Well Marik is not so nice to , so they made a list with all the things marik can't do.

'' Nooooooo '' marik yelled hysterical.

I'm not allowed to call Bakura Voldemort.

2. I'm not allowed to sing show tunes with Pegasus.

3. I'm not allowed to play sex games with Odeon.

"Um, who put that on here?" Marik asked. Odeon snickered.

"Wasn't me." He lied.

4. I'm not allowed to call bakura a huge badass furbie.

5. I'm not allowed to get Drunk AGAIN.

6. I'm not allowed to Fellow Yugi with a laser.

7. I'm not allowed to cut off my ear and claim to be George from Harry potter.

8. I'm not allowed to put my millennium rod in Yami's ass.

''And why not ? '' marik asked furious.

Everyone glazed at marik with dumb looks on their face.

9. I'm not allowed to give Thief king a "Murder for Dummies" book for his B-Day

10. I'm not allowed to Rock out to Hannah Montana. EVER

11. I'm not allowed to Fellow Anzu around and use duck noises.

12. I'm not allowed to Sign Bakura up for a therapist.

"Why the hell not, he needs one." Marik complained.

"Because I don't need one." Bakura yelled.

13. I'm not allowed to let Pegasus baby-sit Ryou.. EVER

14. I'm not allowed to make Bakura Jealous by kissing Alysha. (P.s- Bakura cannot be held respond able, if marik is killed.)

15. I'm not allowed to Sell Seto's clothes on EBay. (It gives him a excuse to shop again.)

16. I'm not allowed to Take a video of Bakura having a nervous breakdown Because of my annoyance, and put it on You Tube.

"You know this is all Ishizu's Ideas." Marik started.

17. I'm not allowed to watch hello kitty and sing the theme song for hours.

18. I'm not allowed to convince Serenity to date me and never show up. (it's just wrong.)

19. I'm not allowed to tell Dartz he looks like a walrus.
'' Why not , that would be fun '' marik whined.

20. I'm not allowed to Start Singing Hold On by the Jonas Brothers during an evil moment. (it's not ok.)

21. I'm not allowed to Get ishizu a blind date with a dead tuna fish.

22. I'm not allowed to Claim that my cell phone is better than Odeon's .

"That's stupid." Marik said.

"No it isn't you think your millennium rod is your cell phone." Odeon Yelled.

"Mine is better then yours." Marik Grasped out.

"No you broke a rule Marik." Odeon told him, Marik rolled her eyes.

23. I'm not allowed to Egg Joey's house.

24. I'm not allowed to Invite Bakura over the house.

"Odeon." Marik yelled yelled.

"It wasn't me."

"Ishizu." he yelled.

"It was me." Ishizu smirked.

25. I'm not allowed to give Yami a credit card with no money on it.

26. I'm not allowed to Stuff Bakura face with marshmallows.

'' Why not , he would even look more like a kitty ha – ha '' marik laughed.

27. I'm not allowed to Send Seto a I heart you letter and write under it that it's from joey.

28. I'm not allowed to play with hot wheels while making car noises.

29. I'm not allowed to call bakura kitty or give him any stupid fluffy names.

30. I'm not allowed to train a dog to pee on Rebecca.

31. I'm not allowed to make ryou look like a girl and put him a dress on.

'' He already does '' marik claimed.

32. I'm not allowed to ask Seto why he thinks it's so heard.

33. I'm not allowed to Shout "To infinity and beyond!" every time toast pops out of the toaster.

34. I'm not allowed to Follow Odeon around and spray everything he touches with disinfectant

35. I'm not allowed to sing rolling stones songs every morning.

36. I'm not allowed to throw Ryou a Dora the explorer birthday party.

37. I'm not allowed to skipp classes to go to yami's class and yell YAMI AND BAKURA ARE GAY!

38. I'm not allowed to smash pie in Anzu's face.

39. I'm not allowed to go to kaiba corps and Every time Seto walks by dramatically yell "I'm to young to die!"

40. I'm not allowed to Sniff the carpet before I let anyone walk on it.

41. I'm not allowed to Make a heart with your hands and look at Pegasus through it.

42; I'm not allowed to claim Im in love with Yugi.

43. I'm not allowed to Tell Serenity that he would do well in the food industry

44. I'm not allowed to put a sign of Seto back saying. "Kick me I'm a evil puppy killing jerk."

45. I'm not allowed to make Bakura a friendship bracelet and make him wear it.

46. I'm not allowed to Wonder out loud if… "Mokuba would look good in dress?

47. I'm not allowed to Send Thief king to time out every time he hurts, or scares somebody.

48. I'm not allowed to Yell at Yami for not fixing the mirror he broke with his face.

49. I'm not allowed to Run away everytime I see Anzu.

50. I'm not allowed to tangle myself in tread.

"Haha, sucks for you Marik." Bakura shouted.

Well that was it I hoped you all enjoyed it ^^

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