The Incomplete World Of Elmore
Part 18 (2 of 9)
~Darrel Feltman
A nervous Darrel sits on the interrogation chair, and Doc glares at him while Clancy writes on the notepad.
"Uh... hi miss Watterson-." Darrel is cut short.
"Talk... NOW!" Doc.
The hot dog gulps and starts to sweat.
(Nervous)"Okay, It all started this morning, around 8:05 a.m," Darrel explains what happened, and the flashback begins.
[Art style becomes Doug]
An alarm on his phone is ringing, using the theme of the fresh prince of bel air. Darrel gets up from bed, turns the alarm off, and grabs his sunglasses. He goes to the bathroom to wash his blond hair and comb it. He raises his teeth, spits them out, then looks himself in the mirror with a smile that his teeth are now bright with a sparkle.
After that, he goes downs stairs to meet his brothers Casey and Gus, who are eating breakfast, and his mom Martha just got him his breakfast which was a sausage and eggs. After a witty catchphrase, which ends up as a cringe instead, a laugh track is heard as he leaves the house to start his day.
We walk around town he hears a ringtone from his phone with an image of a paper cutout of a drawing on lined paper. He has spiky hair and a muscular upper body. He also wears a skirt, heels, a majorette hat, and runny mascara. This is Wilson Bilson, one of his classmates and also his boyfriend.
"I know. I will hang out with my buds at the golf game for a bit; then I'll come to your house on Sunday, okay? " Darrel then notices Ocho on the sidewalk to the bus.
"I'll talk to you later. Love you, my complex prince. " Darrel then ends the call.
"Was that your boyfriend on the phone? " Ocho
"Yes, we've been dating for a few days now. " Darrel, who was walking with the spider to the Cafe.
"So, which lips taste better for you, Wilson or Williams? " Ocho
"DUDE!? " Darrel looks at him in anger.
"What? I was asking a question." Ocho
"That's personal, and how did you find out about that? " Darrel
"Hey man, it happened before you were dating the paper guy. Plus, I wanted to say some small before we get there. " Ocho, who sounds calm.
"So what are you planning on doing after this? "
"I'm going to go golfing today with my Uncle Mario. You can join if you want to...I'm very serious about golfing. " Ocho
"It's mini golf. " Darrel
"You have known me for six years now, and you realized how seriously I take golfing, and it calms me down, and I never lose focus. " Ocho leans close to Darrel with a severe look on his face.
"...ever." Ocho then hears the ringing sound of the bell at the Cafe.
"Oh, we're here." Ocho's mood changes to cheerful, with Darrel still looking unsure.
Carrie and Nicolas are inside the Cafe with four empty tables with them. She looks mad at the Cabbit about something.
"(Threatening)If you tell anyone I wear those, I'll harpoon you in the (Then to Cheeful seeing Ocho and Darrel arrive at the table) Hey guys, how's...I mean(Mood changes to emotionless and acting cool and sigh). Whatever, about time you two showed up." Carrie
"(monotone)Greetings, comrades, on this morning of October," Nicolas said this as coldly and emotionless as possible his expression didn't change after seeing them.
Then the bell of the Cafe opens to see Clare, who was very mopey with her, whining about something as she limbs through the floor to the table. She sat beside the cabbit, holding an umbrella, while Clare sobbed like a baby. After that, William walked towards the door with his hand leg and crawled to the chair on the table next to Nicolas.
The next few minutes were of awkward silence as no one wanted to talk. They all got drinks and food until Darrel said something.
"So, does anyone want to talk about what happened to them yesterday?" Darrel asked to break the silence.
"My neighbor next door died yesterday. He jumped off the roof holding a boulder, then went splat on his yard." Nicolas said as monotone and cold as he was focused on his drink. This causes Darrel to spit out his drink while Carrie looks annoyed. Ocho almost chocks on his food until William punches his back, spitting out the food.
"Uh, just out of curiosity? What did this small boulder look like"? Darrel
"Well, it was the size of a soccer ball; it had a red string drawn around with a spindle on one side and scissors on the other." Nicolas put the example as his paws put a shape of a ball.
"Did it also have googly eyes and a goofy mouth on it"? Darrel.
"Yes," Gumball tells Clare and Darrel to look in shock.
