I don't own twilight I just read the books over and over before trying in vain to make some part of them something original and something of my own. Unfortunately Stephanie Meyer is the only one who can claim any of the above.

The answer to the question in the title is vjgm… go check out her story about the Cullen's in therapy! Good stuff in there!

Stupid Therapy; Who sends Vampires to Therapy?!

Name: Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen

Nickname: Jazz, Angel, Alice's Treasure; Hungry

Age: I don't want to talk about it

Sex: Male

Appearance: Something of a lost boy… If it weren't for Alice my hair would go uncombed, I probably wouldn't bathe and my clothes wouldn't match or be clean.

Occupation: Student; Alice's undying servant who will do anything to see to her happiness.

Family Members: Alice, Edward, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie and Emmett

Pets: I have a special bond with the deer surrounding our home. ;)

Best Friend: Alice

Describe Your Room: It was decorated by Alice and Esme. It's bright and open and happy. Usually I love it become it feels like Alice is always in there, even when she's not. Sometimes I hate it though, when I'm busy hating myself for doing stupid things that hurt Alice.

Way of Speaking: A slight southern drawl

Physical Characteristics: Tall; skinny; muscular; shoulder length blonde curls on the loose; Alice says I always look like I'm about to snap to attention; I walk with an air of confidence unless I'm busy hating myself then not so much.

Items in your pockets, purse or backpack right now: I don't carry a backpack it's a waste of time and energy. My pockets contain my wedding ring (when I'm not wearing it) and whatever book I may be reading at the time. In my boot leg is whatever cash I have on my person at the time. I also have a few mementos from my parents that I don't want to talk about right now.

Hobbies: Reading, Hating myself, doing things to make Alice smile.

Favorite Sports: Baseball and helping Alice on Black Friday.

Talents, Abilities and Powers: I can make you feel how I want you to feel. Don't believe me? Try me.

Relationships: I generally stay on the outer fringe of things unless I can be of help to my family. I would and will do anything in my power to protect and care of my family. I'm mostly rather introverted, choosing to think things through in my head with the exception of when I am with Alice. I am only extroverted when I am alone with Alice.

Fears: Losing Alice; Hurting Alice; Being a Monster; Being a Jerk; Being a Failure.

Faults: Can I have another piece of paper please? I'll just write small. I'm an asshole. I am selfish. I do things to hurt Alice and never learn my lesson. I do things to hurt other people and I never learn my lesson. I screw up more than anyone else. I have no self-control. I am a total fuck up! I am inhumane. I've… ah… hurt so many people it's pathetic. I am a total failure as a person when Alice isn't around. I am nowhere near the man Alice deserves. I am a coward. I once scared the shit out of my Mama – I don't want to talk about it. It took me forever to figure out I was a deplorable excuse for a human being and should get out of a bad situation I was in back in the day.

Good Points: Ask Alice. I got nothin.

What you want more than anything else: To deserve the love Alice gives me and shows me every day.

* * * Here is the same questionnaire as done by Alice. * * *

Name: Jasper Gabriel (doesn't he have the cutest name ever?!)

(* * * I know that his middle name is never mentioned in the books but after some research and a vote in my J/A story it has been decided that for my uses he middle name is Gabriel. * * *)

Nickname: Jazz, Angel, Treasure, My Rock, Kas (don't tell anyone he doesn't like other people to call him that)

Age: 20

Sex: Yes please! ;)Male

Appearance: He's got the cutest unruly curls. When he finally decides to smile it makes my heart melt. He's just so cute and loveable.

Occupation: Student; World's Hottest Man

Family Members: Me, Edward, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie and Emmett

Pets: I am enough of a handful… I'm his pet! ;)

Best Friend: Probably Edward… they seem to both enjoy hating themselves at times. They seem to have a rather special bond in that. He'd probably say me but I'm his wife so I don't count.

Describe Your Room: When Esme and I decorated it we knew he really didn't care about what it looked like but we tried to make it look homey and comfortable to him, so we could both enjoy our time there.

Way of Speaking: He has the hottest southern drawl I have ever heard. The sound of his voice screams southern gentleman to me!

Physical Characteristics: Tall; Muscular; Very Strong Hands; He's HOT; He's got the cutest blonde curls; He stands up really straight most of the time; He walks like he's really confident even when he's not.

Items in your pockets, purse or backpack right now: He hates backpacks and even I wouldn't attempt to get him to carry a man purse. When he has to take it off his wedding band is in there. He plays with it in there when he's nervous. He carries cash in his boot, so it smells like leather usually; thank God it doesn't smell like feet. He has a locket that was once his mother's and his father's wooden cross that used to hang on a leather string (but that was lost before he found it); he also has the ring his mother gave him before he left for the war with their family crest on it.

Hobbies: Reading, being cute, making me laugh.

Favorite Sports: Baseball and helping me shop on Black Friday (that really is a sport, especially how I do it).

Talents, Abilities and Powers: He makes people happy!

Relationships: He's loving and protective.

Fears: A lot of things that will NEVER happen.

Faults: He hates himself too much.

Good Points: He's strong; he's loving; he's caring; he's protective; he's cuddly; he's smart; he's trusting; he's confident; he lets me comfort him when he needs it and doesn't act all manly all the time; he's loves me even though I'm quite literally crazy; he's a total gentleman; he always smiles at me at just the right moments; he stops hating himself when I tell him to, at least for a minute; He lets me touch him anytime I want; he knows how much I love him, even if he feels he doesn't deserve it; he lets me tell him every waking moment how much I love him; he plays stupid games with me just because he knows it will make me happy; he risks life and limb to go shopping with me… especially on Black Friday; He lets me pitch to him when we play baseball, even though he knows I won't play fair just because it's him and he knows I like when he hits homeruns; He doesn't expect me to play fair when it comes to anything that involves him; he takes good care of me, especially when I have one of my… ah… moments; He gives the best hugs; he smells good; he lets me dress him; he lets me brush his hair… well sometimes; He's cute; he lets me tell him how hot I think he is… and he doesn't roll his eyes anymore; His voice makes my heart melt; no matter what he thinks he is most definitely NOT a monster; despite what he thinks he is a very good person who puts his needs well after everyone else's. His hair is really soft and it makes me happy to touch it all the time… sometimes I do that too much I think; his hands are so soft and soothing, even though he thinks their rough and yucky.

What you want more than anything else: He probably wants to have more self-control, but he's probably made that to be something about me.

Jasper hates himself and only measures his self worth but the number of reviews he can get Alice… so boost his self-esteem and review!