This is the first of my two new chapters.

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It's called alcohol

The dog

Sg-1, Sg-16 and the Atlantis team had been at The Dog laughing and drinking for the last hour.

"So Aide, you seeing anyone" Michael asked as he looked across the table they were all sitting at in the corner.

"Um, no, why" Aiden asked sipping deep into his beer.

"Just wondering, so what the hell is going on" Michael asked looking at Aiden, everyone else was also staring at Aiden.

"What do you mean" Aiden asked looking at Michael.

"You have been acting weird since you walked in to the briefing room dude, what the hell did you and Kate talk about" John asked looking at him as well.

"I'm fine, me and Kate, nothing" Aiden replied looking up briefly before refocusing on his beer.

"Whatever" John said as he turned back to his and Dr Weir's conversation.

"Dude, please stop your turning into Katy" Michael said looking at Aiden, before casting his eyes over the pub. "And Katy isn't even here... Katy" Michael said stuttering as he had just been looking at the door when it opened and their missing team mate walked in.

"She most of changed her mind" Hamilton said also looking over at Kate.

Kate walked in wearing a short denim mini skirt with a pink and green bellied halter top and a pair of white 3inch heel sandals that had ribbons attached that tied around her ankle.

Just behind her in walked 4 other girls who were laughing and chatting with Kate. The girls were called Rebecca, Jessica, Marie and Louise.

"Shit" Aiden yelled as he saw the other four and ducked under the table.

"Lt. Ford what are you hiding from" Teyla asked.

"His Ex" Michael and John said in unison laughing.

Katy and her friends were walking to the bar when Rebecca stopped in her tracks and turned to Katy.

"Why the hell did I just see Aiden" Rebecca asked facing Katy.

"Because his home, its one of the reasons you girls are here, because not only is Aiden home... so is John" Katy said looking at them all.

"Oh girl" Rebecca said hugging Katy. "Have you told him about everything?"

"No, and I'm not" Katy said as she pulled out the hug.

"Ok, you are coming with me" Rebecca said as grabbed Katy by the hand and pulled her towards Aiden, John and the rest. "Girl's I will have an Archers and orange and Katy will have a triple Vodka and pineapple"

"Ok gotcha" Louise said as she, Jessica and Marie went to the bar. Rebecca pulled Katy all the way over to the table where the SGC personnel sat and stopped in front of it.

"What the hell do you want, he" McKay said nodding in the direction of Michael. "Said you wasn't coming, coz I for one don't like you nor does Teyla"

An eruption of noise broke out from SG-1, SG-16, Aiden and John at once defending Katy, Jack was the first to make himself heard.

"McKay insult my daughter again and you will never walk again" Jack said glaring at McKay. "Sheppard?" Jack asked as John stood up.

"You two" John said fixing McKay and Teyla with an angry glare before he looked at Katy and looked back at McKay. "Don't" he said as sat back down.

"See, you act like a bitch towards him and still he defends you" McKay said giving Katy a dirty look. Jack, Sam and Rebecca were about to jump down McKay's throat but was stopped by Katy.

"No dad, Sam, Bec. McKay you don't get to insult me, you don't know fuck about mines and John's relationship or our break up so you don't get to comment on it" Katy said fixing McKay with a death glare, McKay looked back and spluttered.

"Wow, McKay speechless for once" Dr Weir said. "Hi Major O'Neill or is it Katy"

"Katy when we are off duty or alone, I'm only Major O'Neill when its official business" Katy said smiling.

"Ok Katy, ignore Rodney because your right we don't know anything about yours and John's relationship, so you wont hear me or any of my team comment on it again" Dr Weir said making a sweep of her team with her eyes and ending forcefully on McKay.

"No, its fine everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I will defend myself" Katy also said glaring at McKay.

"You shouldn't have too" Daniel said giving everyone a dirty look. "It's between you and Sheppard"

"Indeed" Teal'c added.

"Thanks guys" Katy said gratefully to her dad's team. "An Aiden get out from under the table before your knees lock" Katy added laughing.

Aiden crawled back to his seat and sent a guilty look at Rebecca.

"Oh, by the way to those who don't know, this is Becca" Katy said as she pointed to Rebecca. "And that's Louise, Jessica and Marie" Katy finished pointing to the bar.

"Don't try distracting me Katy" Rebecca said glaring at Katy. "Aiden Mathew Ford, what the hell" Becca screamed glaring at Aiden as Louise, Jessica and Marie joined them with the drinks.

"Bex, I was going to call" Aiden added in a whisper making Becca glare grow.

"Here you go girl" Louise said handing Katy her drink. "And Hun, stop glaring and shouting at Aiden and drink this" Jessica said as she handed Becca her drink.

