Half-Blood Ninja

By 8675309

Like I've said before; you will notice (If you have read the story before.) that this fan fiction has similar parts as The Titan's Curse by Rick Riordan, but in crossovers like this you just have no choice.

Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever, own the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series or Naruto.

Chapter 3

Naruto's POV

The Hunters piled into the van. They all crammed unto the back so they'd be as far away as possible from Apollo and the rest of us highly infectious males. They don't really hate me, considering I am Artemis' son.

Actually, funny story, the way my mother and father fell in love and… well… you know… made me is actually really weird.

My mother got an assignment from Zeus to investigate the Elemental Countries. So she went under the disguise as Kushina Uzumaki. Zeus, not wanting anyone to be suspicious of gods and goddesses, took away my mother's powers momentarily and gave her chakra.

So she took refuge in the Whirlpool country for a while until it was attacked, due to the Third Great Ninja War. She, and some other Whirlpool refugees, went to Konoha for a place to stay since they had an alliance.

Artemis met my dad, Minato, and he fell in love. She kindly turned down his attempts, but he kept coming back. After a while she fell in love with the guy.

Finally, she got pregnant with me. When Zeus heard that Artemis had a child, to say the least, he was furious. When I was born, he just couldn't take it anymore.

He sent the Kyuubi to Konoha to kill me and my father. When Artemis heard that Zeus sent Kyuubi to kill my dad and me, she got very mad. She couldn't do anything though. Her powers were still gone. She knew she couldn't take on the Kyuubi in her current state. So she was powerless to save me or my father. My dad took me and sealed the Kyuubi into me.

When my father sealed Kyuubi into me, Artemis faked my death so Zeus would leave me alone. Zeus believed it and gave back Artemis her powers.

My mom new she couldn't take me with her knowing that Zeus would figure out he was tricked so she left me. She faked her death as Kushina Uzumaki and left the Elemental Countries. She was hoping she would never have to see me again. Now, that might sound terrible to you but… a goddess who swore to stay a maiden forever and had a child is sort of embarrassing.

I bet you're wondering how in the world I came to the United States in the first place.

Well it happened on the mission to get Sasuke back to Konoha when he betrayed us. When Sasuke and I had a collision course with his Chidori, when he had his Curse Seal on level 2, and my Rasengan, which had the Kyuubi's chakra in it, I guess it caused some kind of dimension tear or something and POOF! I'm in the United States.

I woke up in the United Stated and I met Thalia. Then we went on a crazy adventure and meet Grover, Annabeth, and Luke.

We met with my mother and our Hunters along the way. Artemis told me who I was and who my parents were. At first I was mad, but I ended up forgiving her. The Hunters also, at first, hated me. I changed their minds after a while of talking to them. Now, they have a very mild dislike for me. But, it is a lot better than how they think of other boys.

Then… I died again.

You see… as we were a little ways away from the camp we were attacked heavily.

My mother had told me that Zeus had figured out that I was alive. And he was, I guess you could say, pissed.

When we were almost at camp, he sent one of his sons after me.

The son he sent after me was Hercules, a minor god.

Now, being the outrageously handsome and kind Half-Blood that I am, I stayed behind to take Hercules down.

But, Grover, Thalia, Luke, and Annabeth wanted to be stubborn. They wanted to help me.

After a heartfelt good bye, they finally left. When I say heartfelt good bye, I meant lots of tears and Thalia telling me I better come back or she would kick me where I wouldn't like it.

So they left, me and Hercules had an epic battle; and I was the victor.

But not without a price; I died.

So I went to the Underworld and Hades felt sorry for me (Shocker isn't it!) and went me to Elysium.

While there, I saw some old faces. I saw Haku, Zabuza (Another shocker huh?), and Jiraiya.

Apparently, since I was 'dead' the first time, three years had past in the Elemental Countries.

Haku, Zabuza, and Jiraiya all trained me for a reason I didn't know at that time. After a while, Hades told me I had a chance of resurrection.

He told me that if I took the chance of resurrection, I wouldn't be able to do it again. I agreed readily and now here I am.

I never did tell you what happened after Thalia hugged me huh? Well all I will tell you is that Thalia kept her promise and she kicked me in the—

Now enough of the flash backs and what not.

Bianca sat with the Hunters, leaving her little brother to hand in the front with us, which seemed cold to me, but Nico didn't seem to mind. Apparently Percy seems to agree with me on this one too.

"This is so cool!" Nico said, jumping up and down in the driver's seat. "Is this really the sun? I thought Helios and Selene were the sun and moon gods. How come sometimes it's them and sometimes it's you and Artemis?"

"Downsizing," Apollo said.

"The Romans started it. They couldn't afford all those temple sacrifices, so they laid off Helios and Selene and folded their duties into my mother and uncle's job descriptions. My mother got the moon. Apollo got the sun." I said.

