Emmett why are you so stupid!?

Between Eclipse and BD

Disclaimer:

I don't own Twilight,Just the plot!

Ch.3 Damn! Hard Harry!

BPOV 2 weeks later

"Bellarina!!!!! We are gonna play truth of dare!"Emmett yelled.

"And you have to play!"Alice yelled.

Yes,the rest of the Cullens were hunting! I was Stuck with the shopaholic pixie and dumb and dumber combined! I walked down stair and sat next to Alice.

"Bella you start!" Alice yelled

"Emmett truth or Dare?"I asked

"Dareee!"

"Burn Alice and Rose's close,then you have to be there when they shop to get it all back! Unless they say otherwise!"I i am evill! Alice and Emmett looked like they wanteed to kill me!

"Alice you can shop to get it all back!"

"Yay! Emmett we are gonna have so much fun!"She screamed as he burned it all,and came back.

"Bella Truth or Dare?"He ! Truth will be worse than dare soo...

"Dare!?"

"I dare you to give Harry Potter and his 2 friends a lap dance in an out fit i provide!"

"Harry Potter isn't real!? Rite!?" I asked

"No hes real,in 6th yr at Hogwarts! Hey what 16 yr old wouldn't want a lap dance?! Oh an dyou must where the outfit until i tell you to get out of it! or we leave..." Emmett said.

~~~~~~~At Hogwarts~~~~~~~~

I was in a super slutty Gryffndor outfit. Wow here come Harry and friends now! Emmett pulled out a video camera and took out a boom box and started blaring Nelly's Hot In Herre(I luv this song! Awesome to dance to!). OMG...I walked over to them. I had a long Howarts robe on over my outfit.

"May I ask you two to sit on these chairs? and open you robes.?"I asked Harry and his friend Ron did as i asked.

the part where they said "So take off all your clothes" I let the robe fall off. They noticed! There...erm...man-hood was a bit more noticably. I was gonna do Harry first. I sauntered over to him and sat on his lap.I started rubbing and shoving my boobs in his face. (Idk how a lap dace goes soo...im winging it:)When i was finnished i rubbed my hand on his man-hood. I then did the same to ron.

"Thanks guys! ILY,lolz Nawt!"I yelled

Emmett led me to a picture af a fat lady and said "Vampire"