Emmett why are you so stupid!?
Between Eclipse and BD
Disclaimer:
I don't own Twilight,Just the plot!
Ch.3 Holy Crappers!
APOV
WTF!? Bella just asked me to marry-I was cut off by BElla kissing me!I pulled away!
"Noo Alice i love you,not Edward!"she cried!
"EMMETT WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GIVE HER!?"Edward adn I screamed!
"Hey Alice wanna go upstair,we can get it on!"She yelled!
"Umm,okay,go up there ill be up there soon!"I lied.
"So,what did you give her!?"I asked.
"Ummm...a bottle of vodka and some whiskey!"HE yelled.
Edward and I lunged!
Edward,Ill go care to Bella I thought
I walked up the stair,and into my room.
Holy Shit! Bella was naked on my bed!
"Hey baby come here!"she said in a seductive the proceeded to finger herself!
"EDWARD YOUR FIANCEE IS DOING DITURBING THINGS!"Iscreamed
Edward came running up the steps,when he looked in the room his eyes nearly dell out of his head.I could visibly see him growing hard!
"Um you may wanna get her dressed sexullay repressed!"i said rhyming,as i skipped away.
Next Day
BPOV
Man do i have a headache! Urgh,all i remember is Em giving me alot of water then nothing,oh wait Edward adn Alice came in and i went over to Alice and...! Oh Shit Did i really do that to her!?
I got up and relized i was in a robe naked!!!!
"Shit! Fuck!,Edward did we have sex!?!?!?"I yelled.
"No he said from the door way! You seduced Alice and passed out just when i got you into the robe!"He said.
So I went on to apolopgize to Alice! I mean what else was i to do! then i almost killed Emmett...It was a good week!
Super Short! Yeah I no! This Chapter was made to(Hopefully:) clear up any confusion! Review! Go ahead click the little green button! I'll update with in the next day or so! The next chapter Alice and Emmett babysit Bella! And The Pet Shack is done!