A/N: And now for some fluff, because what's an empty holiday season without fantasizing about other people's romance? All dialogue, because it's easier than trying to think up creative synonyms for 'said so-and-so'.

First Kiss

11. What do you want for Christmas?

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"Hey, Kakashi, I'm going Christmas shopping today. What do you want?"

"Maa…how about ten thousand poisonous senbon, Genma-san?

"…Screw that."

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"Kakashi-sensei, dead last has informed me that it's customary to give gifts during this time of year, so…anything you wanted?

"Hmm…I could do with another Sharingan-eye, if that's alright with you, Sasuke-kun."

"…No."

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"Ano sa! Ano sa! Kakashi-sensei! What do you want for Christmas? I bet I could get you something better than that bastard Sasuke!"

"Well, I've always wanted to have a Kyuubi whisker to floss with…,"

"…I-I'll get you another pot plant…okay…?"

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"Oi, Kakashi. I'm getting some gifts with Kurenai. You want anything in particular?"

"I've been meaning to ask for all the cigarettes you ever plan on smoking."

"…You don't smoke."

"No, but you do. Smoking is highly detrimental to your health, you know."

"Get out of here."

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"Yoshi! My hip and trendy rival! I have heard about people's attempts to find you a suitable present, but they've not been up to the task. But since it is the festive and youthful season of joy, I wish to put aside our rivalry, and ask you to demand a present that will challenge me like none other!"

"Hmm… Guy sensei, I want to see you in normal civilian clothing for the rest of the year…"

"…Kyaaaaaah! K-Kakashi-sama you are indeed a worthy rival! That's another win to you, and as punishment, I'll climb the Hokage tower using my teeth!"

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"Brat! Explain to me why there are bite marks on my walls??"

"I…don't think you want to know…"

"You know what? I really don't. Anyways, since it's Christmas, I guess I should get you something. What do you want?"

"Eh. Nothing much. Just the position of Godaime."

"…Are you serious?"

"Of course not."

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"Konbanwa, Kakashi-san."

"Yo, Iruka-sensei."

"Fancy bumping into you…outside my apartment…"

"I was just taking a walk…"

"…Well, since you're here, is there anything you want for Christmas this year?"

"Only one thing."

"What's that?"

"Your kiss."

"…W-what?"

"…"

"…Are you serious…?"

"…"

"…Alright…"

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A/N: [Insert blushing Iruka] Kyaaaaa! Kissuu~!!

X3

Have a lovely festive season, everyone ^_^

Hope it won't be as lonely as mine.