Enjoy this Holiday Special from me to you.
Special Holiday Warning: Potentially (Misleading) Phallic Dialogue.

Foursome
Genesis POV

"W-wait. What?"

"You do know what you're asking of us, Angeal."

"Yes, I am."

"While knowing how much I despise him?"

"That's part of the appeal."

"And how much I thoroughly hate the thought of Genesis sleeping with anyone else other than myself?"

"That's also part of the appeal."

"Is Zack just crazy, stupid, or num to possible dangers around him?"

"It might be a combination of all of the above."

In union, my devilishly handsome partner, Sephiroth, and I looked at each other with disbelief as to what was being proposed to us. Angeal, my grand friend, was asking if the dog, Zack, and himself could participate in group fornication with us. Now… if it were just Angeal, I would jump, hop, scream, and flail at the opportunity for my day dream to come true.

Given, the daydream I had those months ago of us playing cards, drinking, and eating doughnuts was a lot more innocent than a threesome… but it would be as close as I could get to the real thing. However, the fact that Zack had proposed it left a sour, brittle, grimy, and overall (excuse my French) shitty taste in my mouth. And judging by the look of my beloved partner, Sephiroth was as eager for this as he would be running ten miles naked in the freezing cold Midgar weather outside.

"Not a chance, Angeal. I won't allow it."

"Come now, Sephiroth. Don't be brash. In fact, you might even like it. Watching your significant other with someone else strengthens emotional bounds."

"I can only image where you retained that information, my dear friend."

"It comes from first-hand experience."

"Angeal! How vulgar!"

"Heh, look who's talking, Genesis, love."

"I-I just don't expect him to say such things."

"I'm not as innocent as you like me to be."

"Yes, especially with that runt dog of yours being your lover."

"Easy Genesis."

"You two should come to like what I'm offering. Genesis, you might enjoy dominating my little puppy. Your ego would definitely be stroked. And you Sephiroth; your possessive nature would definitely be stroked from this experience."

"Amongst other things…"

"Sephiroth, you're not actually considering this offer! I'm not even letting it get a second thought. I'm NOT playing with you and that mongrel!"

"Well, wait a minute, Genesis… let's… think about it for a moment."

"NO. I'm not, Sephiroth."

"Please, Gen? I mean… I already promised Zack that this would be his one and only Christmas gift from me this year."

"Well, it's not my fault that Zack's not only a dog, but a spoiled one."

"Very spoiled, indeed."

"Hey, that's what you do for your one and only. When you're in love, you want to make that person feel as special as they can possibly feel."

"Eeeeeh… you sure, Angeal? Because I've never once spoiled Genesis."

"That's a lie, General. I specifically remember Genesis telling me all about your frequent trips to Midgar Doughnutary in order to pacify him when he was going through his PMS episode only a few months ago."

"…that's a time in my life I'd like to forget."

"… and a point in my demeanor that I'd like to forgo."

"Too bad. The image of a gentler, more human Sephiroth is forever in my mind's eye."

"…great…"

I laugh at this conversation, slightly distracted by main point.

"So?"

"So what, Angeal?"

"Foursome?"

"I said NO!"

"And I'm saying give us a day or two, Angeal… let me… persuade him."

"The only thing you'll see being persuaded is my stylish leather boots plowing into your face, Sephiroth!"

"Gen, that didn't even make sense. You're just being flustered now."

"I have every damn right to be. I'm not sharing sexual space with a mongrel that's probably been with more men than a rat has fleas!"

"…watch it Genesis."

"I'm sorry, but don't you get my point?"

"I understand, my friend, but being a sexual deviant doesn't make you a bad person. It's how you go about it that does. You went from person to person without regards to their feelings. Zack goes from person to person that he knows has the same sexual appetite, not completely random strangers to which he knows nothing about."

I'm speechless.

"Genesis, you don't have to make a decision right away, love."

"He's right. I'll come back tomorrow and see how you're feeling about it. When you've had time to think."

"I've alright thoug—"

"Thank you, Angeal."

"No problem. See ya tomorrow and Happy Holidays."

"…"

"Don't give me that look."

"You deserve it! I can't believe that we're actually going to think about having any form of sexual conduct with Zack Fair. I refuse to even blow a kiss in that humping dog's direction."

"And I'd rather you not blow kisses to anyone besides myself, but… it's for Angeal."

"And since when have you cared about what Angeal's wanted? I think the more delinquent side of your mind is affecting your better judgment."

