom into a giant rose that starts taking over the planet and destroying everyone on the ear---)
(real life) ---sasuke: trisha, your going overbored, stop... (chuckling)
(real life) ---trisha: oh fine! (stops typing on the computer, then starts pouting)
gingerleaves: next, well, i can't ask itachi this because he's kind of dead... so... yeah... but neji! what shampoo do you use?! your hair is always so shiny! xd
neji: it's against the law to tell people what shampoo you use!
trisha: is not!
neji: i hate you...
trisha: i know! (smiles)
neji: well, i use the garnier frutics stuff, it actually works really good... and then you use that shiny stuff on it and your hair get really healthy!
everyone: (awkward silence)
trisha: hey! i use the same stuff!!! (holds up a bottle of it)
everyone: (even more of an awkward silence)
trisha: um... well... next dare???
gingerleaves: good idea... i dare sai and orochimaru to use foundation to make then less pale! there are too many people that are pale on here!
everyone who's pale, including trisha: (o_o) we like our paleness though!!!
gingerleaves: hey, i just said sai and orochimaru, didn't i?
everyone who's pale: (o_o) o-okay!
sai / orochimaru: (use the foundation and are now actually a normal skin color, not that pale isn't... just that...)
(real life) ---sasuke: don't. start.
(real life) ---trisha: damn your being mean today!
(real life) ---sasuke: i know (kisses her cheek)
gaarafangirl: can i go next???
trisha: sure, why not? you said sasuke's a good singer! xd
gaarafangirl: yay! deidara with sasori, hidan with kakuzu, kisame with itachi, and, last but not least, tobi with pein! you all have to act like you partners!
trisha: (makes all of them sit across from each other in chairs / brings itachi back to life) deidara, act like sasori!
deidara: oh, look at me! i'm a puppet! i get killed by a weak little girl in shippuden!
sakura: i am not weak!
trisha: (pokes her on the forehead with her pinkie finger)
sakura: (flies out of the window)
trisha: point proven. all hail deidara! (high fives him) sasori, your turn!
sasori: oh look! i make clay and have mouths on my hands! oh yeah, i'm a cross dresser!
everyone: ooh! burn!
deidara: i am not a cross dresser! (tackles sasori)
trisha: (backs up from the cat fight) hm... okay, hidan, act like kakuzu!
hidan: money!
trisha: great likeness! kakuzu!
kakuzu: kill!
trisha: okay... eep? kisame, your turn! act like itachi!
itachi: i'd like to see him pull this off!
trisha: so would i. act!
kisame: (closes eyes, then opens them) sharingan! (real sharingan in his eyes, except they're blue)
trisha: um...
itachi: (jaw drops)
trisha: itachi... your next...
itachi: (gets up from his chair and starts flopping around like a fish outta water)
trisha: lmfao!!! xd okay... okay... tobi, your turn!
tobi: yay! (gets all serious, then rips his mask off and puts six pericings on each side of his nose) hi, i'm pein, and i'm about to kill you!
trisha: (backs up)
pein: (grabs tobi's mask) oh look, at me! i talk in the third person! tobi's a good boy!
gg: how dare you mock tobi! (tackles him to the ground and starts punching the crap outta him)
tobi: (takes his mask back)
trisha: well... that was the awesomest few moments of my life! maru, i saved your dares for last cuz it would probably take the longest! no hard feelings!
maru: it's okay! well, i guess next chapter everyone can either torture sasuke or sakura.
trisha: i know which one i'll be torturing!
maddie: yes, we do!
trisha: ^^
maru: i want a... favour... from deidara, sai, kakuzu, pein and konan. you all shall build me a magnificent mansion right next door so i can visit more often! i want paintings of of myself... ahem... get working sai!
sai: (runs off next door)
maru: now deidara, i want many many many bust and statues of myself! get going!
deidara: yes sir! (runs off)
maru: kakuzu, pein, konan, go help as well!
kakuzu / pein / konan: (run off)
(3 hours later, yes they rushed it, but hey, it came out awesome)
maru: great job all of you!
trisha: you all get gold stickers! (puts stickers on all of their foreheads)
everyone: what the hell?
trisha: i don't know, just go with the flow!
maru: wait, where are the pictures of all the pairing in this fic?!
sai: down the hall!
maru: good.
pairings: marutema, trissasu, itaang, etc;
everyone: (walking down the hall when trisha stops and runs up to a painting and pulls it off the wall)
trisha: who's the wise guy that decided to paint this?!?!?!?! (a close up of the painting reveals that it it mello when he was giving trisha the 'kiss of life')
everyone: (eyes widen and points at sai, who is chuckling)
sai: it was the perfect opprutintety, aloof...
trisha: shut up! i told you not to call me that! (drops the painting then tackles sai to the ground and starts beating the hell out of him)
maru: well, this was an interesting chapter, wasn't it?
maddie: yeeeeeeeeeaaah... well... i think we're gonna go now, cuz trisha's about to kill sai. oh, and to tell the truth... um...
mello: why is my painting there?
maddie: what?
mello: (picks the painting up, then walks out of the house with it)
maddie: what the hell was that about?!
maru: i don't know, but yeah... we probably should go now...
maddie: who said you could close the show?!
maru: i did. bye everyone! please review!!!!!!
maddie: yeah... hehe... no no no! trisha watch where your--- (giant crash)
maru: my buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust!!!! nooooooo!!!!
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