Okay this chapter is kind of a joke... the really important part is that author's note at the end, so go check it out!
My favorite poem… I have no clue why people freak when I say this…
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.
Of this story we hear from Nantucket,
About the mysterious loss of a bucket,
We are sorry for Nan,
As well as the man—
The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket.
What?! I see that look! I don't get it. I say the first line and people laugh… why?! Emmett tried to explain it once but all he did was laugh. I don't understand… it is a wonderful story of a daughter, her father and her new husband. As for people taking the bucket and the money… WELL THAT'S JUST WRONG!
Alright seriously folks! Dunno why but I've been DYING to do this chapter! I was being a total smart ass and on top of that I need to ask a favor. Everyone has commented on how Jasper hates himself so much and can't find anything nice about himself - he always sends the inquisitor to Alice. So help Jasper learn to love himself ;)... list all the things YOU love about Jasper... to appear in a future chapter!