"So, what you girls drinking" Sam asked as Becca took the drink and had a sip.

"This is a triple Vodka and pineapple, Bec's is Archers and orange, Lou's is Malibu and lemonade, Marie's is Tia Maria and coke and Jess is Bacardi and coke" Katy said pointing to each in time.

"Should you be Drinking that considering..." Aiden said in a panic.

"Shut it Aide I'm fine" Katy said glaring at him as Becca kicked him, which John saw and just sat there and watched.

"What you talking about" Michael asked.

"Nothing Aide hit his head as he got out from under the table" Katy said trying to remain calm.

"Ok" Michael said not believing a word, neither did John he decided he was gonna watch her cause he knew with out being told something was wrong.

"Wow, you girls drink spirits and me and Major Carter are just drinking beer" Dr Weir said raising her bottle to her lips.

"What is beer" Teyla asked looking at Dr Weir.

"Whoa, is this chick for real" Marie asked staring straight at Teyla in astonishment.

"What are you?... From outer space?"

"Well actually..." Teyla started but was cut across by Daniel.

"She's visiting from another country" Daniel said smiling at Katy's friends as Katy stood there trying to keep a straight face.

"Why don't you girls join us" Hamilton said pointing to chairs for the girls to pull up.

"Yea, why not" Katy said as she squeezed into the booth next to Aiden as the girls grabbed chairs and pulled them over.

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Everyone spent about an hour just talking and laughing, except John and Teyla, John spent the hour just looking at Katy and turning his head every time she turned his way, whilst Teyla after watching John was just openly glaring at Kate whilst giggling and touching John's arm as much as possible. Katy and her friends finally got fed up of it.

"Is there something Kate can do for you Teyla" Louise asked glaring back at Teyla.

"Nothing, but Major O'Neill" Teyla begun as everyone looked at her then glanced at Katy to see her giving her a dirty look, before turning back to Teyla. "What is that called what you are wearing" Teyla finished pointing to her waist.

"Its called a mini skirt, its fashion, but don't you worry about it you don't have what it takes to wear something like this" Katy answered with venom and then stared at the orange juice that Teyla was drinking. "I'm going to the bar to get another round in" she said as she stood up and walked away swaying her hips more than she needed too.

The whole table burst into laughter except Teyla who through a dirty look at everyone. Louise and Rebecca got up and went to help Katy at the bar.

"Hey Steve, another round for everyone but can you change the orange juice to a double Vodka and orange and on top can I have two shots of Vodka" Katy said to him as Louise and Rebecca creased up.

"Oh my god, if that chick hasn't had Alcohol before you are gonna get her drunk, if you give her that" Becca said as she tried to calm herself down.

"The whole bloody point, god have you seen all the John clinginess, Jesus one word 'desperate" Katy said as the two shots were handed to her. "Thanks Steve"

"Who are they for" Louise asked looking at the shots.

"They are toppers for Teyla's drink" Katy said as she grinned wickedly.

"Oh that's cruel, but totally great" Becca said as she saw the orange and double Vodka get handed to Kate.

Once the barman had handed Kate the drink she tipped the two shots into it and stirred it with the mixer before she took it out. When the barman had finished they took all the drinks to the table and watched at sly glances as Teyla drank the quad Vodka and orange.

"Um, this orange juice is so nice" Teyla said as she looked at Dr Weir.

"Ok, if you say so" Kyle said looking at her funny, as did the rest of the table.

"Um, Dr Weir what do you plan to do now your back from your expedition" Katy asked as she looked at her.

"Oh call me Elizabeth and I am going to be on base as a supervisor and sort of politician" Elizabeth said answering with a smile. "By the way when you went to the bar I couldn't help notice the tattoo you have what is it"

"What you mean the one at the base of my spine" Kate asked as Elizabeth nodded. "Oh its a teddy bear it means nothing"

"What you mean the one at the base of your spine, you got more tattoos" Elizabeth asked.

"Yea, including that one, 4. I have a flaming ying yang on my ankle with the date of Craig's death, I have a dolphin in a curve on my right shoulder and I have a heart on my butt ask John which cheek and what it says" Kate said as she watched Teyla give her a look of pure loathing and John choke on his beer, as everyone else laughed except Jack who gave his daughter a look that said this conversation was getting to much. "An I also have the teddy bear" Katy finished raising her glass.

"A ying yang that's on fire both John and Aiden have one of them on their left arms they also have a date on them" Elizabeth said as she looked at the three of them.

"Yea, Michael and Hamilton have one too, they're our memorial to Craig" Aiden said in a sad voice as he raised his bottle.

"Who's Craig?" Sam asked noticing the sombre mood that had passed through most of SG-16 and Aiden and John.

