: Hello, all you readers!

Hikaru: Where are we? It's like Pee-Wee's Playhouse in here.

Kaoru: *looks around* I'm scared.

Vicky: Don't be. I know exactly what I'm doing. Right now, you are in my imagination! Now, say hello to the nice readers.

Kaoru: Where are they? I can't see them.

Vicky: *pointing* Over here, see? Look out of the hole I just cut into the fourth wall.

Hikaru: …They're all otaku, aren't they?

Kaoru: I'm scared!

Vicky: Shut it. Okay, listen up everybody. Sorry, AGAIN, for not updating when I said I would. I was extremely busy on my end of the laptop, studying for my FINAL EXAMS, which are almost oveR!

H and K: Yayyyyyy. *throwing confetti unexcitedly*

Vicky: The only one I have left is Math, which is gonna suck, but WHO CARES! IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!

K and H: Yayyyyyy. *throwing confetti unexcitedly*

Vicky: I didn't want to disappoint any of you by not updating, so I decided I'd write some quick filler. I'd like to take this opportunity to-

Kaoru: Why is there a hot tub in here anyways? And what's with all the penguins?

Vicky: This is MY imagination, okay? And there's a hot tub and penguins up here sometimes. Deal with it. Anywhoooo, I'm taking this opportunity to answer a couple of questions that you, the readers, have asked more than once. First question, Hikaru.

Hikaru: *opens paper* Vicky, why is Janae such a ***** all the time?

Vicky: Ha! Good question! *holds up pointer finger* Janae is a bitch mostly because I wanted to write from the POV of someone I don't always agree with. Janae shares a lot of my anger towards the world in general, but I'd never say it out loud the way she does! Also, it was a change from my usually-so-sweet Purity Sue characters that I usually do, I'm ashamed to admit. But yeah, it's really pushing me to consistently write a character I'm not always comfortable writing for.

*Kaoru and Hikaru have fallen asleep*

Vicky: NEXT QUESTION, PLEASE?

Kaoru: *jerks awake* Uhhh…Vicky, when are you going to develop the college Host Club idea past the whole Hika-Kao-Janae plot?

Vicky: Well, I haven't really gotten that far in my pre-story planning, but I'm trying to work on expanding the club past its plot device existence. We'll just have to see, won't we? I will tell you that I KNOW this story has started to be more about Janae than Hikaru and Kaoru, and I'm going to be working on that a little more.

Hikaru: Last question. Vicky, who does Janae end up with? Hikaru or Kaoru? *looks at Kaoru* you mean SHE controls our fate?

Kaoru: That's a scary thought.

Vicky: To answer the question at hand, I originally intended to have Vicky end up with Austin, believe it or not. I wasn't aware he was a jerk until the story told me so! But don't any of you worry. I know EXACTLY who Janae falls in love with. But I can't tellllll youuuuu, because it's a surpriiiiiiiise!

Hikaru and Kaoru: Annoying. Stop it, please.

Vicky: Don't tell me what to do! I am the fanfiction-er and you have to do whatever I say, REGARDLESS of whether or not it is canon, or makes sense, or is even any good! So there!

Kaoru: Can we leave now? I left muffins in the oven.

Vicky: Oh, run off then you little killjoys. I don't need you to finish this fic.

Hikaru: Fine then. By the way, don't reach into your pocket.

*H and K run away laughing*

Vicky: Huh? *jams hand in pocket* Oh, GROSS. KETCHUP? *pulls out hand* But, how…?

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A/N: No, for real, I've got myself some free time…let's see if I can't write you another chapter in the next few days, hmm? Thanks to you all for your reviews, and for spending time reading my stuff. Love y'all! KISSES!