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Heyyy its Jay on Ali's account! hehehehehe

Anyway....yea Disclaimer: Ali and I do not own Max Ride. If we did Fang would have awesome clothes (if you read the mangas you would figure out his outfits were horrible)

Chapter 2

"Now....WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!?!?!?!?!!?!" So much for taking this like adults. Oh well.

"Well, you're having twins."

Ugh "Well I kinda figured that out by now."

"Yes well, you s-" She started.

"Wait. Why is there TWO guys here?" I interrupted.

"They are the fathers of course!" She said with that annoying-as-hell southern drawl of hers.

"Oh ok..."

"As I was sayin' the bo-" I, again, interrupted her.

"WAIT A MINUTE!!! BOTH OF THEM ARE THE FATHERS!!?!?!??!!!? HOW??" I screamed.

Fang and Iggy were staring at the ground. Maybe I shouldn't have asked.

"WELL IF YOU STOPED YOUR INTERUPTIN' I COULD TELL Y'ALL!" I guess I pissed her of.

"Ahem. YOU MUST BE SICK PEOPLE IF YOU DID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! Ahem" What's with her and 'Ahem'ing? "One baby is Fang's and one is Igi's" The way she said Iggy made it sound like 'Igi' hehehe.

"Oh..well I'm leaving so if you guys want a ride back you're coming with me. NOW" I said to the guys.

They scrambled to an upright position (They weren't on the ground a minute ago..hmmm) and sprinted to the car. Jeez I didn't know they could run like that.

I followed them and threw Fang the keys. I can't drive now. I have a headache from the screaming. Ig sat in the passenger's seat and I sprawled out on the back seats. Rubbing my temples I stared at the roof of the car until we got back home.

That's when I realized. Mom. Oh crap. This is soooo not gonna end well.

Apparently Fang and Iggy realized to cause' their faces paled. (They are pale already so that is quiet the accomplishment)

Fang pulled in the driveway and shut off the car. We walked in and the WHOLE FLOCK, Ella, and -gulp- Mom were in the living room, their heads swiveled to stare at us. Fang and Iggy looked at me expectantly.

"Oh HELL no! You guys are telling her NOT me." I said.

Well If that didn't catch Mom's attention then nothing would.

'Oh crap' is DEFINATLY an understatement. I walked to the kitchen and got popcorn, sat on the sofa and watched.

"What happened?" Mom asked them. I smiled as Fang walked away, leaving Iggy alone to face my mother's wrath.

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Is it to short? Did I do good? Do you like it? Do you want more? TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!! I think it's to short but I didn't have Ali's help on this one sooo yea.

Review or Jeb will turn you into a failure. =D hehehehe Ali's not here to tell me to be nice =D