"The matters with you, dawg"?" William typed on his phone, and a laugh track could be heard as the kids looked at where that laughter originated.
"That's because I saw it leave the and(whispers) took the form of the guy before he died"! Darrel is not trying to alarm the other customers at Cafe, which surprises them after hearing this.
"That's odd," Nicolas replied, drinking his decaf coffee.
Then Ocho's phone rings with the Nintendo GameCube opening screen. He looks at his phone to answer it. On the other hand, William flies off somewhere, saying his brother needs him for charity work.
"My uncle called. He said he was here. Time to go." Ocho grabs Nicolas like a gallica ship, and Darrel walks out with him, waving the girls goodbye as he, Nicolas, and Ocho leave the Cafe to see Uncle Mario waiting in his plumbing truck. As they were driving away after a few minutes. Darrel looked behind the car to see the same rolling boulder that killed the mailman rolling towards them. He grabs the cabbit and starts shaking him back and forth.
"Nicolas, it's the boulder from yesterday, the one I was talking about. It's rolling towards the truck!" He points at the back of the window. The cabbit refuses to look out the window.
"Darrel, how will this go when I look out the window? It's not there. Then you get freaked out. Then when you look out, it's there again, and you tell me it's there, it disappears again. So you get a mental breakdown, and it causes the truck to crash. So why don't you ignore it? "
"But it killed the mailman." Darrel still sounded worried.
"We will be at the golf course in two minutes. So stay calm until we get there. " The cabbit goes back to his seat, looking at his phone.
Darrel looks out the window and sees that the rolling ball has disappeared. Then the truck stops.
"We're here. " Uncle Mario said as the three boys left the car.
Just before entering the golf place, Darrel turns around to see if the rolling stone is still behind them, but it looks like the rock is gone. He sighs in relief as he heads toward the course.
A few minutes later, Gumball tries to get his golf ball into the first hole 87 times, then when it decides to hit the ball so hard that it flies upward towards the sky and then hits the head of Patrick Fitzgerald, director, causing him to get knocked out while a goblin laughs at this.
"Okay, you should just sit this one out. " Darrel
"What do you mean?" Gumball asks, needing clarification about this.
"Let me just put this in a way you would understand. Well, it's just that..." Darrel
"You suck at golf. So why don't you get us some drinks while we deal with the rest of the game? " Ocho tells the cabbit, who walks away without saying a word.
After Gumball leaves, Ocho and Mario continue as if nothing happened.
"Wasn't that kind of harsh?" Darrel asks Ocho.
"So what, you even talking about?"Ocho as he hit his golf ball into the hole.
"I did know him when we were younger because our parents worked together, but now he seems more open."
"Then Gumball could handle it, and it wasn't that I was insulting him about anything about his family or anything." Ocho
"...I'll just take a break after the fifth hole." Darrel
"Alright, but you will have only five minutes until I beat the sixth hole." Ocho
Darrel leaves and sees a fountain with a bench on it. He starts to think about what's on his mind about how this year of school has gotten crazier since Nicolas came to his school. Though when he was younger, he was forced to hand out with Nicolas and his pet plant a few playdates they no longer hand out anymore cause Darrel was too afraid of Aphrodite and so much with Nicole as she was very strict. Then before the next day, when they meet again.
Clare had moved to their town, and she looked annoyed at something. He tried to make small talk as he introduced himself as Hot Dog Guy, but she seemed to ignore him. When they got to class, as she was going to his classroom, their teacher Mr. Cornelle, a pixel frog, introduced Clare to the class, But Clare was easily irritated and then talked to herself by narrating her life out loud, thinking she was speaking in her thoughts. The students call her a weirdo and laugh at her. Her desk was next to Julius Oppenheimer Jr.
His gang looked at Clare as if she was fresh meat along with him being literal meat, Rachel whose classmates didn't like it due to how obnoxious she was and thought it might be hereditary because her brother Tobias, whom he met in elementary school, was also considered very annoying. Rachel talks to Clare at lunch, who is annoyed by her antics of saying, "She is the second obnoxious turquoise being that she met today." Which gets Rachel mad at her calling her" A big crybaby who thinks that being sad all the time makes it real life." This makes Clare angry as she calls Rachel an" Obnoxious loser everyone ignores due to her vain narcissism."