"He was our team mate, he died whilst we were under fire, and he was a close friend of ours" John said looking down at his bottle of beer.

"Sorry, you guys" Jack said looking at his daughters team mates.

"Thanks, but this is getting sombre we were upset for weeks a couple of years ago Craig would want us to get on with our lives" Michael said looking at everyone at the table.

"Ok, I'm gonna get my freak on and beat the crap out of them guys over there at pool" Katy said as she got up and grabbed her drink. "You girls coming and any of you lot wanna join"

"Yea, girl I'm with you" Becca said as she stood up and grabbed her drink.

"Yea, I'm with you also" Louise said as she went and stood with Kate and Becca.

"I'm with you three too" Marie and Jess said together as they picked up their drinks.

"Yea, I will join you ladies too" Sam said as she stood up and grabbed her drink.

"Yea, me too" Elizabeth said as she followed suit. "Teyla you coming"

"No, I'm going to stay here" Teyla said as she leaned into John without him noticing.

"Whatever" Kate and Becca said as they turned and walked to the pool table followed by the others.

"Alright boys" Katy flirted as she picked up a cue. "You wanna show me your skills with a stick" she finished making all the girls laugh.

"Oh my god, she is unbelievable" Sam laugh as everyone else nodded.

"Little girl you wouldn't be able to handle my skills with a stick" One guy said coming up to Kate.

"Really, then put your money where your mouth is" Katy said raising her eyebrow.

"You got it baby" the guy said as he set the table and breaked.

"Nice break" Katy said surveying the table and looking at the girls.

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30 minutes later the boys and Teyla were just laughing at a joke Michael had just told. Every now and then one of the boys would check on the girls mainly it was John and Jack.

John glanced up when he saw the guy Kate was playing converge on her looking like he was going to break her in half, he jumped up out of his seat just as he yelled out and went to hit her.

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1 minute earlier

Katy had just put the black ball away in the corner pocket. She glanced at the guy she just beat who was gob smacked.

"And that's the game. Thank you" she grinned as she grabbed the money and turned back to the girls until she heard Becca gasp, Katy turned around and saw the guy advance on her.

"You fucking bitch, you played me" He yelled as he went to punch her, but as his fist was a few inches away she was pulled clear and John grabbed his fist and punched him.

"Didn't your mom, never teach you not to hit girls" John said as Michael and Aiden joined.

"What is this? Cant handle me on your own" the guy said staring John down.

"No, he can handle you but you just tried to hit our girl" Michael said glaring down at the guy.

After that a fight broke out but was pulled apart 2 minutes later when Jack grabbed John, Teal'c grabbed Aiden and Hamilton grabbed Michael.

"I suggest that you stay away from my daughter" Jack glared at the guy on the floor as he restrained John.

Jack, Teal'c and Hamilton dragged the boys back to the table and the girls followed. As soon as Jack had let John go Katy got in his face.

"What the hell was that? Guess what? Newsflash I don't need or want your protection so stay out of my face" Katy yelled making the whole pub stare at her.

"Fine then next time a guy goes to hit you I will let him" John growled.

"Whatever. Dad everyone see you tomorrow I'm out of here" Katy said as she bent down to grab her bag as Rebecca, Louise and Marie followed suit.

"Bye" the table chorused as the girls walked away.

"Come on I think we should go back to the base" Elizabeth said staring at her group, getting a nod from everyone except Teyla.

"Teyla you ok" McKay asked.

"Yea, I feel a bit weird thou" Teyla replied her speech slurred.

"Oh my god, she's drunk" Michael laughed.

"Its not funny, we didn't buy her alcohol because we don't know how she would take to it" McKay answered.

"No, don't be silly I'm fine" Teyla said as she got up, she took three steps and fell unconscious.

"Crap" Aiden shouted as he bent down to check on her. "What the hell was she drinking?"

John picked up her glass and sniffed it then sipped a bit. "Jesus"

"What" Michael and Aiden asked together.

"Fucking hell. That's strong, its Vodka, someone put a load of Vodka in her orange" John answered.

"Who was last to go to the bar" Elizabeth asked as McKay picked Teyla up and went outside to the car with everyone following.

"Katy" Jack answered with out thinking about it. "Oh god Kate"

"Like I said O'Neill your daughters a bitch" McKay said as Aiden helped load Teyla in the car.

"Shut up McKay. You guys can all fit in that car because I'm taking the other one" John said as he took the keys out his pocket.

"Where are you going?" Michael called out to John as he opened the other car door.

"To see and find out what the fucking hell Kate was thinking" John said as he shut the door and started the engine and drove off at speed.

"That's not going to be pretty" Aiden sighed.

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Katy xXx