Well Pegasus is really gay and loves P*rn and Sex and pink so , they even made a list for him 63 thing that Pegasus is not allowed to do !

I'm not allowed to force Seto to enter Victoria's secret and make him carry my things.

2. not allowed to play Ryou Barbie.

"YESSSS!!!." Ryou Screamed…

"I knew you would like it Ryou." Yami said…

3. is notallowed to convince Marik that he wants to manipulate Ryou's emotions so that he wants to go shopping. It's just cruel and maniacal.

4. is notallowed to threaten Joey's car. Or anyone else's. It doesn't matter what they did to his clothes.

5. is notallowed to dress as Santa Claus to make little kids sit on his lap.

6. not allowed to intentionally let a secret about Bakura, Marik, Yami or anyone else, accidentally slip through his mouth loud enough for Anzu to notice and go crazy.

7 is not allowed to decorate Seto's car for a business meeting. Or any other special occasion.

8. is not allowed to have Alysha take Ryou shopping against his will then meet them at a mall to shop.

9. not allowed to help Marik kidnap and torture Mokuba.

"Why Not." Marik whined. I laughed…

"Marik" Seto said angry. And he stopped.

10. is not allowed to make up a game called Barbie Yugi and then say him kidnapping and torture was supposed to be a fun game.

11. not allowed to tell Ryou he is a princess and dress him like one.

"WHAT IM NOT A PRINCESS." Ryou Yelled, crying in Bakura's arms…

"No Sweetie you are." Pegasus said.

"You Are the Princess of the British gay mortals, You rule over ur kind." Pegasus said hoping ryou to stop and then use him to make gay P*rn.

"Really." He asked .

"Well then he doesn't got much to rule about '' bakura said evil.

12 .not allowed to tell Ryou to run, hide, and fight back if anyone tries to make him change out of the afore mentioned dress.

13. not allowed to use a old vision to Blackmail anyone so he can make p*rn with them ... EVER.

14. not allowed to take Serenity into Victoria's Secret. Not until she's 30 according to joey.

"Joey that's ridiculous." serenity said. Edward Glared.

"No its not.." He replied.

15. not allowed to refer to Yami as the 5000 year old virgin who finally did it.

16 not allowed to get others to refer to Yami as this.

17. not allowed to invite Mokuba to stay at his castle. Seto will go insane and kill him.

18. not allowed to take Seth shopping against his will when the Cullen boys wont go.

19. not allowed to torture people even if I claim it isn't torture it's shopping/dress-up

20. not allowed is not allowed to destroy this list

21. not allowed to tell small children that he has candy for them and then make them giving him a blowjob .

'' Why not ? '' Pegasus asked freaked out.

'' Just because you pedophile '' marik replied.

22. Notallowed to paint Bakura's jeep bright pink with glitter.

23. Not allowed to stick a bumper sticker saying, "I am a British gay, kill me if you want," on Ryou's Volvo.

24. Not allowed to claim he is the King of P*rn !

25. Not allowed to steal Alysha's wardrobe and give it away to the Salvation Army, then go buy her more Clothes..

26. Not allowed to take over Belgium.

27. Not allowed to suddenly kiss mokuba on the mouth or anywhere else.. EVER

28. Not allowed to help the purple penguins take over the world!

29. Not allowed to cut Bakura's hair so that it's in the shape of Mohawk and then dye it the colors of the rainbow.

30. Not allowed to sing Peanut Butter Jelly Time at the top of his lungs

31. Not allowed make everyone sit through the torture of watching the Teletubbies

''Ugh I remember when she made us the First time." Bakura sobbed at the memory.

32. Not allowed to use Yugi as a Barbie doll.

33. Not allowed to dress Yami up as a ballerina

34. Not allowed to paint Odeon's toenails pink.

35. Not allowed to watch p*rn for more than 12 hours straight without taking a break.

36. not allowed to be in the book of world record for longest p *rn marathon.

37. Not allowed to dress Rebecca up as an elf for Christmas.

38. not allowed to let Seto dress me up as an angel and stick me on top of the big Christmas tree in the center of town.

39. Not allowed to put Tristan in a sequenced outfit with a hat and make him do jazz hands.

40. Not allowed to make "Barbie Girl" Ryou's ring tone When he calls him.

41 .not allowed to imitate everybody he sees to the point of insanity.

42. Not allowed to adopt, "Have a hard P*nis and f*ck young people" as her motto.

43. Not allowed to make Ryou's 3rd wedding dress bright pink.

44. Not allowed to sing I'm brining sexy back at the top of his lungs

45. Not allowed to put on a fairy costume and break into people's houses at night pretending to be the Tooth fairy

"Why not that would be Cool, I have enough Money to do that." Pegasus said. Everyone just stared at him…

'' For ra's sake , we won't let you and little children alone ! and especially not at night ! ''

46. Not allowed to under any circumstances to dress up and act like Britney Spears

47 .not allowed to call himself Paris Hilton.

48. not allowed to make bakura sing, "Poker face" .

49 .not allowed to run away and join the circus.

'' No scrap that one , if he does that we are never going to see him again , wouldn't that be great'' bakura said.

'' Yes oké , well lets scrap the last one '' ryou replied.

50. Not allowed to go crazy and paint whole domino city pink.
51. Not allowed to make gay p*rn with ryou .. Or anyone else.

52. Not allowed to make P*rn at all.

'' Why not ? '' Pegasus whined.

'' Because we don't wanna see your p*rn on internet'' marik replied.

Everyone looked at him in silence and went back on the list.

53. Not allowed to talk about gay p*rn.

54. Not allowed to talk about p*rn at all.

55. Not allowed to have sex with under-aged.

56. Not allowed to have sex with mokuba

57. Not allowed to have sex at all.

58. Not allowed to force ryou to give him a blowjob !

59. Not allowed to force anyone to give him a blowjob or hand job EVER !

60. Not allowed to do anything that has the word sex in it.

61. Not allowed to try buy kaiba corps.

62. Not allowed to start a gay club.

63. Not allowed to dye Seto's hair pink !

So Pegasus has a lot of thing he can't do , his life won't be so happy anymore I guess .

And yes i still but myself in it ^^ ghahahah

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