The two gals argue at lunch while in the background, Loki, the goldfish, is talking to Julius about something the goldfish gives him money. Then when he was eating his sandwich mid-bite, he saw his crush's and later boyfriend, Wilson Bilson, in slow motion, who was with Jared, a muppet. But when the paper guy was about to talk, his voice shouted, and Harry's (Ocho) came out.
"Hey Dude, Wake Up! " Darrel then looks around, and Clare and Rachel have pixel eyes with their fingers snapping at him.
"Yo Darrel, stop daydreaming about two months ago. "Rachel and Clare said in union.
Then like that, Darrel, who was sleeping, wakes up with a yelp as Ocho is alone and looks irritated.
"We got two more holes to play; come On."
"Huh, what, Harry. .. I thought we were still on the fifth hole?"
"You got off the bench and were sleep-playing again."
"Don't you mean sleepwalking- Where's Uncle Mario?" Darrel
"He left for a plumping emergency, as his brother called him." Ocho.
"Oh, that's right, the guy who wears green is taller than Mario and is scared of ghosts."
Yep, Uncle Luciano, So let's finish this game and get Gumball. "Ocho holding his golf club, now walking to the final hole.
Darrel was just about to hit his golf ball when a tornado popped out of nowhere and sucked inside it and the golf course itself.
Darrel screams like a little girl as he is sucked in; this yellow ball hits near the hole. Ocho, who is positioning his ball, is too focused on the game to notice or care about the tornado.
"Now, this is more like it for the final hole." Ocho, who is about to hit his golf ball.
"Yeah, just what we need! Both of us are inside of a vortex!" Darrel shouts in panic.
Ocho hits the golf ball as it zooms around the tornado. Going through all the other golf courses, it flies down and hits Darrel's ball, falling into the hole while Ochos stands there just as it's barely in the spot.
Ocho has a dazed expression, and then it turns to rage. He hits his golf club on the ground, causing creaks on it. Then Ocho inherently calms down and tells Darrel," Good game," intending to shake his hand, which the hot dog does in confusion, but then the ground they're standing on collapses as the two starts falling.
"(Screams)We're going to fall to death! ". Darrel is panicking.
"You know, I can fly, right?" Ocho
"In the middle of a powerful hurricane?! Yeah, good luck with that! " Darrel. Ocho is hovering in mid-air, and Darrel looks at him with anger.
"YOU SHOW OFFFFFFFF! " Darrel is falling until Ocho catches him.
Darrel then sees Nicolas falling in mid-air, fighting a giant blue fan while punching it with I've inside its turbines. Seeing this, Darrel tells Ocho to get Gumball and points to the Cabbit, who kicks the fan robot to the ground. He then swoops in and grabs the Cabbit. The golf course is in ruins when the storm clears, but Ocho's golf ball finally lands in the hole. Ocho lands next to the crater created by the fan robot, with the two boys now off him.
"What the hell just happened?! Darrel
"One of the students from Carmen's old school transformed into a giant fan and then created a tornado, so I have to kill him." Nicolas
Darrel looks dumbfounded at him.
..."WHAT!?" Darrel
"I know I lost the game by two points a(just figured it out) ELMORE GOLF COURSE NOOOO!" Ocho sounded distraught.
"Who did this" Ocho says in rage. The cabbit points to the crater.
"He did it." Nicolas. Ocho, in rage, flies down to the crater as the Cabbit and gets the dog to follow him.
When he gets down there, all that remains of Luft is a broken offline android. This shocks Darrel seeing a corpse, and Nicolas reposed to it as usual.
"DAMN It, someone beat me to it." Ocho clothes his hands in rage. He slams his fit at Luft's remains, causing the head to fall off. Nicolas grabs the decapitated head and looks at Darrel.
"The guy on one phone said there was right of them; with one gone, the other seven must be after the others." Nicolas
"Then what should we do than take the rest of them down? Just One of them did this to the golf course. " Darrel
"(In rage) Don't remind me!" Ocho punches the headless Android's body so hard it explodes into more pieces.
"If we don't, they will destroy the rest of this town and your family." The cabbit replied to Darrel and just looked at him without saying a word. Nicolas looks at the head, then looks back at him.
"What should we do then?" Darrel
"First, To find Bobert; he is a machine so that he could scan this droid for information." Gumball
"He's at the park." Ocho takes his phone and shows an image of Bobert at the park with Clare and Carrie running for their lives.
