Beer?
So Dally an' I are at Buck's, and this idiot was actually hitting on Sylvia! Now, Dally was ready to throw him threw the wall, but I had a better idea.
I grab my empty bottle of beer, an' step into the "cowboy's" restroom for a bit. When I came out, I walked up to him, an' said, "You deserve this for scoring that!" I gave Sylvia a pointed look, an' gave him the now full bottle. She frowned, an' gives me a confused glare back.
He shrugged, an' chugged about half of it before realizing what it was, an' did a classic spew all over the place.
Dally laughed so hard he threw up. (But then again, it mighta been the nine an' a half bottles of beer, but that's a different story.)