disclaimer: i do not own naruto or anything else that comes up!
chapter nine
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trisha: woo hoo! almost ten chapters! yay! well, let's see today we have... the-complete-zelda-fan, gg, gaarafangirl91, crystaldragon791, and maru!
maddie: yeassss! we be back!
sasuke: i disagree with that dare! oh there is no way in hell i'm doing that! (reading all of the reviews on a computer)
trisha: sasu, how'd you get on my e-mail account???
sasuke: you told me your password...
trisha: really?
maddie: good job trisha...
sasuke: yeah... (goes back to surfing on the computer)
trisha: who's dares are you reading?
sasuke: -_- ...crystaldragon791's...
trisha: why, what's the dare? steal-take! (grabs computer) ohhhhhh... i disagree too!!! mine! (hands the computer to maddie and glomps sasuke)
(a/n: i took the steal-take thing from a friend in school, don't ask)
maddie: i disagree with that! (points at trisha and sasuke)
trisha: i know! on to the dares / truths! (jumps off of sasuke, grabs the computer and sits cross-legged on the bed) crystaldragon791, you're first!
crystaldragon: sweet! well, rika must be hinata's maid!
rika: i will not!
crystaldragon: yeah, you will!
rika: (sigh) fine!
hinata: (puts a little maid hat on rika and giggles)
rika: ...am i allowed to punch her?
trisha: no! (puts her ipod earphones in, listening to everybody's fool by evanescene)
rika: (sigh)
sasuke: (sits next to trisha, and steal one of her earphones) 'steal-take...' (kisses her cheek)
trisha: (smiles)
rika: (starts cleaning all of hinata's weapons)
hinata: ^^
rika: stop enjoying it!
hinata: o-okay... (looks away)
crystaldragon: now, i dare sasuke to kiss tenten!
sasuke: i'm not doing it.
crystaldragon: yeah you are.
sasuke: no, i'm not... i have a girlfriend, thank-you!
trisha: i'm not involved in this.
sasuke: yeah you are! your my girlfriend!
trisha: fine! (hugs sasuke) see?
crystaldragon: um... yeah... no. sasuke, just kiss tenten, it's for a good cause!
sasuke: -_- ...fine... (walks over to tenten and kisses her on the cheek)
tenten: (blushes with embarrassment as neji looks over)
neji: sasuke...
sasuke: yeah?
neji: to tell you the truth... in your future... i see... you dead...
sasuke: how long do i have?
neji: three seconds...
sasuke: -_-' (starts running)
neji: (chases after him)
maddie: woop his a**!
crystaldragon: i knew it! muahahaha!
trisha: 'cept my bf is probably murdered by now... okay, next up is... maru!
maru: woot! first off, deidara, fix the bust!
deidara: i did it over night, sir! un. (salutes maru)
maru: good job!
trisha: three golds stars for you deidara! (puts three stars on his forhead)
maru: now, you all get zetsu to be turned into their servant for this chapter, except for sai, who made a painting of trisha kissing mello...
trisha: -_- i'm glad mello's back at his house... and sai, did you paint that for mello?
sai: yep. can't denie it, aloof.
trisha: i. am. not. a. loof!
maddie: (cough) yes you are(cough)
trisha: (glares playfully) what?
maddie: (smiles widely) just kiddin' gurl :d
trisha: okay anyway, sai...
sai: what-ever (walks downstairs)
zetsu: (starts getting everyone drinks and food)
maru: now, considering i read the lastest manga chapter, i now hate pein... which is hopefully temporary... but hinata can take all of her anger out on him... and orochimaru...
hinata: hm... (cracks her knuckles and grabs a metal bat)
maddie: didn't expect that.
gg: this is for a late easter!
