They even made a list for the lovely ryou, hmmmm why would they ?
Is ryou such a little criminal ?
We will find out ^^
Ryou Read the listed and follow the list." Yugi said.
"why I don't want to listen to these rules." Ryou whined.
"Ryou." he said.
"Fine." Ryou said rolling his eyes.
1. not allowed 2 walk around at Halloween labeling little kids wannabes.
2. not allowed 2 dye Bakura's hair a different color – and blame it on Marik.
3. not allowed 2 take any experimental pills of Bakura.
4. not allowed 2 run into the school and yelling, 'Help it's the end of the world Yugi lost his hairbrush.
5. not allowed 2 steal Bakura's car and give it a joyride – ever
6. not allowed 2 attempt to hack into the CIA's headquarters to steal top secret plans
7. not allowed 2 go to the Principal with Rebecca and have her tell him she caught Bakura and Alysha doing X-Rated things in the janitors closet...
8. not allowed 2 call Yami yugi saying that Anzu and Seto want them to have a threesome.
allowed 2 go around telling people that Odeon is actually Voldemort...
allowed 2 give Mokuba a card with a picture of the Loch Ness monster on it
allowed 2 turn up at Kaiba corps, running through the corridors screaming, Seto my Daddy? DADDY WHERE ARE YOU?
'' Like I would ever do that '' ryou said offended.
'' You already did moron , they all toughed that I had a kid ! '' Seto said angry.
12. not allowed 2 sit in the middle of the road meditating
allowed 2 start sobbing hysterically at lunch saying that I'm fat, ugly Monster
14. not allowed 2 tell Mokuba that late at night once he's fallen asleep Seto is up making lots of other little Mokuba's .
allowed 2 go running around after Bakura singing love songs, pretending he broke your heart.
allowed 2 graffiti anywhere saying 'Marik is too sexy for his shirt'
"I thought of this one." Ishizu said. Ryou rolled his eyes .
allowed 2 ring the police saying that you've seen a large amount of guns hidden in the back of Bakura's car.
allowed 2 tell people that Bakura and Alysha kidnapped you as a child and that you've been raised to be incapable of love
19. not allowed 2 report Odeon as a suspected terrorist
"Ha-ha can I do that." Yugi asked.
"Yugi do you need a list of things you're not allowed to do." Ryou asked.
"Yes." Ryou yelled.
"Everyone start thinking about things for Yugi." Bakura said grinning .
allowed 2 go around screaming that Joey was trying to seduce you
21. not allowed 2 replace any of Yami's CD's with any Britney Spears or Katy Perry songs
"Why Not I like those artist." Anzu said. Ryou laughed.
"Anzu but I don't like them." Yami said Frowned
"Pretty Please." she did the puppy eyes. Yami signed.
"We will get you those Cd's." Yugi said, what a pansy.
allowed 2 run into Kaiba corps screaming, 'daddy! What are you doing to them? WHY DADDY, WHY?' In fact, just generally do not visit Seto at work for any reason unless it is an emergency, or don't visit him at all he would just get a nervous breakdown from you.
allowed 2 try to take Joey for a walk with a leash
allowed 2 Walk around school in a bear costume telling everyone 'You Are What You Eat'
allowed 2 Convince myself I have a twin
allowed 2 kiss Anzu and see what happens.
allowed 2 Play with matches
allowed 2 Ask Marik to make Bakura feel insecure by manipulating and then tell Bakura that Alysha's having an affair with Odeon.
allowed 2 Walk into Alysha and Bakura's room when they're "doing it" and say: "Oh sorry. Wrong room!"
"You Better Not." Alysha said.
allowed 2 Steal Yugi's and Yami's clothes while they're in the shower after Gym
And tie them to the top of the flagpole
allowed 2 Put Any Family videos On You tube.
allowed 2 tell Ishizu that Marik use to sleep with whores.
allowed 2 To Rap, Whatever you like by T.I.
"why not." Ryou asked.
"Because last time you did, the police came 4 times to our house and I had to send 5 mortals to the shadow realm, because they wanted to kill you. '' Bakura replied.
allowed 2 Make fun of Alysha And Kura's Sex life Because I lost the bet.
allowed 2 hack Marik's Myspace and Photoshop him kissing Ishizu.
allowed 2 Run through the school yelling, "OH MY GOD, HE'S HITTING ON ME!" and pointing at Yami.
allowed 2 Scream "STOP STALKING ME!" and run around in circles after Bakura says, "Hey Ryou, can you help me with something?"
allowed 2 On Halloween when he is not allowed to still dress up as Odeon and say that he is very evil and ugly and creepy and old and gay.
39. not allowed 2 to buy a shock collar for Bakura.
"But Bakura I like that one." Marik complained.
"No he isn't allowed to Marik, Continue the list Ryou." Bakura said grinning evil.
allowed 2 tell little kids that Drinking Blood gets you a Big Body.
allowed 2 pretend to be Indiana Jones.
allowed 2 blow anything up. Ever.
allowed 2 CONSUMED Dynamite . EVER.
allowed 2 hum "Sexy Back" when someone else's girlfriend walks by.
allowed 2 tell people Seto is Bi polar.
"Hey that's not fair he is." Ryou yelled. Bakura laughed.
allowed 2 Tell people Bakura is Emo and Cuts himself.
"I Am Not." Seto Screamed.
