10 Things I Hate About Emmett
He's really stupid... on purpose
He's annoying
I know what he's hiding behind all that laughter and I can't tell anyone
He could kill me by sitting on me... really hard
He is WAY too open about his relationship with Rosalie
He doesn't know the meaning of "over-share"
He is almost constantly horney – in fact he has two emotions 1) Horney 2) Not as Horney
He's a meat head – probably because he's alway thinks with his dick
He has some of the dumbest ideas
He yanks off EVERY time Rosalie leaves the house for more than 5 hours