BUT I DON'T WANNA!!!!!

Have you ever had one of those classes that you just can't bring yourself to care about. I hate when you get these teachers that don't seem to have an ounce of sanity or a shred of intellect. I feel like these teachers would serve me better as a meal then an educator. Hell they would serve everyone better as a meal than an educator. They drone on and on and on about God only knows what. Alice doesn't like for me to refer to teachers as meals, she says it isn't nice. I suppose she is right. Carlisle wouldn't be too happy with any member of the family referring to teachers as meals. Then again if he met this guy he just might have the thought himself. I'd have to bring Edward along to know for sure. Then again I don't get Edward. He can sit through medical school over and over. What the hell came up as new the second time? I mean really! Talk about an over achiever! I wonder what he's trying to hide behind all the brains… He gets this odd thrill of fear anytime someone mentions he needs a woman. I keep telling myself I need to explore that further and yet I never do. Maybe it's time to do something about that. That boy has some serious problems.

I wish Alice would come home from shopping already. Maybe she could find a better way for me to avoid doing this stupid paper I don't want to write. I can think of a few things I would rather be doing with her right now than writing a useless paper…

Then again if she comes home and it's still not done… after her being gone for 5 hours… she probably won't let me do any of those things. Maybe if I get it done she'll know and she'll come home… hm… now there is a thought. I guess I should write this paper now. BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO! After all the talk of meals I think I need to go hunt… yup… gonna go hunt. 1) HUNT 2) DRUDGE THROUGH PAPER 3) CALL ALICE, MAKE HER COME HOME AND DO EVERY DIRTY THING IN MY HEAD TO HER…

Jasper