(insert a flash of light here)
(orochimaru is dressed up as a bunny and pein as an egg; both hanging from the ceiling like pinata's)
gg: sweet! (gives everyone an easter basket)
hinata: (starts hitting both pein and orochimaru with the bat)
sasuke: (shows back up without a scratch on him) neji... isn't... that strong...
gg: now, everyone can pelt sasuke with eggs!
sasuke: say what?!
gg: i say you! (tapes sasuke to a wall)
trisha: ooh! idea! (grabs pein from the ceiling and throws him at sasuke barly missing maddie but she bent down to tie her shoe) maddie: what happin?
sasuke: ow! i thought you loved me!
(everyone gets lined up with eggs in hand)
gg: ready...
gg: aim...
trisha: i do! (hugs him)
gg: fire!!!!!! (everyone throws the eggs as trisha hugs him)
trisha: (pelted in the back with eggs)
sasuke: trisha!
trisha: (falls to the ground, then gets up) i'm okay!
hinata: (knocks orochimaru off of the rope on the ceiling then hits trisha)
trisha: o-o-okay... n-now i'm... n-not... (spins around and hits the floor)
maddie: dang girl to day is just not yo day!
gg: (rips the tape off of sasuke and puts him in a bunny suit)
sasuke: -_-
gg: wake trisha up and give her a big hug!
sasuke: i'm okay with that! (picks up orochimaru and throws him out of the window)
orochimaru: i've never felt so alive! -splash-
gg: ...and he lands in the pool...
sasuke: (wakes trisha up) trish-chan...
trisha: t-that's a first...
maddie: my ears! that sound has disconnect due to the dreaded sound!
sasuke: (ears fall in her face) -_- i know... (gives her a big hug)
trisha: yay! (pushes him back then glomps him)
sai: (walks back upstairs) okay... why is aloof kissing the easter bunny?
sasuke: it's me, dipstick.
sai: oh... okay...
gg: i dare pein to to admit that tobi is better than you in every way, shape, and form. then i dare you to buy naruto all the ramen he wants and then to let hinata beat you up for as long as she likes.
pein: might as well, i'm already an egg... tobi is better than me in every way, shape, and form... (pulls out his wallet and hands it to naruto)
naruto: sweet! (takes it and runs downstairs to where the portable ichiraku ramen is)
trisha: (gets off the bunny) isn't that awesome?
naruto: yeah!
maddie: thats what they all say until the bunny gets a gun and your left will no choice but to give up the damn carrots...
(all look at her weird) "not like i know from experiences..."
pein: (getting beat up by hinata)
naruto: (comes back up)
gg: i dare naruto and hinata to go on a date! xd
naruto / hinata: um
(insert maddie comment here / i know maddie will say something about this one xd)
trisha: gaarafangirl91, you're next!
gaarafangirl91: yay! since deidara is my favorite akatsuki, i declare that he can beat up and trash talk naruto character!
deidara: sweet! (starts beating up sakura and cursing at her)
trisha: deidara, you so come in thrid for my favorite character (sasuke first, naruto second)
gaarafangirl91: (hands out cookies to the creator(s) of the akatsuki and the akatsuki themselves) you guys are so awesome!
all: we know! (all smile)
trisha: and last up is... the-complete-zelda-fan!
the-complete-zelda-fan: all pale characters except trisha, foundation for normal complextion, then to acheive without it!
pale peoples: what?!
the-complete-zelda-fan: use the foundation!
pale peoples: (become the normal peoples)
normal peoples: we cannot acheive our goal of taking over the world like... like this!
trisha: i can! (sticks tounge out at them)
the-complete-zelda-fan: next... give naruto lots of sugar and then lock all of the naruto characters except hinata in a room with him for 5 hours!
naruto: woo hoo!
trisha: (gives him a spoonful of sugar) duck and cover!
everyone: (duck under tables and any kind of shelter)
trisha / sasuke: (slide under the bed)
naruto: tee hee! (bounces off the walls detroying everything)
trisha: um...
(vases crashes across the room)
trisha: we're gonna go before anyone really gets hurt... so ... bye!
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