Author: Yeah… Well I'm just going to add in a lot of side couplings now. And then get focused on America/England and Prussia/Austria.

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Chapter Four: Gossip Tables Around The World

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The ocean breeze slid across Antonio's face. He hummed a simple little tune that matched with the crashing of the waves, eroding sediments away from the shorelines and cliffs. He watched the waves form and fall. His sports watch rang. Antonio checked his watch and stood up from the grassy spot he was sitting on.

"Antonio!"

The younger voice called out the country's human name. Spain turned around and smiled at the boy running up to him.

"Hi Lovi," Antonio greeted, "I thought that you weren't speaking to me."

"I was until one of your friends came and was talking on his cell about fucking someone," Lovino shuttered.

"They have already come?" Antonio said in surprise, "I think I'm running a bit off schedule. Who is here?"

Lovino frowned, "Both the bastard and the pervert has come." He shuddered, "I still don't get it why you guys still hang out."

"Who knows," Spain shrugged, "Would you like to join us?"

Lovino rolled his eyes, "You know the answer. I'm going to Feliciano's."

Spain looked at him with curiosity, "Isn't Ludwig over today? I've heard from Gilbert that his younger brother and Feliciano are still really close."

"I just hope that Kiku is there to keep them on a some what normal level," Romano stated, "I'll see you tonight, probably."

"Okay," Spain smiled, "Just come home by tomorrow night, I got something to show you then."

Lovino looked at Antonio strangely and then left. Spain smiled slyly to himself and started walking down the hill. They were in the Reino de España, or the Kingdom of Spain, but they were in north Spain. It had luscious green hills, farms, life and coastal line. And it was the one place where the Bad Touch Trio could hang out without any of the other interfering with their fun. Antonio walked over to the house. It had modern architecture of Spanish designers, but it also held a bit to the old world too.

"Yo, Andy," Prussia greeted the Spaniard, "Where did Lovino go? He was here just a moment ago."

Spain sat down in one of the white, almost spiraling chairs around the deck table, "He's going over to Feli's house. But I told him to get here by tomorrow night."

"Tomorrow night?" France asked, "Oh, yeah. What are you going to do?"

"I'm not telling," Spain sang.

Prussia smiled, "Can we guess?"

"Okay."

"Bondage?" Prussia asked. The other two looked at him. "What? It is a perfect way on telling some one you love them. Or just seducing them until they can't walk straight. Hands are also really awesome things when used right."

"Ew," Spain shuddered, and then smiled, "Have you tried with your dear Austrian?"

Prussia frowned as France laughed, "I highly doubt that Gilbert could even get Roderich in the same room as him."

"Can to!" Gilbert said defensibly, "I was so close to getting into his pants when some damn American came and interrupted.

"Alfred?" The other two asked.

Gilbert grumbled, "No. One of his god damned states. She has a picture of us kissing and worse, she's friends with Elizaveta."

"Ouch," France commented, "An Alfred, Elizaveta twerp? Speaking of which, Alfred gets super scary when he gets mad."

"What happened?" Prussia asked.

France sighed, "He saw what fell out of my bag yesterday!"

"What was in your bag?" Spain asked.

"A vibrator," Francis smiled, "I was planning on using it on my dear Matthew. He's still a bit shy."

Prussia rolled his eyes, "Everyone is shy compared to you."

The trio laughed. Their sweet voices rang through the empty hill side. Voices of angels, to bad they were more like mother-fucking-princesses.

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The brunette walked over to the tea room. She was meeting her brothers there today, or at least one of them. Korea and Japan were busy with all what has been happening in the world. Hong Kong also was busy with all the companies wanting to start businesses in China so he was helping China with the planning. Taiwan sighed. Everyone seemed busy except for her.

"Maybe I will call Elizaveta," She said hopefully, "She and I can talk about Austria and Prussia or something."

Taiwan slid open the tea room door. She was surprised to see Japan, Korea, and Hong Kong, all sitting there, waiting for her. She smiled and sat down on one of the cushion seats around the large flat, table.

"Wow," She finally said, "Are we discussing the next world meeting or the previous one?"

Korea smiled his joyful smile, "What makes you think we have business to attend to? I'm here to stay clear of the politics."

Hong Kong agreed, "Yes. China and I are taking a break for this weekend."

"Same," Japan nodded.

