Previously…Then Bella looked towards my dick (which now stood up a bit, because of Bella staring at it) and said "OH CEDRIC I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE!" and then poked it.

Oh lordy.

Chapter 6

Edward POV

Crap, she just poked my dick! She was definitely too drunk to handle, so I just let her carry on. I don't mind her touching my dick, it's just that I'd rather she did it when she was sober and it meant something, but I let her carry on because it was amusing. "CEDRIC, MY DEAR! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?!" Bella shouted at my dick. I just looked back and forth from my dick (which by the way, was still covered by my pants, but it was probably pretty obvious to everyone right now...) to Bella, which now had turned into a full conversation. Bella was chatting about the weather when the taxi driver pulled up at our hotel and I paid him as Jasper was waking Alice up.

Once we got back to our room Alice and Jasper went off to Jaspers room and I don't want to think about what they were up to. Probably doing role play, with Jasper playing a soldier. I just stood in the middle of the living room, not knowing what to do with Bella who was stumbling around, still drunk off of her head. She suddenly turned around with the sexiest look on her face. "Come on baby, let's take you and Cedric to the bedroom, and have some fun" she whispered in my ear. "No, Bella. You are drunk off your head and I'm not taking advantage of you right now" I replied. She pouted and stormed off to her room. Crazy woman.

I was in the bathroom, just finished brushing my teeth when I hear Bella screaming "SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT!" from her bedroom. I ran to her room to see what she was doing and she was standing on her bed doing the Macarena, but still singing the words to Shake It. "Bella, I need you to get into bed, before you hurt yourself" I stated, pointing to her bed. I tried to get her to get into bed, because in the morning she's going to have one hell of a hangover, and from hearing Bella say it herself when she was telling me about her dislikes, she loathes hangovers. "Fiiiiiiiine" she huffed. I took off her shoes and tucked her under the covers. "Night Bella" I said as I walked out of her room. "Night Mr. Cedric" she replied.

About an hour later, I was still awake. I couldn't hear anything from Bella's room so I assumed she had finally fallen asleep. But what kept me up was Alice and Jasper next door. I could hear A LOT of giggling, Jasper's name being screamed out and "Yes ma'am". I got up to get a drink from the kitchen, and was about to go tell Jasper and Alice to shut up when I heard Bella shouting "NO NO PLEASE DON'T". I rushed in to find her thrashing around in her sleep, I sat on her bed and whispered "Shh, Bella it's okay, just a bad dream" and rubbed circles on her cheek with my thumb. She instantly calmed down. I decided to sit with her until she started heavily breathing again, just watching her. I grew tired myself, and lay down next to her. She molded herself into my body perfectly and I felt myself drifting into a deep sleep.

The next morning

Bella POV

I woke up to the sunlight streaming in through my window. Fucccccccckkk my head was throbbing with pain. I looked around to find Edward asleep behind me, with his arm draped over my stomach. He had a smile plastered across his face. What the hell happened last night? I can't remember anything; the last thing I remember was me grinding on Edward at the club. Haha, that was pretty funny.

Oh shit, Edwards in here with me, did we…? I looked under the sheets and found myself still fully dressed and the same with Edward. Relief flushed through me. I sighed, my head was killing me. Edward started stirring in his sleep and his eyelids soon fluttered open. "Morning Bella", he said groggily. "Morning Edward, erm, what the hell happened last night?" I asked him. "Well you were off your head drunk and did a number of things, such as screaming shake it at the top of your lungs, talk to my dick, and then had a nightmare which is what caused me to end up in here sleeping beside you" he explained.

I TALKED TO HIS DICK? WHAT THE FUCK. "What do you mean I talked to your dick?" I asked, clearly confused. "Well in the cab ride on the way back here, you called it Cedric and were chatting to it and poked it. Then you offered to take me and Cedric to the bedroom for some fun, but I stopped you" he said, chuckling.

"Why did you stop me?" I asked. Wasn't it usual for a guy to take a chance with sex when he was offered it?

"Well I didn't want to take advantage of you; I don't take advantage of drunken women. But I think Jasper did last night" he answered. Aww what a sweet man not taking advantage of me. Most of the guys I know would of done that to me, but I never allowed myself to get pissed off my head around them. Wait – Jasper took advantage of Alice?

"Wait, Jasper and Alice did it last night? Aww Alice will be bummed that she didn't remember it", I pondered.

"Yeah…" Edward replied.

We sat there in silence for a moment, not doing anything. Just the sound of his breathing and mine.

Then my head throbbed again and I decided I needed a tablet. "Crap, my head is killing me, I need to go get a tablet" I said, sitting up way too fast, because I got a head rush. I swayed and then Edward caught me before I fell off the bed. His arms grabbed me and I felt an electric jolt go through my body.

"You wanna be careful there Bella, don't want you rushed to hospital on a vacation. You know what they say about Hawaiian hospitals" he said, smirking at me whilst staring into my eyes with his beautiful green eyes.

"No, what do they say about Hawaiian hospitals?" I asked.

"They're full of beautiful young American girls with brown eyes and brunette hair, which go by the name of Bella" he stated. He then winked, dropped his hands and then walked off to the kitchen.

Daaaaaaaaang.

He's got one fine ass.