Smokes
All I wanted out of life that night was some smokes. That's my excuse. I mean, I was outta beer!
So I go over to Thelma's house. Ya know, my crazy girlfriend? We've all had the. Unless you're a girl. But even then...Anyway, I go over to her house, ya dig? An' we get into a whole make-out session, when she randomly says she has to pee, and flounces into the bathroom. And I needed a smoke real bad. So I look on her dresser, an' see some funny lookin' white cigarettes. Now, I was outta beer 'cuz I drank it all, so I wasn't thinking too clearly. So I take one out, brush off a piece of string, and light it. Just then, Thelma came out of the bathroom.
"Two-Bit, why are you smoking my tampon?"