"Brainstormin'"

(Or "Nightmare on Rocky's Street—Dream Child!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, BORIS AND NATASHA WERE CLOSER THAN EVER TO CORRUPTING BULLWINKLE'S HIGHLY IMPRESSIONABLE (and highly small) BRAIN!"

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!" Rocky exclaimed, having just arrived with Mr. Peabody and Bullwinkle's Superego, ready to take on both those villains at a moment's notice.

"SUDDENLY BORIS WAS JUST ABOUT TO SPRAY THE FIRST SINGULAR DROP OF GENETICS INTO BULLWINKLE'S BRAIN, WHEN SUDDENLY A NEURON CAME FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND PINNED HIM TO THE GROUND."

"DAAGH!" Boris exclaimed. "NETESHA HELP!"

"NATASHA TOOK THE GENETICS VIAL FROM BORIS AND ATTEMPTED TO CORRUPT BULLWINKLE'S MIND HIMSELF, WHEN SUDDENLY, THE ENTIRE GROUND THAT EVERYONE WAS ON BEGAN TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE."

"What's going on?!" Rocky exclaimed to the Superego.

"He's…waking up." The Superego spoke, terror in his expression and tone of voice.

"THE EGO WAS CORRECT, FOR BULLWINKLE'S EYES WERE NOW OPENED WIDELY! THE EYES SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GAZE BACK AND IDENTIFY THE SITUATION THAT WAS OCCURING..."

"Hey! Rocky?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "How in the heck did ya get in my mind?!"

"Through that machine, remember?" Rocky responded. "How's Eichhörnchen?"

"ROCKY COULD EASILY HEAR THE GERMAN-ACCENTED SQUIRREL RANTING TO THE MOOSE ABOUT HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT WAS FOR BULLWINKLE TO STILL BE CONSCIOUS AND INTERACT WITH HIS BEST FRIEND WITHIN HIS OWN MINDSCAPE."

"Bullwinkle, this is your mind, you can do whatever you want!" Peabody exclaimed to the moose. "Please help us, we could greatly use your assistance at this moment!"

"Well what if I don't wanna help you…" Bullwinkle remarked, much to the annoyance of Peabody and Rocky. "KIDDING! I'll help you guys!"

"BULLWINKLE TOOK A MOMENT TO THINK…"

"Ve're gonna be here a while…again…" Natasha moaned.

"HOW BOUT I MAKE YOU A DUCK!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, immediately transforming Boris into a duck still wearing his black spy suit.

"ROCKY AND PEABODY DIDN'T EXACTLY KNOW BULLWINKLE'S REASONING BEHIND ALL THIS, BUT SINCE BORIS COULD NO LONGER CORRUPT BULLWINKLE'S MIND, THIS WAS EVEN BETTER!"

"That was easy!" Rocky commented. "What about her?" He pointed to Natasha, who clearly looked like she didn't want to become warped by Bullwinkle's mind.

"—UNICYCLE!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, immediately transforming Natasha into a purple, non-speaking unicycle. "And now…"

"BULLWINKLE'S MIND IMMEDIATELY TERRAFORMED INTO A CIRCUS TENT WHERE THE DUCK-TURNED BORIS NOW RODE ON THE UNICYCLE-IFIED NATASHA!"

"Doot-doot-doot-da-loot-da-loot-doot-doot-doot, Doot-doot-doot-da-loot-da-loot-doot-doot-doot…" Bullwinkle sang the typical circus song.

"AND SO, AFTER BIDDING FAREWELL TO BULLWINKLE'S EGO, SUPEREGO AND ID, ROCKY AND MR. PEABODY LEFT BULLWINKLE'S MIND AND REJOINED THEIR CONSCIOUSNESS IN THE REAL WORLD."

"Boy I'm glad to be back!" Rocky exclaimed, stretching his body once the helmet was off his head.

"As am I, Rocket." Peabody spoke, unhooking his helmet before moving to unhook Bullwinkle's.

"THE AUTHORITIES HAD ALREADY TAKEN BORIS AND NATASHA AWAY TO JAIL, AND--"

"Auf Wedherzein!" Eichhörnchen exclaimed, leaving the lab, but not before commenting; "Stupid hund."

"Perhaps I should go inside her mind one day..." Peabody commented.

"WELL THAT ABOUT WRAPS UP THIS MIND-NUMBING ADVENTURE, MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"

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