"Whatever that means, Genesis. I think your pride and unnecessary spite for Zack Fair is what's affecting your ability to be a bit more… wild with your sexuality."

"Excuse me if I've developed a tiny attachment to my definition of sex, which is to exchange bodily fluid with the one you care for most."

"Last I checked, the Gaia dictionary has the definition of sex as bodily intercourse between two humans/animals/etc, most specifically used in describing the human action. It says nothing about love."

"… mister fucking genius."

"Now now, there's no need to use bad language. It doesn't suit you. Sex has nothing to do with love and all to do with feeling… amazing. Your definition of sex fits more to the definition of 'making love', which I wholeheartedly agree with."

"I doubt Zack Fair could satisfy me the way you can, love."

"Heh, I'm glad that I don't disappoint your high expectations."

"Very high expectations."

"Mmmm... how high, my love?"

"Let's see… as high as you can get in bed, Sephiroth."

"That's pretty high… or are we simply talking about length… or also width?"

"Use your imagination, dear."

"Mmm, you've got pretty large expectations then."

"You have no idea, Sephy."

"Hehe, now I've got you talking like someone who'll go for a foursome."

"E-eh…!? WHAT?! NO NO NO!! And no again!"

"…almost had him…"

"Sephiroth!"

"What? I have my tactics of persuasion."

"And I just told you not too long ago that there won't BE any persuasion going on. I'm not sleeping with Zack Fair."

"So you'd have a threesome?"

"I-i! …w-wait, w-what?"

"If Zack wasn't in the picture, would you lay with Angeal?"

"That's not fair."

"Why not? Do you think that I take you sleeping with your close best friend lightly? Or perhaps you've always fantasized about it and Zack ruins your pictures."

"No…"

"Then what's the problem? What's the real reason you won't have the foursome?"

It takes me exactly four hours to explain my innocent fantasy. My surprisingly innocent fantasy of the three of us sitting together, drinking beverages, playing poker, and simply having fun. Zack was not in this picture by default because of the sore spot I still felt inside of how much Zack reminded me of my past self, no matter how much Angeal tried to sugar coat it. I sat there next to Sephiroth, the sun slowly disappearing behind us from the bay window.

And Sephiroth sat there, his intense eyes focused on me and me alone. I felt special yet intimidated at the same time, but knew that he was listening to my every word, as ungracefully scrambled as they became at times. By the time night washed over Midgar's glittering city, I was, to say the least, burnt out, and Sephiroth, still ready to take in more information if necessary.

"And… that's it."

"So in otherwords, you're annoyed by Zack."

"I… suppose that's the more simple way to put things."

"Heh, typical of you to overcomplicate small matters."

"…they're large to me…"

"Sorry. Please, don't make that face, I apologize."

I sigh. "No, that's alright. But you get my point, right?"

"Yes, I do. You don't want to have sex with someone who annoys you while between you, myself, and Angeal, you're comfortable. To think that the sexual deviant Genesis Rhapsodos—"

"Don't say that…"

"Genesis…"

"I have NEVER had group sex, ever. So don't say things you know nothing about Sephiroth. Knowing I'm trying to put such things behind me and you continue to bring them up. It's… it's disrespectful!"

"…I apologize."

"…"

"We don't have to do this if you're completely uncomfortable with it."

His arms wrapped around my body as I continued to say nothing.

"We aren't obligated to please Zack because Angeal made a promise."

"…but…"

"But?"

"He's my friend and he asked for a favor."

"Friends don't ask friends to do things they're not comfortable with. If you explain to him what you have explained to me tomorrow, then you no longer have any obligations."

"It's simple, yes, but…"

"But?"

"…"

"Just say it, Genesis."

"Zack's happiness is Angeal's happiness. And if—"

"—you don't do this, Angeal won't be happy."

"…"

"Genesis, stop second guessing yourself."

"But Seph—"

"No. Zack's little fantasy is not Angeal's highest priority if it caused you discomfort. Besides, don't the two of you have some stupid little phrase together… eh, what was it again?"

I smile. Sephiroth remembered: 'Bros before hoes'.

"Well, whatever that phrase was, it means that no matter what, he will never compromise you for the sake of his loved one, and I believe you'd do the same if it was between you, me, and him."

"Yes, I would."

"So? You'll talk to him when he comes back tomorrow?"

"Yes, definitely. Thank you, Sephiroth; I misjudged you."

"Mmm? In what?"

"For once, I see that I'm priority before you coc—"

"—Wow, is it 'foul-mouth Genesis' day?"

