Chapter Ten: Crazy, Crazy Asians

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"I-Ivan," Yao breathed heavily.

"Wait, my sunflower," Ivan whispered back.

Ivan licked Yao's neck and continued down his spine. Ivan smirked and Yao knew it. They both knew what irritated each other to what the other's "special" spot was. Ivan fingered his way over Yao's body. He absolutely loved how Yao was so submissive to his games.

"I h-have a meeting to go to," China stammered.

"请，长期一点," Ivan licked Yao's ear.

That made China blush. Ivan smiled in approval. Russia and France had taken language learning classes to seduce any county with their own native language. Stalker-ish, yes! Effective, of course! China groaned, feeling Ivan pushing a vibrator into him. It was cool from not being near any heat source. China screamed out as Ivan pushed it further into him. The vibrations of the stick tingled inside of Yao. He came quickly as another portion of the vibrator moved into him.

"You're so thick today," Ivan marveled, licking cum off of his fingers.

"Sh-shut up," Yao growled at the Russian. "You're the- ah!- one whose- nnnn- making me like t-this!"

"Then will you let me take responsibility?"

Ivan swiftly yanked out the vibrator. The sudden emptiness within him made Yao tremble. Russia kissed the Asian lightly on the lips. It was almost like a fairy brushed his lips, but Yao knew better then that. Russia was only nice when something evil was up next.

Ivan pushed his dick into Yao's already abused hole. China arched his back and a loud moan escaped his lips. Russia sadistically smiled at the Chinese man's pain and pleasure. Yao's arms wrapped themselves around Ivan's neck.

"God this feels so good," Yao breathed.

Russia grinned, "I thought you were against Christianity."

"There's-nnn," Ivan shifted inside him, "Other religions!"

Russia smiled and kissed China's chest. He licked the thin man's torso and held his hips with one hand. The other hand had a finger still stroking the erected member. They shifted, moving to every part they could go inside of Yao.

Russia stopped for a moment to catch his breath. If only they could stay like this for ever. Russia listened to his lover's breath and felt relaxed. There was something about Yao that made him so...

"Oh, it is a hot tranny mess up in here!"

The couple looked up from their doings and saw China's right-hand-man.

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Meanwhile…

"Holy shit," Korea said. "I know that Russia wants to own an empire, but if this is 'becoming one with Russia,' I don't even wanna know what his conquests are like."

"I can't believe they're doing it in the back room!" Taiwan exclaimed, "I mean, I knew that the walls are thin, but I didn't think they were that thin."

The flinched at the sound of their older brother scream. They sat in the room helplessly, waiting for their three other brothers to finally show to the meeting. Japan was well… in Japan (Convincing Germany and Italy to have sex with each other in the most casual conversations… well at least for Italy. He was being straight-forward with Germany). Hong Kong called and said he'd be there soon. And China… well we all know that one. The screen door slide open.

"Sorry I'm late!" Hong Kong apologized, "I had to tie England to chair."

"What?" The two siblings exclaimed.

"Long story short," Hong Kong said, "Hungary and I need to let Colorado do all the get-togethers."

"Well duh!" Korea sighed, "She has learned from Japan."

"Japan's a match-maker?" The other two asked.

"Yeah," Korea grinned, "Right now he's getting Germany and northern Italy to have sex."

"Since when?" Taiwan asked, curiously.

Korea checked his watch, "Since… three hours ago. I think he got them to crack after the first thirty minuets."

"I think the first fifteen," Hong Kong said.

Taiwan sighed, "How come you're so talkative when a coupling is involved?"

Hong Kong shrugged, "I'm going to see if brother's almost done." He pointed to the back room, "It is so easy to know when they have sex."

"WHAT?!?"

Hong Kong stepped on the platform which leads to the back room. He side the rice-screen door aside and stepped in. He closed the door behind him. The room was dark, but the little natural light that made it past the red curtains before the window, tinged the whole room a pinkish color. Hong Kong looked at his boss and the man on top of him.