"Whatever Go take you Anti depression." Ryou said laughing.
allowed 2 Tell people Mokuba is gay, And Being with Rebecca is just a cover story.
'' I'm not with Rebecca '' mokuba yelled.
'' So u are gay ?'' ryou yelled !
'' I'm not '' Mokuba screamed angry.
allowed 2 sing Clumsy When they talk about Yugi , and not yami yugi.
allowed 2 Say Ishizu Robbed a Bank.
allowed 2 Say that Ishizu Cheated at the lottery.
"Hey But she Does." Ryou said,
allowed 2 destroy this List that they family has made.
allowed 2 try and Fly after What Happened.
allowed 2 talk about what happened.
"Whatever." ryou said
allowed 2 use Raccoons as Mass destruction.
allowed 2 Speak with a stupid accent
'' But his accent is cute '' anzu whined.
'' Okay then scrap that one .. '' yami sighted.
56. Not allowed 2 speak with another accent ! EVER
allowed 2 call Joey "a violent little boy" when Joey tries to attack him when Ryou is looking at pictures of Serenity in a bikini.
"Um why do you have pictures of me in a Bikini." Serenity asked.
"To Piss Doggie of." I smiled.
58. Not allowed 2 call Joey Doggie.
allowed 2 perform surgery. Or transplants.
allowed 2 steal the President and ask him if nation treasure is real.
allowed 2 be around Pegasus without someone on the phone with him 24/7
allowed 2 try and Take over the World.
'' We should have put that on bakura's list '' Yami said.
'' And marik's '' yugi claimed.
Bakura and marik rolled their eyes but deep inside they smiled very evil.
allowed 2 Tell Pegasus that seto is Gay
allowed 2 put up posters Saying Keep Bears Kill penguins.
allowed 2 tell people that Bears taste better.
allowed 2 get a Fan fiction.
"Um To late Bakura." Ryou said.
"fine you can keep it just No Stories about us." Bakura said ryou rolled his eyes Yeah right.
67. not allowed 2 Steal all of Anzu's bras...
allowed 2 take Pegasus to the city and "accidentally' end up in a gay bar.
"Like I would ever do that !" ryou whined.
allowed 2 tell people Odeon has a bun in the oven.
"So if Odeon is Cooking and he has Buns in the oven, I'm not allowed to tell them." Ryou asked. Odeon rolled his eyes,
allowed 2 Tell the pharaoh that he is the most sucking pharaoh .. ever !
allowed 2 be on the computer for more the 12 hours.
allowed 2 sing Hot N Cold, and point to Bakura and Tristan.
allowed 2 Claim to have had wild and crazy sex on Bakura's bed.
allowed 2 Claim to have had wild and crazy sex in Bakura's car.
75 .not allowed 2 claim to have wild and crazy sex with Rebecca.
allowed 2 claim to have Wild and crazy sex with Bakura.
allowed 2 claim any of the 73-76 in the lunchroom.
allowed 2 Refer to Marik's Memoirs as "Marik's feminine problem"
allowed 2 Paint Seto's hair green.
80. not allowed 2 Ask Anzu if he she thinks he needs a breast reduction, so that Marik's chest will be smaller than hers.
allowed 2 Call Lady Gaga "elevator music" in front of Odeon.
allowed 2 Officially declare the third Saturday of every month "Seduce Mokuba Day"
allowed 2 Hold Serenity's favorite pair of shoes over her head so she has to jump for them.
84. not allowed 2 Call all Egyptian a bunch of chicks in front of Marik.
allowed 2 Wear Bakura's make up and clothes to school...
allowed 2 fake sob and tell the guidance counselor that I Feel like my family is pressuring me to be a British straight boy, and that I'm unsure of my sexuality and who I really am.
87 .not allowed 2 Hum the Jaws theme song whenever Seto walks by.
allowed 2 Tell the NSA that he overheard Bakura make a threat on the President's life.
allowed 2 Ask little girls in a creepy voice if they like puppies
allowed 2 Pretend to fall asleep in class, so he gets a cooler image.
allowed 2 mumble things about a naked mokuba in the presence of seto just to annoy him.
allowed 2 Replace all of Alysha's cleaning supplies with paint , so she will get a breakdown.
'' Why not that would be so funny ha ha '' ryou laughed.
'' Because I don't want a freaked out chick in my house that gets really crazy when not everything is clean '' Bakura replied.
'' Oh yeah I remember the last time '' ryou answered.
allowed 2 Start a love Vampire Anonymous group And invite all the goth/emo kids at school to join. Tell Yugi to come 2.
allowed 2 Speak only in third person for days.
allowed 2 Write things such as "Prada is 4 prudes" and "Dolce & Gabbana is crap" all over Alysha's school supplies
allowed 2 Tell Anzu's friends that Anzu and yami are both into really kinky exhibitionist stuff, it's why they're so Perfect for each other.
allowed 2 tell people Bakura talks to Yugi's hair, and it talks back.
allowed 2 set Wal-Mart on fire.
allowed 2 laugh when he hears noises from Serenity's and joey's Room.
allowed 2 Steal nuclear warheads to improve them. Correction: I'm not allowed to steal anything, including but not limited to government property, underwear, kitchen utensils and cheese wheels...
"I hate this list." ryou said
"Good." Everyone else said.
Well that were the 100 things ryou isn't allowed to do !
That really is much to remember.
And yes my Oc charater is still in it .. yes she is bakura's girlfriend ^^
he he he he !
Review pleasee 0=)