Taiwan smiled, "So is China going to join us?"

Korea smiled, "Haven't you heard the rumors? China is going out with Russia."

"WHAT?" The other three siblings gasped at Korea.

Korea shrank, "Oh, I'd thought you all have hear it by now."

Japan sat back down into his seat and took a deep breath in, "The only new I have hear was about the French and Canada one. America doesn't like the idea of them going out."

"But that's not as shocking!" Taiwan complained, "I didn't even know that China was gay! And to go out with Russia? I feel like of sorry for both of them. Russia is icy and uses a lot of his lover. But China does that too."

"One out of ten people are bisexual," Hong Kong started, "One out of seven of those people are fully gay. And ten percent of the world is gay. Being countries, nations, states, or cities, we get bored with normal likes and dislikes within the sexual boundaries. The more wars, siblings, and countries the world has, the more chances of yaoi fan girls pairing up nations together. For example…" The room's lights dimmed as a screen lowered itself from the ceiling. Hong Kong pressed a button on the remote control and a power-point came up. "The cold wars between American and Russian industries have pair up Alfred and Ivan. The alliance between Germany, Italy, and Japan made them a threesome. And because England fought the American colonies for freedom, Alfred and Arthur are also going at it. Not to mention that because of the many wars between them, France and England were pronounced a couple. And of course, because Hungary lived with Austria, they suddenly got married. And when Prussia was trying to take over Austria, it became a question about who Prussia was going for. Austria or Hungary? Personally, I think he was aiming towards getting into Austria's pants, but that's just my opinion. Further more, since Spain, France, and Prussia are good friend, we have an internet filled to the brim with all the possibilities. And then there's the Great Rome Empire who is seen in thirty two and talks to Ludwig. I blame him for all of the yaoi pairings. It is because of his influence to all his grandchildren and child that we have a very homosexual community today."

There was a minor applaud in the background, probably by some pandas and yaoi fangirl, and the screen went back into the ceiling. The lights went back on and Hong Kong sat back down in his respective seat. His sibling started at him.

"That was some out burst," Japan commented, "I think I should get going now that I am mentally disturbed."

Japan stood up, bowed to his siblings and left the room. Korea was the next one to stand up, along with Taiwan.

"Yep!" Korea smiled, "It was nice seeing you all! Let's try again after the next world meeting!"

"Nice lecture, brother," Taiwan said to Hong Kong, "I'll see you later."

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Missouri walked through the empty hallways of the meeting building. The state meeting was held every day after the world meeting. Right now, it was used as a social gathering for the states until the next meeting with America. There were at least twenty rooms, including the huge one that held the meetings.

Missouri continued to walk down the hallways. Her destination was the farthest room to the back. She met there regularly with three other states. They had completely changed the room to their fitting. The gray walls had been painted a soft blue and cream color. The wooden floors were replaced with grayish-green carpet. The girls had put in a new, oak table and black, leather, spinney office chairs. The walls had posters, a bulletin board, and bookshelves all along the walls.

The twenty fourth state reached the door and she opened it. Only two other states were in there already. Missouri smiled.

"Good afternoon."

"Hi Milly," The state of Arkansas, Alyssa greeted, "We were just finishing up the power point for the meeting."

Ivy, the state of Idaho, smiled too, "Yes, it's the one about the foreign trades."

Missouri, the state of Missouri, nodded. "Great. Now all we need is-"

"I'm sorry!"

The three states turned their heads to see the last member of their group, Colorado. She was dressed in her odd fashion, as always, but today she seemed excited. As she walked into the room, she fumbled to take out something from the sash bag hanging and bouncing on the side of her hip. She finally pulled out her camera.

"You guys have to see this," Amber said, "I was almost tempted to go to Pennsylvania and get him to run this on the papers, but then realized that he would have killed me."

Colorado hooked the camera up the laptop. She clicked the projection mode and had it shown on one of the empty walls. Amber opened up the files and the image projected. The other states gasped.

"Is that who I think it is?" Idaho asked.

"Yeah," Colorado nodded, "One of the must fucking cute European country. I was shocked to guys."

Arkansas smiled, "Well, not that I am Nevada, but that happens in this room, stays here."

The girl agreed and continued to look at the snuck picture of England and America.

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Author: Mmm, homosexual fun! Yeah, the next world meeting is going to be as fun as the state meeting.