50 things to piss off marik !

Well I think that there are even more but because I have a writer block I can't think of more and I cant think a list like 'things that … is not allowed to do ..

I'm sorry but I hope you will enjoy !

Ask him why he 'doesn't have such cool hair as yugi?'
2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during the Evil council of doom meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him 'The-boy-who-looks-like-he-has-a-dead-animal-on-his-head.'

14. Ask why his yami couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, look it. Marik tries to be evil.

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'

22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'

23. Keep a 'good-behavior chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

24. Make his hair look like yugi's when he sleeps.

25. Say I love yugi the whole time during his evil council of dooms.

26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'

29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Yugi moto. Re-enact all of Yugi's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, o dark one' whenever he starts to talk of what has caused to become who he is.

33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'

34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

35. Say that kicking yugi off a boat is not evil at all , and that he is very dumb.

36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways'

37. Get the song 'Emo song'stuck in his head.

38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his evil council's of doom , show him a sextape of yami and his sister.

39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.

40. Buy him a stress ball.

41. Hint that he is only a character in a anime and will never triumph.

42. Call him Tommy-boy.

43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Marik-poo.

44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

45. Say he 'looked better under a stone'

46. Eat Odeon. Offer him some.

his rare hunters look very gay in purple.

48. Tell him he should go back under the stone he came from !

49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

50. Give all his rare hunters pink coats with much glitter and the text '' We are little cute fairies from Egypt that only listen to the master of princesses Marik '

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