"Oh, it is a hot tranny mess up in here!" Hong Kong said, almost mimicking a yaoi fan-girl. "Damn, Ivan, you do know how to screw people."

"Da, thank you," Ivan smiled sadistically.

The couple removed themselves apart. Yao pretty much collapsed on the futon. Ivan pull a blanket over his lover and played with one of the long strands of black hair with his fingers. Hong Kong was surprised at how wet they were from both sweat and body fluids (cum). He felt a bit erected himself, but not enough to go and jerk off (aww....).

"And I knew China were the uke!" Hong Kong muttered, "It only makes since because the geographical placement you two are in! (Seriously, look a map)"

A discarded vibrator lay on the floor next to Hong Kong's feet. He picked it up, got out a camera, took come pictures (Of the couples too), and then bowed. "Hungary-san will like these. I will start the meeting in another room."

The young city walked out of the room. Yao was stunned at the pervy-ness that his city, his capital city, displayed. Ivan chuckled and looked back at his lover. Yao shivered at the look on the Russian's face. It totally said, "Ready for another round?"

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Author: Okay, I used the word "Asian" a lot today (well it feels like it). And I fell racist doing so, but I guess it's okay because I'm Japanese... In America (Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series reference)!

Oh, but the chapter isn't over! Say hello to... Silvia!

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Silvia finished painting her right hand with her purple nail polish and moved to the next hand. The color of the polish made Gilbert want to puke. It reminded him of the poisonous nail-polish that the warrant wore in that American book, Holes. The chick used the venom of the lizards these to bring out the color in her polish. It was damn creepy too if you got slashed with her nails when they were freshly painted. It gave Mr. Sir a bad scar on the face.

Gilbert, in his albino-greatness, stood there, looking at her. She noticed his gaze and finished up her nails. Silvia blew on her paint job and smiled at how pretty they came out.

"Oh!" She said as if she just remembered something, "And don't give me any of the 'I love him,' shit. We all know that is too cliche for you and that if you pulled that, your awesomeness would decrease ten percent."

"But what if that's the truth?"

Silvia looked at the ex-country. His red eyes weren't those of a conqueror, but those of a lover's. She shuddered. All her life, as she watched over the countries, she had known Gilbert to be an arrogant, perverted, conquest-mad-man with the features of an albino bunny (Excluding the ears and tail of course). But every time, without fail, when ever Roderich was mentioned to him, his eyes would soften and his gaze would break.

"What about Germany," Silvia reminded him, "He is your younger brother."

"He has betrayed me during WWII," Prussia said, "I know he wanted to become stronger, but I don't understand why he would destroy my awesome nation."

"Roderich betrayed you too..."

"Thanks for the reminder," Gilbert snorted, "But he... he never kicked me out."

"And Hungary?"

Gilbert shrugged, "I can deal with her and everyone else. I just gotta get better at dodging her frying-pan swings and we'll be good."

Prussia looked at his hands for a moment. It wasn't like Hungary and him were always mortal enemies. They got along when they were kids. Elizaveta and Gilbert were as thick as thieves at one point. They had snuck under the windows of Austria's house and listen to him play the piano. Spain and France were always good friends with him (Except for a few wars). They were the Bad Touch Trio.

"Damn, I spilt so much blood," Gilbert muttered then smiled. "Silvia."

"What?" The girl was intrigued by his persistence if not his abnormalities.

"I got my answer. It may be cheesy, but it's the best I got."

Silvia twirled a braid with her fingers. "Okay, Gilbert, let's see if you pass."

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Author: And now it is done! Sorry it took so long. I really, really didn't want to write any sex over the past few days. And guess what? I'm writing on my laptop I got for this western holiday, Christmas! Thanks to my parents, I can watch (yaoi) anime from my room!

HAPPY LATE CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIENDS!