AN: This is for YOU! I have NEVER gotten so many reviews so quickly! You know what happens when Sylvia gets reviews? SHE UPDATES even when she said she wouldn't be able to! THIS is for YOU! I LURVE you ppl! Hope you enjoy! It's comedy and other good drama!

Wait. Why is she going through my stuff? I quickly jumped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around me; it was only her in my room. When I got to my room, I saw her sitting on my bed again. I glared. "Why were you going through my stuff?"

"How did you know?" She was scrutinizing me.

I didn't talk anymore. I dropped my towel, pretending she wasn't there, and dressed in my holey sweats for pajamas. I lay down in bed next to her and she didn't move. "Goodnight, Bella," she said without moving.

"Night, Alice," I replied.

5. I Will NOT Waver!

It was finally Friday. I was not in the best of moods as I sat at my lunch table.

Take a moment to imagine my horror: Two in the morning and I wake up, rolling over onto a cold, hard… thing! What could this be?! So I get up, quite awake, and I run to Charlie's room and wake him up telling him someone is in my room! He gets a baseball bat and goes to my room to check it out. He finds: nothing. Charlie checks the bathroom, his room, kitchen, everywhere. He finds: nothing.

"Bella," he says.

"Yes, dad?" I ask, looking frightened of my own shadow.

"Next time, have me check for monsters under your bed before we go to bed, Bells," he says, laughing I might add and goes back to bed! He thought I had a nightmare?! That was no nightmare; something was there, in my bed!

I had stood at my door for a few minutes, dumbstruck. How? What? When? Where? Why? Charlie! UGH! It was obvious that I was still tired, but I hadn't imagined that something was in the bed with me. I decided that whatever it was had left and I got back into bed. I turned off the light and tried to go back to sleep. I opened my eyes for a moment and saw something coming out of my closet! I was about to scream but something small and cold was on my mouth! Whatever it was, it was strong.

"Bella, it's just me, silly!"

"Alice Cullen I am going to put you into a grave for good," I said when she had her hand off my mouth.

"Silly Bella, I would just come right back out. You can't kill me that way," she had said.

"Then I will have Emmett tear you to pieces and burn you. He's big enough to take you on, pixie," I had threatened.

"Emmett would never do that to his own sister," Alice had said in mock horror.

"I forgot you were even here. I should've remembered, but you should have left and gone back to your cave," I said. "Now, Charlie thinks that I believe in monsters."

"You should've known that I would be persistent, Bella; and technically, monsters do exist so-"

"Goodnight, Alice," I had said. I had broken the pact not to talk to any Cullens. It wasn't necessarily too late to try and keep it going. Maybe she would leave. That's what I had thought last night.

"Nighty-night, Bella!"

I hadn't had any more dreams after that little incident. When I had woken up earlier this morning, I had opened my eyes and Alice hadn't been there! I got out of bed, quite happily, and went to the bathroom. When I had returned to my room, I was attacked! That's right! I was attacked by a pixie with non-existent fangs!

"ACK!" I had yelled. Charlie had already left so it was just me and Alice. She was going to eat me. This was my death.

"Time to get ready, Bella! Put this skirt on and this top and the pumps, too. When you get done, I will put on your make-up and do your hair! We don't have much time, now chop-chop and strip!"

"Excuse me-"

"Take off your clothes," Alice had said. She had looked menacing. In an attempt to save my life, I had stripped my clothing and Alice had helped put on the new clothing. It wasn't what I would wear… What am I saying? The jean skirt barely came down my thigh and the blue satin top was too low cut, showed too much cleavage, and it was too short and would slide up to show my tummy!

"I look like a hooker and I am going to die in these pumps!"

"No one looks like a hooker when I dress them and you will not die," she had said. The evil voice was back again. I decided to go with whatever she had going on in her mind so that she wouldn't eat me. She had told me last night that she and her family only hunted animals, but I didn't believe her one bit. That's how vampires work; they try to get into your head.

When she was finished with my make-up and hair, I looked in the mirror. I had to admit that I was a little pretty, but I still looked like a hooker. My eyes were brought out by the light eye shadow and mascara. The blush wasn't needed because I blush so much, but Alice said it was necessary. The lip gloss showed how full my lips were.

"You are a piece of art by the wonderful hands of Mrs. Alice Cullen!"

"Mrs.?"

She showed me the two rings on her marriage finger. "Jasper and I are married! So are Emmett and Rosalie," she explained. She looked so happy about that. "Let's go or we'll be late!"

We headed out the door and her car, a yellow Porsche, was waiting for us. Alice opened my door for me and told me to get in and try not to ruin the clothes or my new face. She said not to lean my head on the seat or it would "deflate". I rolled my eyes. When we got to school, everyone was just getting there. They all turned to stare at the new vehicle. Since Alice always rode with Edward and everyone in the silver Volvo, they never saw Alice's car. Alice parked beside the Volvo.

When Alice and I got out, Mike Newton, Eric Yorkie, and Tyler Crowley's mouths all popped open. They must have really thought the car was beautiful, and it was.

"Oh my gosh, Bella!" Jessica Stanley came up to me and said. Her eyes were bugging out of her head.

"What?"

"Bella, you look so… pretty today," she said like she couldn't believe it.

"The pixie held me hostage," I whispered back. I heard Alice laugh. I looked up and saw Edward's eyes bugging out of his head but he composed himself and smiled that crooked smile. It was beautiful; I looked away and started walking toward the school.

In first hour, Eric asked me out to a movie and I declined, but he still walked me to my second hour.

Tyler caught me in the hallway before lunch and asked me to dinner, but I told him no.

And here I was in lunch looking like a hooker while guys asked me out! Stupid yellow Porsche owner!

I grabbed a banana and flavored water and headed with Angela to the regular table. "You sure are getting a lot of attention today," Lauren said snidely.

"I didn't ask for it," I said just as rudely. I actually didn't like all the attention I was getting. It wasn't bad enough to be held hostage and turned into a hooker, but having Mike Newton, Tyler Crowley, and Eric Yorkie staring at me all day- along with other countless males- made it worse! I would never forgive Alice Cullen for this, but it wouldn't matter because I wasn't going to talk to her or any of the other Cullens! Why could no one except that?! Just leave me alone, you vampires!

"Half the boys in the cafeteria are staring at you," she continued. "You must feel oh-so-special," she said.

"I would feel even more special if I was the one person in this school that you don't talk about behind their back, but that won't ever happen because your mouth is designed to stay open that way," I shot at her. She dropped her jaw and flung her hair around. I rolled my eyes.

"Oh please, don't change the subject. You are just so desperate for a man to cry to every night that you have to wear hooker clothes," Lauren jabbed.

"Point number one, a pixie nabbed me and didn't give me a choice on how I dressed today. Point number two, I don't need a man to cry to because I don't cry as much as you do. Point number three, I think you are just jealous of all the unwanted attention I am getting today."

"I am not jealous of you, Bella Swan!" Lauren yelled it loud enough that the entire cafeteria heard and she was standing up now. Everyone was looking at us but I was looking at Lauren. Then, she slapped me! Can you believe it?

In synch, Jessica, Angela, and Principal Greene all yelled, "Lauren!" But Mr. Greene added, "Go to my office now!" With one last glare at me, Lauren went to the office.

The cafeteria busted into cheers. I was correct when I said that Lauren talks about everyone behind their backs. She is the Queen Bee, or she was. I couldn't take any more of this day; it had been too awful. And I didn't know how I was going to avoid Edward in the next class. This all seemed like a pretty big emergency. I suppose you know what I did.

I ducked onto the cafeteria floor, and I folded my legs together. It was hard to do without being noticed, but I managed. The only ones in the cafeteria that were really paying attention to me were the Cullens. I took a long look at them and saw that they were looking at me with curiosity as to what I was doing. Alice's eyes were wide along with the rest of them. For some reason, I knew that they were going to be watching me do this. They had already known that something wasn't right with me.

In my cross-legged position on the floor, I used my left middle, ring, and pinky fingers and touched my crescent at the base of my neck. It tingled; it had never tingled before. I thought of a few seconds after the bell rang.

Then the colors came again. It was beautiful every time I saw it. I could still see the surroundings around me so I could see the Cullens looking around them in amazement. The students filed out of the cafeteria, me included as well as the Cullens, well the me that was in time and the Cullens that was the Cullens in time, not the me that was me on the floor or the Cullens that were the Cullens sitting across the cafeteria in chairs. Yes, I know it's confusing.

I saw the rest of the day pass by and I knew the Cullens were all seeing it in their heads, too. They were seeing it in my point of view as they weren't where they were supposed to be which was in time with the rest of the students. I went to Biology and got there before Edward. I took a deep breath as he came in the door, his lovely face setting me off guard. He smiled and my heart and breathing stopped. He said hi and I nodded just like yesterday. He asked if it was going to be that way again today and I didn't respond. We didn't talk the whole class time, but I looked at his constantly, seeing his face. I caught him looking at me several times.

When class was over, Mike walked me to gym and he asked me to go out on a date with him. I declined for the third time today. In gym, I was hit will a hundred dodge balls all over my body. Consciously, I heard the Cullens complain about it hurting. I was used to it; they weren't. When gym was almost over and I asked to go to the restroom. The Cullens didn't have an excuse for "popping" out of class so I decided to make them all have the same bathroom excuse that I was going to have in time while we stayed in here.

The bell rang… now! And I popped out of my sitting position and headed to the cafeteria doors on the way to my truck. "Bella, what was that?!" Jasper yelled. I ran hard, knowing that I wouldn't be able to escape five vampires running after me, but something strange happened. They were running vampire speed after me while I was running human speed, but then the world started blurring past me! The Cullens stopped in shock. Alice was smiling wide eyed as I ran in the same vampire speed they had been running in!

The adrenaline that made me run that fast cut out a block away from Charlie's so I walked the rest of the way. I didn't think the Cullens would be coming after me still.

I made tacos for dinner and thought about what I would do tomorrow. I could feel that the energy was all gone out of me. I would have to… do the gross thing soon… I made a plan to do it tomorrow so that I could get it out of the way. I couldn't believe that I hadn't even been in Forks one week and suddenly all my energy was gone. It was supposed to be easier here. I was too tired to eat. All I wanted to do was sleep so I wrote Charlie a note beside his dinner and told him I was going to sleep early and not to wait for me or anything.

The night went by smoothly, that was until I opened my eyes and saw a ceiling that wasn't mine!

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