Title: How big it is? Author: SA3466996. Rating: T, FR15. Category: General/Humour. Genre: Slash. Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo. Character(s): Gibbs, DiNozzo. Summary: Tony wants to know how big Gibbs really thinks it is. Spoilers: S7.10 Faith. Disclaimer: NCIS characters belong to Bellisario, CBS and Paramount. No copyright infringement intended.
AN: Based on 'Handsome Man' by Robbie Williams (3:56). 219 words.
Gibbs lay on the bed, his fingers carding gently through Tony's freshly washed hair. Tony's eyes had momentarily drifted shut and Gibbs felt him relaxing under his touch. It had been a long couple of weeks, and both of them had missed those precious times when they could just lie there together, not talking, just being. It was peaceful. Gibbs liked peace. Quiet.
"D'ya think I'm fat?" Tony asked suddenly, his eyes snapping open.
Gibbs raised an eyebrow and looked directly at Tony.
"I've put on weight over Christmas, haven't I?"
"Just Christmas?"
Tony fell silent once again. Gibbs waited but continued his slow methodical sweep of fingers through soft brown hair. There was obviously more to come.
"Bubble butt. That's what you called me just before Christmas. What now? Balloon butt? How big is it?"
"Not sure," Gibbs ventured. "Turn over. Let me look."
Tony turned over to lay on his front and promptly yelped as Gibbs planted a firm hand square on his backside.
"Looks and feels just fine to me. Maybe a little extra wobble," Gibbs replied, grinning as Tony pouted and rubbed his butt. "If you're really worried, you could always take the bike out with me tomorrow."
"Nah, think I'll pass. I'm not that desperate," Tony retorted, ducking his head out of harm's way.