Okay so they made one for seto too , ha ha ha .. like he will even follow the list.

He screws the rules anyways because he has money.


I'm not allowed to report Noah as a suspected terrorist.

2. I'm not allowed to hire someone that kills Pegasus for being so gay.

3. I'm not allowed to make Mokuba think his gay.

4. I'm not allowed to tell Mokuba he has a Twin.

5. I'm not allowed to say '' Screw the rules I have money ''

6. I'm not allowed to tell my driver that if someone blocks the way, that he just has to ride on . Because Doesn't matter if the person dies.

7. I'm not allowed to feed yugi so much sugar that he gets really hyper.

8. I'm not allowed to dye yugi's hair pink.

9. I'm not allowed to call ryou a super British gay.

10. I'm not allowed to tell Odeon he looks like a alien.

11. I'm not allowed to kill bakura with yugi's spiky hair.

12. I'm not allowed to throw away money.

13. I'm not allowed to paint Yami's Nails.

14. I'm not allowed to make Marik Cry when I beat him in halo.

15. I'm not allowed to Tell anyone that Gozaburo Kaiba isn't my daddy he stole me from the Army, and I'm a marten child.

16. I'm not allowed to dye my hair.

17. I'm not allowed to go to Wal-Mart with Bakura EVER.

18. I'm not allowed to Say Alister might be my twin, but he the heartless one.

19. I'm not allowed to go shopping with Alysha.

20. I'm not allowed to stop playing duel monsters.

21. I'm not allowed to yell 'Yugi tried to kiss me.'

22. I'm not allowed to claim that the millennium rod is mine , because I had it in the ancient past.

23. I'm not allowed to Go to Miami.

24. I'm not allowed to talk About what happened, when i tried to kill yugi and his friends.

25. I'm not allowed to Fall for Anuz's Pretty please act, Leave it for Yami.

26. I'm not allowed to drive the limo.

27. I'm not allowed to have a North vs. South Debate with Bakura.

28. I'm not allowed to have Sex in the limo.

29. I'm not allowed to have sex at school

30. I'm not allowed to have sex on the couch.

31. I'm not allowed to have sex anywhere besides my bedroom.

32. I'm not allowed to burn Marik's brush.

33. I'm not allowed to break Mokuba's mirror and say 'what your just to ugly'

34. I'm not allowed to steal marik's millennium rod, Rob a bank , brainwash the people so they think marik did it.

35. I'm not allowed to Help Bakura with his Pranks.

36. I'm not allowed to Be Idiot like Joey.

37. I'm not allowed to make Joey were a dog costume.

38. I'm not allowed to Rap.....At all

39. I'm not allowed to Sing "If you were gay" loud when I walk around kaiba corp.

40. I'm not allowed to burn Joey alive.

41. I'm not allowed to lie to Yami and Joey about what me and Mokuba did to Yugi, at Mokuba's Bachelors Party

42. I'm not allowed to Help Tristan Tell Serenity About how Birds and Bee.

43. I'm not allowed to Help Bakura Tell Ryou how to curse

44. I'm not allowed to Tell Rebecca what a lap dance is.

45. I'm not allowed to Tell Ryou Things a 9 year old shouldn't know.

'' I'm not 9 years old '' ryou screamed angry !

'' Then how old are you 7 ? 8 ?'' seto asked him.

Ryou rolled his eyes and looked angry at marik.

46. I'm not allowed to Hurt Guys that look at mokuba and think they want to make out with him.

47 I'm not allowed to play football with Joey inside,

48. I'm not allowed to play kickball with Bakura EVER.

49. I'm not allowed to sing in Spanish.

49 I'm not allowed to act like Joey is a dog.

50. I'm Not allowed to call mai a whore.

51. I'm not allowed to call mokuba gay.

52. I'm not allowed to dye Mokuba's hair pink.

53. I'm not allowed to leave mokuba alone with Pegasus.

54. I'm not allowed to destroy Noah .

55. I'm not allowed to act like a jerk.

'' That's not fair '' Seto whined.

56. I'm not allowed to act like I have no heart, only a black hole.

'' But that's true serenity '' ryou claimed.

Serenity rolled her eyes and glazed at silly ryou.

57. I'm not allowed to throw away this list.

58. I'm not allowed to kill everyone that knows about the list.

59. I'm not allowed to suicide.

60. I'm not allowed to destroy the world with zorc and pals.


Well that's a list for seto, hmm this one wasn't so funny eh ?

If you guys have any idea's then just tell me and review , if you review you get a evil bakura cookie of doom ^^ !