"It was pretty annoying at first, but at least I got this cool car." Apollo said.

"But how does it work?" Nico asked. "I thought the sun was a big fiery ball of gas!"

Apollo chuckled and ruffles Nico's hair. "That rumor probably got started because Artemis used to call me a big fiery ball of gas. Seriously, kid, it depends on whether you're talking about astronomy or philosophy. You want to talk astronomy? Bah, what fun is that? You want to talk about humans think about the sun? Ah, now that's more interesting. They've got a lot riding on the sun… er, so to speak. It keeps them warm, grows their crops, powers engines, and makes everything look, well, sunnier. This chariot is built out of human dreams about the sun, kid. It's as old as Western Civilization. Every day, it drives across the sky from east to west, lighting up all those puny little mortal lives. The chariot is a manifestation of the sun's power, the way mortals perceive it. Make sense?"

Nico shook his head. "No."

"Well then, just think of it as a really powerful, really dangerous solar car."

"Can I drive?"

"No. Too young."

"Oo! Oo!" Grover raised his hand.

"Mm, no," Apollo said. "Too furry." He looked past Percy and focused on Thalia. Oh gods.

"Daughter of Zeus!" He said. "Lord of the sky. Perfect."

"Oh, no." Thalia shook her head. "No thanks."

"C'mon," Apollo said. "How old are you?"

Thalia hesitated. "I don't know."

It was sad, and funny, but true. She'd been turned into a tree when she was twelve, the same time I died and I was thirteen, but that had been seven years ago. So she should be nineteen, if you went by years. But she should be nineteen, if you went by years and I should be twenty or twenty one.

But she still felt like she was twelve, and if you looked at her, she seemed somewhere in between.

Apollo tapped his finger to his lips. "You're fifteen, almost sixteen.

"How do you know that?"

"Hey, I'm the god of prophecy. I know stuff. You'll turn sixteen in about a week."

"That's my birthday! December twenty-second."

"Hey, what about me, Uncle Apollo, how old am I?"

Apollo tapped his finger to his lips again. "You turned seventeen about two months or so ago."

"Really? Wow, I guess I still have to go to school…" And with that happy thought, I sulked.

Thalia, though, was very happy about my age. "That means your older than me! You can drive instead!"

I smirked to myself. This was payback for kicking me in my—

"Now why would I not let the daughter of the almighty Zeus ride the sun chariot? I mean, Zeus does hate me, so you might as well drive!" I said, almost giddily.

She gave me the most hate filled glare she could muster, and it promised pain.

Thalia tried to protest, but Apollo was absolutely not going to take "No" for an answer.

"Take it away!" Apollo told Thalia, after getting a sign that said WARNING:STUDENT DRIVER. "You're gonna be a natural."

"Yeah, good luck with that!" I said getting ready to go to sleep.

"What are you doing?" Percy asked.

I smirked at him. "I'm gonna go to sleep and I suggest you do the same."

"Why?"

"Well… you definitely do not want to be awake for this ride." I said, and I went to sleep.

Still Naruto's POV

Yawn! That was a great nap! I looked out my window to see we were in a lake.

Smooth, Thalia, smooth.

"Well," said Apollo with a brave smile. "You were tight, my dear. You had everything under control! Let's go see if we boiled anyone important, shall we?"

"I knew she would do something like this!" I exclaimed.

"You knew she would crash?! And you still let her drive!?" Percy shouted.

"Calm down, Percy. If I drove, that would mean I wouldn't get my pay back." I replied calmly.

Percy must have remembered what Thalia did to me because he shuddered as he took in what I said. "I guess you're right." He finally said.

I nodded. We all got out of the bus to see how bad Thalia messed up.

Hahahaha! Well, Thalia, isn't pay back a—

Seemed like we're leaving now.

Percy's POV

I took in the sight of seeing Camp Half-Blood in the winter. It looked so different to me.

I heard Thalia talking to Naruto. Or, well, screaming at him for having her drive a car.

I sort of felt sorry for him

Oh well, I'll get over it.

"Whoa," Nico said as he climbed off the bus. "Is that a climbing wall?"

"Yeah," I said.

"Why is there lava pouring down it?"

"Little extra challenge. Come one. I'll introduce you to Chiron. Zoe, have you met—"

"I know Chiron," Zoe said stiffly. "Tell him we will be in Cabin Eight. Hunters, follow me."

Grover was about to say something, but Naruto stopped him and whispered something into his ear. Grover seemed a bit sad at first but then smiled and nodded and left after the Hunters.

As Bianca di Angelo was leaving, she leaned over and whispered something in her brother's ear. She looked at him for an answer, but Nico just scowled and turned away.