I chuckle. My beloved is fun to irritate, but so patient with me. I thank the Fates for him. Heh, look at me, thanking a higher power. How far I've come from what I was before.

"Aaah…"

"Don't be such a whinner, Zack."

"B-but you're all over me… g-give me space to breath, Genesis."

"You asked for this."

"B-but not like this. Aaah! It hurts! Angeal, he's trying to kill me!"

"Genesis, don't be so harsh with him… I still want a turn."

"Alright. I'll move slowly next time so you won't wear out."

"Oh thank you. Geez, Sephiroth wasn't this rough with me."

"That's because I'm… well…"

"He sucks at Twister."

"Genesis!"

"Haha— oomph! Curses, I slipped! T-that doesn't count, Angeal!"

"Yeah it does. Your knee touched the mat. Zack wins again."

"Yes! Your turn now, Angeal. Hehehe."

"I-I..."

"Oh what's this, friend? You were just aching for a turn a few minutes ago and now you're backing out. You said that you were the best Twister player in Midgar, go prove it."

"Yes, I'd rather like to see Angeal's face glowing red while his partner purposefully rubs against him to distract him."

"General! How did you know that I use that tactic?"

"Oh, it just seemed like something you'd do, Fair."

"I would have won… if I hadn't laughed…"

"Sure Genesis. Now shut up and come sit on my lap; you'll be spinning the board this time. Make sure to cheat; I want to see Zack work his magic."

"Sephiroth!"

I laughed despite myself. I've never had so much fun with this many people before. Even after Zack won again –thanks to Sephiroth 'helping me' spin the board- and started to make out with his precious 'babe', I felt nothing but mirth in my soul. I saw my best friend happy with the man he loved playful indulging Zack in front of us despite the bashfulness he felt.

As their passion intensified, Sephiroth surprised me; he slid me from his lap and stood, lightly kicking the two of them with his socked foot.

"Get a room; there's one right down the hall of our own."

"Awww. Why don't you join us, General? I know you want to."

"A-aaah… Zack… don't grind into me like that."

"Zack!"

"Alright alright. Guess I can sway you. Come on, Angeal, let's… continue this elsewhere so Genesis' doesn't start to have a nosebleed."

"Zack!!"

"Ooookay!"

And Zack was gone, intimidated by Sephiroth's louder bark, leaving Angeal to slowly sit up and gather his strength. I never knew that he was so sensitive… or perhaps it was the fact that he had been in front of me and Sephiroth.

I give him an understanding smile when he avoids eye contact with us.

"Good night friend."

"Good night, to you too, Genesis."

He stood strongly, nodding towards Sephiroth and walked calmly to the guest room. I released a breath in my chest I didn't know I was holding, and my love chuckled at my extremely more relaxed demeanor.

"Let's get to bed ourselves, Genesis; it's getting late and we can clean up everything later."

"Not that there's much to clean up… I didn't know that three men could put away five dozens of doughnuts, a case of sake, and two packs of beer in one night… and still be coherent…"

"Did it fit your daydream?"

"Yeah… yeah it did… thank you Sephiroth."

"It's what I'm here for; to make you happy."

"I'll find something to make it up to you."

"No need; your smile is my reward."

"Ack!"

"W-what?"

"Your… utter sappiness is making me sick! Give me the pompous Sephiroth back; he's hotter!"

"Hmph; you better absorb this 'sappy Sephiroth' now because I won't be like this for a long while after that statement."

"Ha ha, I kid, I kid, love. I'm just swooned that's all. I'm not used to you being so…"

"What? So what?"

"Verbally kind and considerate."

"Oh gods. Let's go to bed. The pompous asshole wants to sleep now."

"Sephiroth! Come on, don't be like that!"

"Can't hear you."

As I follow him into our bedroom, I can feel my cheeks up to my eyes, unable to stop smiling. And by the look of Sephiroth's face when he looked over his shoulder, those jade eyes sparkling with the same mirth that I knew were in mine, I knew… that what happened tonight was real.

I just ate horribly fattening, yet sinfully delicious, food, drank liquor, and played party games along with three other men. My daydream of Angeal, Sephiroth, and myself all together as friends came true despite Zack Fair being there.

I shall mark this as a milestone as the most innocent night of my life.
But I do ponder…
Isn't it still technically a foursome since we're still in the same house…?

I played around with dialogue in this chapter, experimenting in giving personality through speech only. Tell me how I did~