A/n: This is a song Parody on "No One Mourns the Wicked" . While listening to it, I was amazed at the Similarities in this song to Volemort's live. His life, however IS NOT similar to Elphaba's.
NOTE: Harry's Voice is NOT supposed to be opera-style like Glinda's is, but more like his own.
Disclaimer: If I owned Wicked and Harry Potter, Tonks would have lived, Boq would give up on Glinda, Umbridge would die a slow, painful death, and poor Yero would have a different fate. but they didn't, so I don't.
Anyway, enjoy!!!
No One Mourns Voldemort
A crowd of Witches and Wizards are celebrating Voldemort's death
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Wizards and Witches:
Good News!
He's Dead!
Voldemort is Dead!
The evilest Wizard there ever was,
is feared by Wizards no more because he's dead!
Good News!
Good News!
A random Wizard:
Look! It's Harry!
Harry:
Fellow Wizards and Witches;
Let us be glad!
Let us be grateful!
Let us rejoice a lot cause goodness could subdue
The Evil workings of You-Know-Who!
Isn't it nice to know?
That I will conquer evil!
The truth we all believe will by and by,
outlive a lie!
For you and....!
Young Witch:
Harry! Exactly how dead is he?
Harry:
Since there has been so much rumor and speculation:
A whisper here........a whisper there, let me set the record straight!
According to the Great Hall Clock, the killing accrued at the break of dawn as a direct result of a rebounding curse from his own wand.
Yes, Voldemort.........IS DEAD!
Wizard:
No one mourns Voldemort!
Witch:
No one cries "He Won't Return!"
Wizards and Witches:
No one lays a Lily on his grave!
Wizard:
The good man scorns Voldemort!
All Witches in Crowd:
Through he life our children learn
All Witches and Wizards:
What we miss when we misbehave:
Harry:
And Goodness knows
Voldemort's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
the evil die alone!
It just shows when you're Evil
You're left only
on your own!
All Witches and Wizards:
Yes, goodness knows
Voldemort's live was lonely!
Goodness knows
Voldemort cried alone.
Nothing grows for Voldemort
He reaps only
what he has sown
Young Witch:
Harry! How did he become so evil?
Harry:
That's a very good question! We he born evil, or did it start with the killing and horcruxs?
Although, he didn't have much of a childhood. His father was the governor of Little Hangleton and his mother, was the heir of Slytherin.
Marvolo:
How I hate to go to Askaban!
Morfin:
Just because I cursed some Mud-blood boy
Both:
But you better still be here Merope
when we comeback home.....................
Harry:
And, or course, she didn't listen to them
Merope:
Have another drink,
Mr. Tom Riddle!
It is a very hot day!
So have another drink
Of this disguised water!
and you'll become
Voldemort's father!
Have another little swallow Mr. Riddle!
And follow me down!
Harry:
And of course, from the moment he was born, he was......well.........different!
Merope:
It's coming!
Ms. Cole:
Now?
Merope:
The baby's coming!
Ms. Cole:
And how?
I see a nose!
Merope:
What joy!
Both:
It's a healthy perfect, lovely little.......
Ms. Cole:
Woah!
Merope:
What is it? Whats wrong?
Ms. Cole:
How can it be?
What does it mean?
It's Astounding!
It's Awesome!
Both:
Just like Tom Riddle Sn.,
The baby is unatrurally....
Handsome!
Merope:
I'm gonna die
Ms. Cole:
What's his name?
Merope:
his name is...... TOM RIDDLE!
Harry:
So you see!
It couldn't have been easy!
Witches and Wizards:
No one Mourns Voldemort!
Now at last, he's dead and gone!
Now at last, There's joy throughout the land!
And goodness knows:
Harry:
Goodness knows!
Witches and Wizards:
We know what goodness is!
Goodness knows:
The Evil die alone!
Harry:
He died alone!
Wizards:
Woe to those!
Witches:
Woe to those!
Witches and Wizards:
Who spurn what goodness is,
they are shown:
No One Mourns Voldemort!
Harry:
Good News!
Witches and Wizards:
No One Mourns Voldemort!
Harry:
Good News!
All:
No one mourns the evil!
Evil!
Evil!
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