Emmett why are you so stupid!?
Okayyy,Its been decided. Bella will b turned into a vampire AFTER this chap. i already had this planed and it only wrks if shez human
Last Jasper adn Emmett watch B as a human!:] R&R
BPOV
Edward and the rest of the gang are going hunting except tweedle dee and tweedle dumb,3 guesses who and 2 don't count. OOHHH look,Public Enemys is on! Yayyy!! I luv Johnny Depp(AN:I luv him soo much!:] i wz watching that movie soo yea:)!
''So Belly,What are we watching??''Em asked.
"Public Enemys. Hey wanna make me cookies?"
"Suuurree! Jazzy lets get to bakin while Bells watches her movie!"
EmPOV.
We are watching bella for a full 4 days! Yay! She wants us to make cookies. What do i put in them?/
"Jazz get the ingrediants."
Jasper got out flour,and a bunch of other crap.
"I wanna do the flour!"I said tugging on the flour.
"Noo! I wanna!"Jazz said tugging on the other end.
"SHUT UP! I am watching the hottest guy in the world! Ill do it!"Bella yelled.
Then it....broke! I busted out laughing. I t was all over Bella and Jazz. The only difference on Jazz was the clothes and hair,Bella looked like avampire. OMG that would be a perfect prank!
"Bella Jazz wanna play a prank on Eddie?"
"What does it involve?"asked bella cautionsly.
"Making Ed think Jazz lost control,sorry jazz, and turned you. We can get bright red contacts,and put powder and flour all over you!"
"Okay"Jazz and Bella said.
"I speed dialed Alice.
"Hello???"
"Alice,block your mind."
"Why??"
"Cuz Im gunna make Eddie think B is a vampire,cuz Jasper lost control. You will most likely see it in a vision."
"Okay,Edward is hunting miles away though."
"k C ya,"
Now onto the cookies,cuz i had already ordered her contacts.
Wow! Jazz had the doughy stuff ready.
Oooh! Hot Sause. Human love this stuff,right? Oh well.
BPOV
Public Enemys was over... Wait cookies are done.
"Who made these?"
"I did Bells"Jasper said. They are safe,and look yummy. I took a bite,yum....oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"HOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"My mouth was on fire. i ran over to te sink and drank water out of the faucet.
"What the freek did you put in those?"
"I put the red sause you like!"Em said.
What an Idiot!
"I like KETCHUP!,and besides you dont put 'red sause' in cookies!" I yelled.
"Ooops" Emmett said.
"Hes hopeless" Jasper muttered.
~~~ 3 dayz later(day they come back)~~~
"Ok guys,I talked to Alice and she said they would be back at 10:26(AN:the time i wz born!:)am,so its...9:58. I'll get Bella ready. Jasper at 10:23 you will need to act sad,remorseful,etc. Belly you will be outside,'hunting'. I will give you clothes that look dirty,some blood on them. I have your red contacts,and special body powder. I would use flour,but it smells to us so they would figure it out. "Emmett said in a military voice,"Oh and I have some stuff I 'borrowed' from Volturi Labs,it is a shot that you put in a humans blood to make the smell like disapper. Since it takes 24 hrs to start I gave the shot to you yesterday morning....that was the pinch you felt in your sleep. It lasts a full week!"
"And Bella before you say anything,we tried it out on Mike Newton last week, that was before we thought of this plan,but we had it and wanted to see if it works. It does,no side effects. We also found this stuff that people use to make their heart not audible,even to vampires. Again tested in Newton. I t works to. Once again it was given to you yesterday."Jasper said.
"Okay so I'll pretty much not have a pulse,my blood not smell,and I'll have red eyes?"I asked.
"Yeah!"Em said.
So Emmett gave me a pretty blue dress,the powder,and my red contacts. Wait who would hunt in a dress...?
"Em who hunts in a dress??"
"Uhhhh... nevermind that,you were out back. K?"
I nodded. Once I was done with everything I looked at myself in the mirrior,wow i looked pretty! 10:20! EEEEEEPPP!! I ran outside.
I hope this works
EMPOV
10:20 Lets pray this oes well
JPOV
OOHH I hope Edward doesn't kill me!
EPOV
YAY! Im almost home to Bella!
Its...10:25,Alice said 10:26.
"Were here!"
Emmett walked out of the house with a sullen Jasper following. What wrong? Wait a sec....I DON'T SMELL BELLA!!!!! They killed her!
"YOU KILLED HER!" I shouted.
"Edward Jasper didn't kill her...he accidently changed her...I was too late to stop it but I pulled him off her. She is out back. I must say she is odd,no blood lust really. I still would be careful..."Emmett said.
Oh Shit.
CPOV
Oh my Cullen
EsPOV
Oh no! Poor Jasper and Bella!
APOV
*she is just thinking this for the sake of keeping the secret* Aww man,poor Jazzy. Oh well it was bound to happen sometime!
RPOV
Poor Bella. Never thought i'd say-think- that. She actaully didn't have a choice...I wish I had never come off so mean. I never hated her. I also see her as a sister. Time I show it!
BPOV
They bought it! HAhahahahahaha! They freekin bought it! yayayayayay! Oh Shit! I hope Emmett doesn't get stupid and think I am still human....!
EPOV
Ooohhh! He bought! Damn Eddie iz stupid! I can't believe he.........oh shit! He can read ,my mind!
"EMMETTT!!!!!!!" I bellowed.
~~~~~~Later~~~~
So after Bella had apologized a billion times I forgave her. Emmett not so much. I forgave Jasper and Bella,not Emmett. Oh well. I know that Bella is evil at times now! I hope they don't do anything stupid.
"HAHAHA TAKE THAT EVIL FRUITS!"
ILYA:] Tht last line wz a reference to my other story!
~Steffie Hale:]~