Well Yami yugi can act very ... erm yeah. And because bakura can't do some things anymore. They are going to forbidden some things to Yami yugi too. Poor guy , but it is reasonable.

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1.I'm Not allowed to call bakura kitty or .... furbie !

'' Why can't we scrap this one ? '' yami asked with a puppy face.

2. I'm Not allowed to Paint Seto's brother Puke Green and say it matches his hair
3. I'm Not allowed to Paint Joey's HAIR.
4. I'm Not allowed to Tell Rebecca that she is a midget.[ I'm not meaning to offend people so don't take it personal or whatever]

"Ha-ha that would be funny, the girl annoys me" Yami said
5. I'm Not allowed to let Ryou tell people, that bakura tries to kill him.

'' But he does '' yami whined

"Shut up retard '' bakura replied angry.

"LMAO." I laughed my ass off .
"MARIK SHUT UP." Bakura replied.
6. I'm Not allowed to go stealing with Tomb robber.
7. I'm Not allowed to Say I'm going running off with a whore.
8. I'm Not allowed to Kill Bakura or Odion.
9. Maybe Rebecca Wait No Rebecca

"Her grandpa Mr. Hawkins did u put that in the list…" Yami asked.

"Um No." he whispered.

"Liar." Yami smiled. "I should have thought of it."

10. I'm Not allowed to tell Mai , Serenity broke into her room, and changed her wardrobe.
11. I'm Not allowed to let Joey mess with Anzu's Super bra's.
12. I'm Not allowed to walk around singing, "Put Your Records On"
13. I'm Not allowed to Tell people to kneel for me, after what happened in the mall.
14. I'm Not allowed to say "Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay."
15. I'm Not allowed to Tell Yugi his grandpa has a 18 year old girlfriend.
16. I'm Not allowed to tell people Alysha's middle name is Shopaholic.
17. I'm Not allowed to hide in the freezer and when Yugi says, "Yami you're colder than me! Tell him you look better than him.
18. I'm Not allowed to tell Seto , mokuba is donating Blood.

19. I'm Not allowed to even joke about leaving the world in the hands of Zorc.
20. I'm Not allowed to joke about Seto's invisble friends.

'' Can't you scrap that one for me ?'' Yami asked Anzu with a sexy smile.

'' Well erm... '' Anzu mumbled.

'' No we don't you stupid jerk , and I DONT HAVE ANY INVISBLE FRIENDS '' seto yelled angry.
21. I'm Not allowed to leave without my clothes on.

22. I'm Not allowed to drink beer.
23. I'm Not allowed to drink tequila
24. I'm Not allowed to rum. Just stay away from alcohol…
25. I'm Not allowed to go to Dartz hideout place.
26. I'm Not allowed to switch places with Marik.
27. I'm Not allowed to switch places with Valon.
28. I'm Not allowed to track down any guy that looks at my hair.

"Remember that one guy that was scared shitless." Yami said...
29. I'm Not allowed to Scream, "OMG OMG OMG" when bakura says he stole some new gold from a tomb.
30. I'm Not allowed to Tell marik his Rod doesn't work on Alysha And that he can try it as much as he likes and have Bakura block Alysha.

"What the Hell , that's the best idea you guys ever had '' yami screamed hysterically.
'' You're such a moron , stupid pharaoh '' Bakura replied.
31. I'm Not allowed to Tell Marik he killed odion.
32. I'm Not allowed to prank call Bakura
33. I'm Not allowed to prank call Marik's evil council of doom.
34. I'm Not allowed to prank call Anzu and tell her I have a hot girlfriend and she's not the one.
35. I'm Not allowed to jump at Pegasus back and piggy ride him.

'' Why not yugi – boy ? '' Pegasus asked him.

'' Because people can blackmail me with it , you pervert '' yugi replied annoyed.
36. I'm Not allowed to take road trips without maps.

"Anzu is that one really necessary." Yami asked.
"I don't care if you are immortal, Ur just like any other husband." Anzu said.

'' WHAT? '' yami yelled.

'' Ehm never mind '' Anzu replied.

37. I'm Not allowed to break anymore Hedge boards.
38. I'm Not allowed to bit pillows.
39. I'm Not allowed to try to eat Joey's dog cookies.
40. I'm Not allowed to let yugi think he loves mokuba.
41. I'm Not allowed to use Ryou to help me kill Bakura.
42. I'm Not allowed to kill Tomb robber, even if no one sees me.
43. I'm Not allowed to kill Mai ... Even if she is being Bitchy
44. I'm Not allowed send bakura a time bomb with Christmas.
45. I'm Not allowed to were a sign that says the person next to me is gay.
46. I'm Not allowed to spend a lot of money on stupid children's card games.

"I'm not listen to this rule." yami said clearly.
47. I'm Not allowed to throw away this list
48. I'm Not allowed to roll my eyes to this list
49. I'm Not allowed to make fun of this list
50. I'm Not allowed to destroy this list

51. I'm not allowed to paint and straighten my hair forever.

52. I'm not allowed to make gay p*rn of bakura and marik.

53. I'm not allowed to call Joey '' Underdog ''

'' We should put that on Seto's list '' Joey said.

'' No damn way I'm too rich to enter this stupid .. list making thing '' seto replied to wheeler.

54. I'm not allowed to drawwhiskers on Joey's face when he sleeps .

55. I'm not allowed to put Joey in a dog suit.

56. I'm not allowed to do anything that has to do something with Joey and a dog.

57. I'm not allowed to look under Anzu's short skirt.

58.i'm not allowed to cry when I'm watching the Titanic.

"Is that it." Yami said. Yugi Froze..
"Yugi, can I talk to you?"
Asked Yami quietly.
"Yeah, what is it?" Yugi said when they were at the edge of the woods.
"We're leaving."
*Insert Conversation*
"I don't want you to come with me."
*Later, after Bakura finds yugi in the woods and first tried to kill him but then thought of , 'maybe me list says I can't kill yugi', en decided to bring him back home.*
59. YAMI IS NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE !!

"Back to reality."

Well that was the one with yami yugi !

I don't know if it was funny but whatever ..

Who will we do next ?!

Any suggestions ?