After that, the trio ran two the park, but Darrel got exhausted, so Nicolas carried him on his back. They arrive at the park and find Bobert looking out in the distance on the hill.
Nicolas approaches Bobert, who turns his head and rotates his body to see him. The cabbit holds Lufts head in front of Bobert.
"We need your help; scan this head." Nicolas
"Beep." Bobert starts he removes the human skin, and then scans him. Bobert rips the top of Luft's head and uses a cord inside the robot to get the data from the Android.
While that's happening, Ocho takes the pilot hat and then wears it with Darrel looking at him.
"What?"Ocho
"You just robbed a corpse," Darrel yelled quietly as people surrounded the park.
"So, he destroyed the golf course that was my favorite place. He was trying to kill us, so screw that guy." Ocho
"...If you say so." Darrel crossed his arms.
After Bobert finishes downloading, a recording of Luft talking to his ground is heard. They say two of their friends are going to the woods in the park to attack Clare and Carrie. Nicolas's ears go up then he turns to the two boys.
"We need to go and save Sis and Carrie." Nicolas
"Okay, it's about time I get to crush one of those punks." Ocho bangs his fists together.
"Darrel, you stay here with Bobert while Ocho and I go and take down those Franklin Stein's." The cabbit and spider run toward the forest, leaving Darrel alone with the robot.
"So, seen any good movies lately?" Darrel.
"Beep." Bobert turns his head to see Darrel.
Then massive rumble is heard as the ground shakes. The duo sees Carmen, who looks furious with fire in her eyes and fangs in her teeth, carrying William by his hand leg.
"(demonic voice) YOU SEND THAT EYEBALL TO SPY ON ME!" Carmen.
"(Nervous and Terrified with his voice being squeaky.)"... Wait, it was all William, Ocho, and Carry's idea ." Darrel covered his face.
William glares at him for throwing his friends under the bus, and Carmen disapproves of his cowardice.
"(Demonic Voice) YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! " She grabs Darrel by the throat and drags him and William. She turns to Bobert, but her expression is her usual self.
"(Normal voice) Hola Bobert! " Carmen
"Beep." He waves goodbye as Carmen starts running towards the woods as leaves a fire trail behind her. They are also causing some of the trees to be set on fire by accident.
By the time they arrive, Nicolas is there with Ocho and a rat plant creature. Carmen lets go of William and Darrel as her eyes sparkle seeing the cabbit. Carrie and Clare were popping out of the lake, and Clare was trying to breathe, and her eyes looked damaged.
The cabbit and Cactus were looking at each other and trying to say a word, but it sounded like gibberish, and they acted awkwardly.
(Both were nervous and blushing )."Oh hey... there. I was trying to...save my sister and my best friend...I didn't think you would be here, Carmen.
"Oh... Hi... I was trying to find it. You uhh...I heard from you... From William's phone... And if you were in any danger of... My old classmates Gumball.
Darrel then feels a pain in his arm. He turns to see the albino rat plant bite his hand. This causes him to scream all but Carmen and Nicolas to look at Darrel, trying to get Aphrodite off him.
Then William gets hit in the face with a bubble. The group turns around to see Blase still alive and angry.
"This is for my sister. " Blase aims for Aphrodite, who Nicolas jumps to protect, which gets him lampooned in the chest, and he goes down with a thud.
"Time for all of you to swim with the fishes. " Blase raises his arm, but Clare gets angry as she has red eyes and attacks Blase punching him so hard that he falls into pieces of sushi into the lake.
"Go Fish." Then the lake exploded, and Clare faints face first with a blah. There was a moment of silence until they grabbed the unconscious kids and ran to the hospital. During the run, Darrel sees the rolling stone on the other side of the street, and then it goes on the back of a truck. He was about to say something but decided to keep it to himself for about the rolling ball of death. As for right now, he and the others have to get Clare, Nicolas, and William to the hospital.
After getting there, Alan arrives to check on his brother while Carmen apologizes to Nicolas. Nicolas told her it wasn't her fault that this happened and that if he had been more careful, Clare and William wouldn't be in these beds. Carrie was drooling about something, making Carmen jealous, but the ghost denied that she was drooling. Darrel was disgusted that the drool was on his feet. It was drooped after Clare was muttering about going to Dasiyland. Aphrodite stayed behind to look after Nicolas. Carrie was drooling about something, making Carmen jealous. It was drooped after Clare was muttering about going to Dasiyland.
