10 Thinks I Hate About Edward
His damn ability to always know when I'm thinking about Alice – and he always gets that shit eating grin on his face
His damn ability to know when I'm beating myself up – and he doesn't fucking understand why sometimes I just have to
The way all the girls in every room he walks into seem to radiate lust in 0.00000001 seconds
Because he is "listening" to this right now – and there is the shit eating grin again
Because he makes the most hideous noises when he yanks it off – take that Edward!
Because it is so easy to make him try to block your thoughts - so why the hell doesn't he do that to begin with?
Because he IS good at everything – what the fuck is up with that?
Because I don't get why his emotions go to panic mode anytime someone says he needs a girl!
Because he really does hate himself so much
Because he freaks out about EVERYTHING!