Apollo said his goodbyes to us; which consisted with flirting with the Hunters and giving me a warning.

Nico was still looking grumpy. I wondered what his sister had told him.

"Who's Chiron?" he asked. "I don't have his figurine."

"Our activities director," I said. "He's… well, you'll see."

"If those Hunter girls don't like him," Nico grumbled, "that's good enough for me. Let's go."

"Ouch, harsh." Naruto piped in.

"Quiet, Naruto!" Thalia and Annabeth both said, and elbowed him in the gut.

We got to the Big House and saw Mr. D and Chiron playing a quiet game of cards in the parlor.

Chiron smiled when he saw us. "Percy! Thalia! Annabeth! Ah, and this must be—"

"Nico di Angelo," I said. "He and his sister are half-bloods."

Chiron breathed a sigh of relief. "You succeeded, then… Who is this?"

Chiron looked to Naruto, puzzled on who he was.

"Ah, I'm sorry Chiron and Lord Dionysus, I shall introduce myself."

There was a loud poof of smoke came from where Naruto was.

When it cleared, Naruto was on top of a toad the size of a horse and he was doing some ridiculous dance.

When he stopped, he said, "I am the destructor of evil. I am the slayer of all monsters. Women and girls alike stare at me with lust. Men look at me in envy. Even children and babies stare at me in awe. For I am Naruto Uzumaki, wielder of Kubikiri Houcho the Decapitating Carving Knife, and son of Artemis and Minato Namikaze!!!"

Silence. Nobody said a word.

Naruto bowed to Chiron and Mr. D after his little introduction was done.

"Well, that sure was entertaining." Mr. D said, and he was… smiling…

"I shoot to please, Lord Dionysus." Naruto said with a charming smile.

"Too bad, nobody else was lost." Mr. D said.

"What do you mean?" Thalia asked. "Who else was lost?"

Just then, Grover trotted into the room, grinning like crazy; he had a black eye and red lined on his face that looked like a slap mark. "The Hunters are all moved in!"

Chiron frowned. "The Hunters, eh? I see we have much to talk about." He glanced at Nico. He was about to say something else but noticed Grover and Naruto were talking in hushed voices.

"So, Grover, did you do what I said?" Naruto whispered.

"Yes." Grover said, grinning wider. "How do you think I got these?" he said pointing at his face.

"Was it worth it?" Naruto asked.

Grover only nodded, he had a thin line of blood coming out of his nose. He must have been thinking perverted thoughts. Naruto and Grover started giggling perversely.

"Oh, Grover, it is so good that you have decided to follow in my foot steps! I will teach you all I know!" Naruto said, with a perverse grin on his face.

Thalia and Annabeth must have noticed what they were talking about because they looked MAD!

Chiron, sensing their impending doom, chose to save one of them

"Grover, perhaps you should take our young friend to the den and show him our orientation film."

"Okay!" Grover all but shouted. Grover grabbed Nico and pulled him into the den to watch to movie.

Naruto, noticing how mad Thalia and Annabeth were, shouted out to Grover, "No, Grover, take me with you! Don't leave me here!"

"Now, Naruto, what did you have Grover do?" Thalia asked in a deadly sweet tone.

"If you tell the truth, we promise to make it hurt for a shorter amount of time" Annabeth said in a sweet tone.

Naruto looked to me for help. I turned away and watched Chiron and Mr. D play their card game. Apparently neither of them wanted to face the two girls' wrath either.

Annabeth and Thalia pulled a crying Naruto out of the room. We could hear the screams and shouts of pain. Mr. D, Chiron, and I all winced when we heard the screams and shouts.

Sorry, Naruto.

You know what they say, karma is a—

The screams stopped. Thalia and Annabeth came back in the room with satisfied grins.

I was going to ask what happened to Naruto. But I decided against it.

"Now," Chiron said to Thalia, Annabeth, and me, "Perhaps you three should sit down and tell us the whole story."

End of Chapter 3

I hope you enjoyed chapter 3.

I hope now you all know a bit about what happened in Naruto's past; how Artemis and his dad met, the 'secret' behind the Kyuubi attack, and all that kind of stuff.

If you all did not like it; leave a review and tell me how I should change it. If enough people do not like how I explained the past, I will re-edit it so that it will make more sense.

Sorry if I take a few days to updater. Since I didn't have Annabeth taken away by the manticore, I have a vague idea how I want the story to go.

If you guys have a suggestion on how I should substitute some of the more important things of the story; how Artemis is going to take Atlas' curse, which of the characters are going on the quest, and how Naruto fits into this.

The mission isn't going to start until a few more chapters, so feel free to suggest anything. If there are any mistakes I have in this story; please, please tell me what I did wrong so that I can fix it.

Thank you for taking the time to read my story.

Remember; Insults = Bad, Constructive Criticism = Good.