After a few minutes, the trio and Carmen got a headache and headed home until the reaming council members ambushed them. Carmen runs away, taking a motorcycle as someone who looks like a cigarette lighter chases her. Darrel is about to warn the two but then disappears in a flash along with Blitz. When he looks around, the hot dog finds himself in a hall of mirrors. Cautiously he walks around, turning his body to see if Blitz is there.
"Say handsome, hows about you ditch the freaks and join us and be mine?" Blitz tempts him. Darrel smiles and raises his face, and Biltz thinks he will join him just as he reaches for his hand to shake. The hot dog then lifts his hand away with a "psych" then shoots him point blank with a flare gun. Then, before the hot dog leaves, a flash as time freezes for a few seconds, and Darrel feels holes in his chest.
Blitz is now in front of him, raising his weapon with a slasher smile. Darrel looks like he is about to fight with his sunglasses shining. Then he does what he does best in a situation like this...
"RUNAWAY!" Darrel screams as he runs around the maze as Blitz chases after him in rage. Darrel uses Still Standing to hit rays of light around the mirrors, blinding Blitz as he mindlessly starts destroying the mirrors around the maze. After a couple of minutes, Blitz gets his sight back after shooting almost every mirror in the labyrinth of mirrors and sees Darrel, who is panicking as he shakes with fear.
"Time For One Last Moment Together!"Blitz fires his stop-time powers at Darrel, causing a flash to engulf the room. But it's revealed that he froze himself, and the hot dog was behind him as that mirror makes the person looking at that reflection invisible. Frozen in place, Darrel uses his light sword to slice Blitz's body. After when time resumes for Blitz, he falls apart and then explodes, taking the whole hallos of mirrors with him. After surviving that explosion of the destroyed attraction, Darrel finds himself in Dasiyland.
"I know about many kindergartners; Teri and Clare would love this place." He looks around the destroyed sight, finds the time stopper in the rubble, and takes it. He wanders around the park seeing all the attractions and looking for either Carrie or Ocho.
"Okay, now, if I was obsessed with speed, where would I?' He looks at a monitor on the screen of the Sally Kart of Carrire fighting Schnell.
"Bingo," Darrel runs to the go-kart course where Carrie is at.
When he got there, he was at the seats running down, then aimed at Schnell, who was charging at Carrie for a final attack. The item was super effective on the speeding android as Schnell was in slow motion while Carrie killed her with her sickle and Smooth Criminal.
When Darrel and Carrie met, the two did a high five and said Excellent, also making guitar noises as Schnell exploded. Lapin said they left Daisyland with merchandise and saw a red ball going somewhere along.
"I am coming, Carrie; I'll save you from the burning hospital on fire. " Lapin runs unknowingly, not seeing Carrie.
The two kids looked in shock and headed toward the hospital. Carrie then teleports to the burning hospital to get their friends out. Darrel loses consciousness, and some Carrie possesses him. Not sure what happened next, Darrel wakes up to see Julius beaten up by Aphrodite.
The rat plant runs towards Nicolas, who wakes up. Julius was about to summon his stand until Carmen, who transformed into a scarecrow cactus wearing Aztec clothing, appeared behind him and sent the bomb guy flying into the air, Exploding like a firework. Gumball, who saw Carmen's transformation, then turns into a snow monster.
Darrel heroically ran away with the others following him, only to get attested by the cops.
[Art Style Returns To Normal]
"You murdered a flashlight guy who could stop time with a light sword, and a rolling ball was following you?" Doc
"Yes. But the first one was self-defense, and they would harm everyone in the hospital if we didn't." Darrel.
"What about the ball you said?" Doc
"It's still out there, but when it transformed, the exact appearance of your neighbor with the horns. After that ball came to his house, he died." Darrel tries to warn her, but Doc and Clancy think he is crazy about the ball.
"We got what we needed from you. Get him out of here." Doc orders the guards outside the room, who enter and take darrel away with a nervous look on the hot dog's face.
"Bring in the next one." Clancy orders one of the fries and then leaves to get William.