Chapter 2

Effy met the final person out of their trio in front of college. Effy greeted Pandora Moon before sitting down. The blonde was listening to a conversation that the hair and beauty students where having.

"Bookers! What's surf and turf guys?!" Pandora asked her best friend, Effy just smiled at Pandora.

"Sex." Effy replied, with a smile.

"Wow! We'll have a whizzer time at this college ain't we Eff? I'm definitely gonna have some surf or turf, ASAP. Mum says boys only want one thing so my plan is to give it to them lots of times and that way I'll get good at it, be really popular and maybe my toes will stop throbbing." Pandora replied.

"You hate her." Effy mumbled, looking off into the group of beauty students.

"Who do I hate, Eff?" Pandora asked.

"I'll let you know." Effy replied.

"Cool." Pandora replied.

"Let's get this party started." Effy told her before standing up and pulling her best friend off the bench.

"You want a lollipop?" Pandora asked.

"No." Effy replied.

As Effy answered no, as the teens walked into the gym. Effy and Pandora all sat in the front row in that order as people started filing into the room. Effy paying attention to Pandora's rambling and surveyed the room.

Students go in the college.

"Welcome to Roundview College. A meeting place for young people." A voice replied.

"Attention! Pay attention, look you!" Doug replied.

"Thank you, Doug. Welcome to Roundview College. We are a designated four star educational establishment under the National We're All In It Together Initiative leading to Ultimate Improvement status. Anyone who screws that up will be officially burnt at the stake." The head director lady started.

"And expelled." Doug added.

"Yes, and expelled. God help you all, you're gonna get some qualifications. Any questions?" Suddenly a fart echoed around the hall making everyone, except Effy laugh. "Thank you. Now before I turn you over to your form tutors, I'd like to tell you something about the way in which we organise our…" another, longer fart got everyone giggling again.

"Right! Very funny. This is a further education college, not a primary school." She got cut off again as an even louder fart had everyone laughing yet again.

"Stop it! Stop it! I'll cut your balls off, you cheeky little turds!" The lady shouted. "You hear me?"

"I do apologise. I think I might be at fault. Too much rhubarb on my Ready Brek. Havoc." Doug explained sending everyone into fits of giggles. The head director took a deep breath before turning back to the teens.

"Last year, we had some intolerable incidents" She spoke looking towards Effy who was trying to figure out what incident she was on about (it was either the one where she went to all of Chris' lessons with no one noticing until the end of the college day or when they had a bonfire outside the school and Anwar dumped alcohol on it and it got out of control) "so, I want to make this easy for you. The following will result in instant expulsion"

"smoking on the premises"

"setting fire to the premises"

"consumption of alcohol on the premises"

"consumption of drսg on the premises"

"consumption of pornography on the premises"

"teacher abuse, glue abuse, self abuse"

"sеxual intercourse with any other student, teacher or animal or combination of the above including oral sеx and/or use of sеx toys, on the premises."

After all that she ended up introducing their new head of communications who, to say the least, looked absolutely terrified of the group of 16-17 year olds. Miss Reedy then had the job to announce forms but not before messing up her first line about putting their hands up.

"Form BD1, say your name, please, when I... Put your hands up, please, when I call your, erm, name." She then started listing off a bunch of names including two out of three of the teens that she has seen at the burger van.

"Elizabeth Stonem?" Miss Reedy asked, continued reading names, Effy raised her hand and the final out of the three boys also being called out. Also a girl with the same name as a supermodel. Effy looked around and found Cook to be actually really pretty.

Naomi Campbell puts her hand.

"Excuse me?" Naomi called out, catching the raven haired girl's attention.

"Yes? What is it?" Big boss lady asked.

"The boy next to me is acting inappropriately."

"How?" Big boss lady asked.

"He wants to show me his tattoo. And not in a nice way." Naomi replied.

"Right you!" Big boss lady signaled to James who was laughing.

"Me?" Cook asked.

"Yes! Why don't you show us all your pathetic tattoo. we can wonder at its magnificent stupidity." Big boss lady replied.

"I don't think you'd like it." Cook said, Effy watching his carefully.

"Right lad! Smartish! You've had an instruction. Show her the tattoo, NOW!" Doug spoke through the megaphone.

"All right." Cook then stood up and undid the zip to his trousers before pulling both them and his boxers down his legs. For what felt like the fiftieth time that day, the hall burst into laughter. Effy even adding in a little wolf whistle for extra measures.

Tattooed directly around his cock was a woman's head and hands on his arse. and to make matters worse, he started humping the air.

Not even an hour in and college had already shocked her.

To Be Continued…